"Who is calling me?" Felicity wonders out loud while she searches for her phone.
"Felicity, I believe the most important question is… What alarm is going off? Or m personal favorite question at the moment. Why do I get the feeling that we are about to crash land in the middle of the country? We aren't even halfway there!" Sara corrects. Felicity ignores the correction and rolls her eyes. While she continues to search for her missing phone.
"Calm down Sara it's not like none of us has not jumped out of the plane before," Tommy says trying to reassure Sara. Looking in the direction of Felicity, Tommy says "Your phone is under your left thigh."
"And you didn't tell me this sooner why?"
"One because I thought you knew and two I am a little preoccupied." Showing the image of a game ended flappy bird.
"Oh did you beat your high score?" Felicity asks excitedly. Chuckling a bid Tommy shakes his head no.
"Focus Felicity, who is on the phone, " Laurel asks.
"It's just Roy," Felicity says looking towards laurel.
"SHIT ITS ROY!" The four of them all shout. Not paying attention at all to the flashing red lights in the private jet or that one of the pilots that were piloting the plane ran past them grabbed a parachute and as soon as he got the straps on jumped out of the plane.
"Hey, Roy what's up?" Felicity asks sheepishly.
"Oh, so you figured this was going to happen so you ask Dick to send a ticket to you, and you are taking that plane to get to Gotham," Felicity repeats so the other three people on the plane that should know knew. "Yes it probably wouls be easier to just put you on speaker phone, but I am too lazy at the moment." At this Sara, Tommy, and Laurel starts chuckling. "Listen to Roy can you be a doll and tell Dick to expect a call and ass kicking from me later? Why? Because the plane that we are on to Gotham is about to go down and there are only two parachutes and Oliver is being a little shit. Snooping in my business I am pretty sure that he is going to look around my apartment later. Oliver thinks he knows secrets but he doesn't I do my whole family is we are the masters of keeping secrets especially from each other. He thinks he knows messes up he hasn't seen my level of messed up yet. The best part is that he thinks he is keeping me safe, but in reality, it is the other way around. Oh, and for the record, I have way more enemies than him don't you agree? Okay, just don't forget to tell Dick." Felicity says hanging up the phone.
" Who raised you more Bruce or Alfred?" Sara asked the question that had been bothering her for years. truthfully she could have asked anyone in the family but she was the most stable out of all of them.
"It depends on what aspect Bruce is my father and he trained me and he took care of me and in a way, the team raised me too meaning Iris, Joe, Barry, even supes, and Diana, but Alfred dealt with all my mood swings when I was on my period. God remember when Bruce convinced Barry to give the talk because he felt awkward doing it himself, for his own children and Tommy." Felicity finished chuckling.
"Oh yeah, and my dad was there along with the two of us and he was laughing his ass off with Joe about how nervous Barry looked. The rest of the team was there as well and nobody but the people in the bat-family knew of Bruce's identity so he had the cowl on, but even with the cowl, you could see in his eyes that he just wanted Barry to do it. And Jason Tommy and Dick asked ridiculous questions they can think of, just to make him feel even more awkward." Sara said laughing with Tommy leaning against each other clutching their sides, from laughing so much.
"Oh, and remember how Jason asked what it was like to have sex. And my dad almost started to laugh so he had to walk out of the room." Felicity adds laughing and trying to even her breath out finally managing to call down along with Laurel who had also started to laugh. Tommy and Sara just started laughing even harder.
"Poor Barry was traumatized and when he finally told Iris what happened. That was one of the most memorable days ever."Laurel finishes the memory.
"When we find Bruce we should probably have him thank Iris for explaining everything Artemis, Barbra, and I. Bruce, was so close to making Diana explain it and I don't think that would have worked very well," Felicity says as she walks towards the parachutes.
"Does she even get her period?" Laurel asks genuinely curious about it. Sara and Felicity just shrug.
"If you want you can ask her the next time we see her, so probably at Wayne Manor before the Gala," Sara says. Felicity nods her head thoughtfully while counting the parachutes.
"Can we not talk about this anymore this is making me feel really awkward,"Tommy asks, reminding the three girls of his presence. "SO anyway how many parachutes are there Fee?"
"Um… It seems there are only two. I think the pilots each stole the private jet passenger parachutes instead of the ones in the front of the plane for the pilots."
"I call going with Laurel," Sara says suddenly and Laurel nods in agreement, quickly getting one of the parachutes.
"Okay fine," Tommy says evenly giving the sisters a glare as he reached down to get the parachute and started strapping it on. But Felicity noticed that he was blushing a bit, and has seemed to be acting differently around her recently.
'Oh well,' felicity thinks to herself 'Maybe I will talk to him about it before the Gala.'
"Come on Tommy let's have a race to get to land first."
"I am so in," Sara says as she straps herself onto Laurel. After Tommy finishes stumbling with the straps to the parachute pack Felicity quickly straps herself to Tommy like she has done this a thousand times (which she probably has) while at the same time ignoring the blush that appears on Tommy's face.
Opening the door to the plane Felicity yells "Are ya ready kids?" over the howling winds with her hair whipping in her face.
"Aye Aye Captain" Laurel yells silently thanking herself that she remembered to bring a hair tie and that her hair was up.
"I can't hear you," Tommy said continuing the quote from their favorite childhood TV show.
"Aye, Aye captain" Laurel and Sara scream in sync.
"Ready on three we will jump…ONE…..TWO…..THREE…..JUMP"
"Why did you say on three if you were going to say jump?" Sara questions as she fights the wind with her voice.
"I don't know? Probably the same reason Laurel didn't jump until I actually said jump." Felicity says back. Not only fighting the wind with her voice but also the screams of Tommy. "What the hell is your problem right now Tommy?"
"Oh, just the fact that the first parachute had a hole in it and we could have died," Tommy screams at me. "We are going to parachute into a lake. And we have no way of getting to Gotham."
"Relax Tommy, once we get to about 200ft above the water we are all going practice a maneuver into the water meaning we are going to unbuckle ourselves from the parachute and drop into the water. Then we will worry about getting in contact with the rest of our family."
"Are we doing the maneuver?" Laurel asks. "Cause we haven't had to do this in a really long time and I am kind of nervous."
"Yes, laurel I think that we are all doing the maneuver. And relax we have done more difficult maneuvers than this with the family." Sara says in a calming way.
"Okay, we are almost at the drop site." Felicity says "We will drop on the count of three. And yes Sara we will actually drop on three, Tommy do the honors please."
"One…Two…Three." Tommy yells. Felicity and Sara unhook themselves from Tommy and laurel. Free falling into the water. Felicity does a triple flip and gracefully dives into the water. Sara does a single flip and does a double spin. (IDK I don't dive I run and play field hockey). While felicity and Sara did their fancy tricks Tommy and Laurel un- hooked themselves from the parachutes and free fell until they had to dive into the water. When they were all in the water they all just floated for a while before deciding to wade to shore.
"So, who won and got the most style points," Laurel asks.
"I think Felicity won the first time and you won the second Laurel," Sara says. We all nod in agreement Felicity excelled at many things because of years of practice and the training Bruce gave her to even think of letting his daughter out into the field. Laurel was always better at being graceful out of her and Tommy even though they had the same exact training; Bruce made all the girls train with elite ballerinas to become graceful. (Idk so don't ask I am making many of things up this is an AU after all).
"Hey Tommy, were all our mission suits still on the plane?" Felicity asks moving on to priories' right now.
"Shit. Yes, they were all still on the plane." Tommy says "Sorry girls."
"It's okay Tommy," Sara says sighing.
"It's fine we all have extras at Wayne manor." Laurel agreed with Sara. The three of them heard laughing from behind them. They turned to see felicity leaning against a tree laughing.
"Fee, have you finally gone insane?" Sara asks concerned
"No, it's just that none of you thought to actually check that I had grabbed the correct chest."
"So you didn't," Laurel says
"Correct! I had Dick come and pick it up because we all know how nosey Oliver is" Felicity's three companions nodded in agreement.
"So if the suits weren't in it then what was?" Tommy asks confused.
"All the candy from Halloween that I never ate and chocolate I received from Valentine's day last year. And a lot more candy. My precious candy is gone."Felicity says tearing up. Sara walks toward Felicity and hugs her.
"Let's call Dick and tell him to pick him up," Sara says
*Phone rings*
"Sup loser little brother," Felicity says into the phone. The rest of them all chuckle.
"What do you what sis, I am in the middle of training with Tim and Damian." Dick response was. And complains how felicity is only 6 months older so she should stop calling him a little brother.
"Are you all sparring against each other or one of the three 2:1?" Felicity asks getting distracted.
"All sparring against each other, we just started like an hour ago," Dick responds sounding annoyed.
"Well, that's nice. Prepare to get your ass kicked because I am pissed!"
"What happened?"
"Oliver and the freaking plane crashed and I am soaked."
"So that's why you called I'll have Barbra and Artemis track your phone and pick you up. Is Tommy there?"
"Yeah so is laurel and Sara. So tell Stephanie and Cass to come also."
"Okay, I'll just tell MM to get you in the bio-ship." Dick says "See you when you get back I will tell Alfred to make food as well so we can all go straight on patrol. Joker got out again."
"Of course he did," Felicity says sighing. "See you soon."
"Joker, escape Arkham again?" Laurel asks as Felicity as she turns back to her group of friends. The only response they got was a nod from Felicity.
"Only in Gotham" they chorus waiting for their ride to arrive so they could get food.