Quotation of the Day:
'Easy it is to judge the mistakes made by the others; difficult it is to recognize (Y) OUR own mistakes.'
… Bottom line is: REVIEW AND/OR CRITICIZE my STORY, PUH-LEASE! Am I just writing this s*** for myself? Because that's just sad. :(

My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then I walk alone

(Roku: Previously on Avatar… Uh… I mean Walter in Wonderland…:
Zuko: (hysterically) O-My-God-I-Can't-Firebend-O-My-God-I-can't-firebend-Ohmigod -Ohmigod -Ohmigod!!! (Keep OMG-ing/ OMFG-ing until…)
Enma (the baboon spirit): Go! Away.)

NOW:
I flinched… watching the monkey version of that Bald Avatar sitting on the top of the huge boulder… meditating! ("Ohm…")
"Dear FireLords!" It was a miracle that I hadn't lost my sanity like Zulie after experiencing this outlandish, otherworldly experience.
"Shush!" It/he shushed me, peeping me and then back with his/its meditation, closing his/its eyes firmly.
Ignoring his plea, I ask him, "Can you tell me where the freak I am… (You freak)?!"
"You are still here?" he opened his eyes, looking at me again… surprised at my defiance.
"Look, Donkey Kong! I'll ask you again, where am I?"
"Ask Kunang-Kunang.*" He pointed his long, bony finger at an eerily huge firefly (the size of a golf ball.)
*Author's Note: Kunang-Kunang is Indonesian for firefly… just like Bumi is Indonesian for Earth.)
"Hah-hah-and Hah. Good joke, really. No, seriously, can you tell me…?"
"Do I look like I'm joking, Tony Montana?" Enma said, after looking at my Scarface. (Geddit?)
After I stared at the butterfly which was flying away, Enma shooed me to go catch it. If I could firebend, I would bend his a** right here right now! I followed it nonetheless; I mean, a babbling, bickering, blundering baboon just talked to me, why wouldn't a firefly start to babble and bicker with me? But before I walked away, I pointed my broad-sword at Enma like an accusing finger, "You F***ing with me, you F***ing with the best. Find out the firefly can't talk… I'll fire-******* you." Then I turned around and walked away… GODDAMMIT, I was so cool!
"Sucker." Enma snorted gleefully when I had gone. It took me about 5 minutes after encounter with the irritable talking baboon that I was in Spirit world… "Talking Animals… No Bending… Dee-You-Age: DUH!" I berated myself for not figuring it out sooner. That meant I was alive! Gonna kill that Water peasant for scaring the hell outta me.
As I said… 5 minutes after joy of finding out the truth… 5 more minutes to try to catch the firefly (look at me, first I tried to catch him, now I tried to catch it!? I had stooped too low!)
5 hours to succeed in capturing it… (No… I didn't exaggerate… Or did I?)
After grabbing it (careful not to grab it too tightly so not to squash it) I made a very, VERY small gap in my grasp for it to breathe air… Finally, as silly as I looked, I talked to it in Hiro Nakamura style, "Firefly-man… hi. I was about to ask you where I am but now I know where I am so I will ask you my next question: How do I go back home?"
"Ask… Koh…" a pleasant tenor voice whispered from it… then it squeezed out from my grasp… flew away but thank God it stopped right in front of my eyes… staring at me. Now that I got a clear look at the puny spirit, I realised that it was not insectoid in shape but humanoid… It was like… do you know Stingmon from that anime Digimon? Yep, it looked just like it, only small and shining blue. (Always thought he looked very cool.)

Author's Note: How on Earth does Zuko (or any Avatar characters, for that matter) know about anime worlds or Scarface?!?!

"Ask… Koh…" he said again.
"Who's Koe?"
"The Face-Stealer." "The What-What?"
Now I think I understand what Zulie meant by: The more you ask, the less you know.
Then, the firefly explained, "Koh is… one of the oldest spirits… who ever roams this realm. It is obsessed… with collecting… souls."
"Souls? I thought you said face?"
"Without face, you have no identity… without identity… you have no… soul. Your face… is your…"
"…Soul got it." I nodded.
All this time, since antiquities, mankind had asked themselves what does a soul look like; and here I am… finding out that it was just RIGHT IN FRONT OF US!!! Life is full of f***ing irony, huh?
"A warning: if you intend to… meet Koh… you have to be extremely careful. Do not… DO NOT… show any emotions or it will steal your… face."
"I don't under… Ah…" Clarity blossomed. "Hence, his laughable nickname," I snorted sarcastically.
"Damn. Straight." A spirit hissed.
But it is not the friendly firefly.
I turned around to face my adversary, only to find out that the whole surrounding had changed. I was standing in a dark, damp cave. But the eeriest thing was a face in front of me… a pale, white woman… with a voice of a man… staring at me with an even eerier hunger. But the most frightening of all: His (her?) body was a large centipede.
"Let me guess," I said casually… Show no emotion, show no emotion, show no emotion…
"Khoa the Face-Stealer."
"Koh." He/she corrected.
"Eldest one, he is all yours." The blue firefly then flew away. The treacherous turncoat!!
"Vain Princeling… O, Vain Princeling…" he recited melodramatically. Then, suddenly, he shape-faced into a teenager's face (nifty.). "How may I help you, Son of Ozai?"
"Just one question… How do I get back to the mortal world?"
"O… O my dear boy, is that all your purpose of coming here… risking your identity… literally identity for me to steal?" His voice sounded genuinely concern.
"Er… let me think about it…UUUHHH… you bet your face, that is all."
"I admired your recklessness…." he chuckled. "Who was the one who sent you here?"
"Huh? Oh, I think it was the Avatar?" Show no emotion, you dummy.
"Avatar? You mean THE Avatar??" Koh now seemed interested in listening to me instead of himself.
"Uh-huh…"
"Interesting…" Then, he encircled his centipede body around me… creepy. "It seems, my young friend, you will stay here a bit longer than we both have anticipated; you may show emotion, you have my permission… please, regale me"
"Okay, but first, let me…" Then I turned around and let it all out
"AAAIIIIEEEEE!!!! GIANT CENTIPEDE!!!! AIIIEEEEE!!!!!" Then, I vomited.
("Amusing young man." Koh remarked. "I wonder why his father exiled him instead of his retarded sister.") [Trust me, Zuko replied, I've been asking that all my life.]

To Be Continued.
Author's Note: Apologies for a short chapter; the next upcoming chapters will be more about Zuko's journey in the Spirit World… as I dunno just WHAT TO DO with the titular hero.