A/N: First I want to say that there was a reason why there was no freaking out. This chapter will have a bit of brother fluff, and the reason why they didn't immediately freak out.

Last Chapter:

"I figured you wanted the Forbidden scroll, so here it is!" Harry said.

Mizuki smiled.

"I'd rather not let you kids live, so I'll kill you two, and take the scroll from your cold, dead hands."

He took out a vial and popped the top, before injesting it.

"You'll witness the terror that is Orochimaru-Sensei!"

Mizuki dashad at the two kids, and made a slashing motion at Naruto. Harry tried to get to Naruto, but had to watch as his sillouette was slashed in two, the pieces falling to the ground.

"You'll pay for that! You messed with the wrong family!!"

Harry formed the cross seal.

"Tajuu Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!!"

A thousand clones of Harry appeared, all with one hand extended.

"This is a new techniquer of mine, so sorry if its a little crude."

Chakra started filling the air. So much so that everyone in the village could feel it. The chakra started compacting into giant spheres, and each clone had one, even the original.

"You're life ends today! Oodama Rasengan Rendan!!"

The clones each threw the giant spheres of chakra at Mizuki, but they were joined by discs of Chakra.

"Kienzan!!"

The combined attacks struck the center, and a huge explosion rocked the place. When the smoke and dust cleared, all that was left was ash.

"He's gone."

Naruto landed.

"We did good, huh?"

"Yeah. Let's go see Hokage Ojii-san."

(Opening theme of Closer.)

Chapter 4:

Naruto and Harry were walking to the Hokage's office, when they both suddenly collapsed. The evidence of their first kill coming back to haunt them.

Iruka was looking over the evidence of the kill, and discovered something. The ash was wood ash, in other words, a substitution had occured.

Harry was trying to comfort Naruto when Iruka arrived.

"Guys, Mizuki is still at large."

This shocked them out of their stu8pors.

"But the ash--"

"Is wood ash. Mizuki used the Kawarimi no Jutsu to escape death. We'll be seeing him again, because he wouldn't go back to his master empty-handed. Let's go to Hokage-Sama and report this."

The two nodded and got up.

"Let's go."

The group of three ran off along the roofs to the Hokage tower.

At the Hokage Tower...

Iruka knocked on the Hokage's office door.

"Come in."

Iruka opened the door, and the three stepped in.

"Report."

"Well, Mizuki escaped. He used a Substitution to escape the attacks. So, we'll have to be careful, especially concerning missions outside the village."

"Right."

"Also, Naruto, Harry, due to an interrference, you two are awarded Ninja Hitai-ite. Had Mizuki not screwed with your drinks that day, you'd have gotten them then."

Harry smiled while Naruto jumped for joy. Harry foprmed a discreet Handseal, and Naruto was sprayed with cold water, enough to calm him down, but not enough to initiate the transformation. Naruto, in retaliation, formed the Henge seal, smirking while facing Harry.

"Henge!!"

He transformed into an older, nude Naruko, with just enough smoke in the right places to hide the desirables. The Hokage and Iruka, who were very susceptible to this kind of thing, were knocked out with nose-bleeds, and Jiraiya, who was invisible, simply astarted scribbling in his notebook of porn. Harry simply smirked.

"I'm your brother. I don't swing that way. But Jiraiya-Sensei is taking notes on your form. Let's see how much it takes for him to pass out."

Jiraiya suddenly started sweating, as Naruko reversed the Transformation, and the brothers dragged Jiraiya the the time bubble. Once in side, Naruto formed the cross seal, and created one clone, who both formed the Henge seal.

"Henge!!"

The two Narutos transformed into the nude Narukos, and Jiraiya's smile got huge. Seeing that didn't defeat him, he tried three. He kept increasing it by one, until at 1000 Jiraiya was finally konked out with a massive nose bleed, muttering "dream come true" over and over again. They dragged him to Konoha hospital, where the majority of the male doctors tried to scowl and smile at the same time, considering who it was, and the felame doctors simply couldn't believe that the pair knocked Jiraiya out.

later at the Konoha Academy...

Naruto and harry walked into the appropriate classroom, and were stopped by Shikamaru.

"What are you doing here, this is for graduates, remember."

"Then we're in the right place. See the headbands?"

Kiba laughed.

"So, you graduated after all. Great!"

"Hn. You two are the only ones who could keep up with me." (Guess who?)

Sakura and the other fangirls started advancing on Naruto and Harry, who created a privacy barrier around Naruto and the girls.

"Now, its time for a test run of my newest Jutsu."

He made the cross seal, which confused the girls.

"kage Bunshin no Jutsu!"

He created one solid clone, and they stood side by side, performing the Henge seal.

"Oiroke: Otoko no Ko Dōshi no Jutsu!!"

In a burst of smoke, the twoi Narutos transformed into... Sasuke and some unknown boy in a suggestive double pose. This had the effect of knocking some of the girls out, while others were enraged further, causing naruto to end the Jutsu and create several more Kage Bunshins, hiding among them with the Privacy barrier broken. The girls smacked on the clones, until Iruka used a Jounin-rank Jutsu, cancelling every active Jutsu. The girls found naruto, but couldn't advance to him as Iruka used his Big Head Jutsu to settle everyone down.

"Good, now. I'll list the teams. Team..."

six team listings later...

"Team Seven has Sakura Haruno, Harry Potter, Sasuke Uchiha, and Naruto Uzumaki. Your sensei is Kakashi Hatake. Team eight is Shino Aburame, Hinata Hyuuga, and Kiba Inuzuka. Your sensei is Kurenai Yuuhi. Team nine is still in circulation from last year. Team Ten is Chouji Akamichi, Shikamaru Nara, and Ino Yamanaka. Your sensei is Asuma Sarutobi. Please wait here for your senseis."

With that, he left the room. One by one the senseis came for their teams. Until only team seven remained.

Three hours later...

"Aaaagh, why isn't he here, yet? I'll set a trap."

Harry grabbed Naruto's arm, and pulled him down.

"Kakashi Hatake is a known fanatic of Jiraiya's works. He even reads them in public. No one knows why."

At that moment, a man with gravity-defying gray hair, a Hitai-ite worn cock-eyed to cover his left eye, and a mask to hide his lower face, with a Jounin vest and the Hatake outfit walked in. He looked over his team and simply shrugged.

"I don't have an opinion of you. Meet me on the roof in five minutes."

He then walked out.

"let's go guys."

Harry and his team walked to the roof.

To be continued...

A/N: That was Chapter 4. Please read and review. Thanks.