Two years have passed since I've been in the Akatsuki. It's been less awkward but well… it's still awkward.
"Hidan stop it you fucking moron!" I said trying to grab my food.
"Is not my fault you are so small" Hidan said, stretching his arm.
"And you think is mine? HAND IT OVER!" I said.
"Anna, go and make you another one" Sasori said sitting next to me.
"Not fair! That was the fifth sandwich today!" I said.
"Little one gets bullied" Hidan said.
"Discrimination towards size!" I said stretching my arm, not even half long than Hidan's one.
"Age" Hidan said.
"Hey! I'm sixteen!" I said giving up my sandwich.
"How old!" Hidan said biting my sandwich.
"Bite me" I said.
"Okay" He replied.
"RAPE!" I said.
"Hidan get off her, she's minor age, wait 'till she's 18" Kisame said.
"Ugh I want food, hm!" Deidara said getting in the kitchen.
Hidan's POV
I saw Anna slipping away from her sit, trying to be unseen as she tried to escape.
"Where are you going virgin?" I asked, seeing her hair prickled.
Everyone turned around and saw her two feet away the door.
"I'm not hungry anymore…" Anna said above a whisper.
"Is that so? But you haven't eaten!" I said.
"I'm anorexic…?" She said whispering.
"Come here and eat! Here, sit next to Deidara" I said moving aside.
"I'm sick and I'm afraid I'm going to puke" She said, taking little steps towards the door.
"Oh c'mon! Five minutes ago you were complaining, now you are sick? Nah! Come and eat" I insisted.
"I-"
"Deidara, Anna, Pein calls you" Konan came inside.
"Okay, hm" Deidara said, leaving the kitchen.
"Anna…" Konan kept calling her.
"Let me throw up" Anna said heading toward the bathroom.
We sat there and waited for Anna to throw up.
"HA! I knew it was a fucking lie, pay me you dumb-"
And then a gagging sound came from the bathroom.
"So… it was real" Kakuzu said smirking. "I win, pay me" He said referring to all of us.
Anna came out of the bathroom whiter that the snow and leaded to Pein's office.
Deidara's POV
"Did you call me, Pein?" Anna asked entering the room.
"Yes, sit down" Leader-sama said, gesturing the sit next to me.
She looked at me and looked away, "I'll stand here" She said.
I sighed and rolled my eyes, "What's the problem, Leader-sama? hm" I asked.
"Got you a new mission" Leader-sama said.
"Yupi…" Anna said, opening the door, ready to leave.
"I didn't say you could leave" Leader-sama said, but being Anna she leaved anyway. "Deidara, you can't fail this mission"
"Hm"
Anna's POV
"I don't wanna go" I whispered when Deidara entered the room.
"We have to return though, hm" He said packing.
"But…" I said, not even caring anymore.
"You can stay here, hm" He said opening the door.
Just like when he left me in the woods. He doesn't care for me. He doesn't even looks at me like a partner! Well he doesn't looks at me at all.
"Okay" I said. Deidara stood there for a moment, obviously thinking what's best, to finally leave me, or face Pein ten seconds.
"Anna, please" Deidara said, closing the door still facing it.
"You are right let's leave" I said shoving him aside, and opening the door. He walked in front of me like always, avoiding me as always and annoying me as always. I passed him and started to run, making my yellow knee length hair brush his cheek. I couldn't wait to get to the lair. I wanted to sit next to Sasori and repair puppets or sit next to Kakuzu and count money, watch SpongeBob with Tobi, or practice with Kisame and Itachi, or pretend to be a plant with Zetsu.
I didn't like to be stuck with Deidara for too long. It makes me nervous, it's like being next to a wall. I kept walking when I finally arrived.
"KONAN!" I screamed running upstairs, and find her in my bedroom (the one I have to share with Deidara, so I don't sleep here) doing her nails.
"Well hello!" She said. "Did you finally told Deidara-"
"No, so shut up" I said closing the door, locking it and sitting next to her.
"Why!" She asked mad.
"He avoid me again…" I said hiding my face in a pillow.
"Hun, get it over, he will ALWAYS avoid you unless you tell him!" Konan said.
"I don't even know what to tell him" I whispered.
"Maybe… 'Deidara I love you so much! You don't have idea how many times I have fantasized-"
"I don't!" I said.
"Woman I have heard you" Konan said raising an eyebrow.
I went completely red, "I won't say that anyways" I said.
"Then tell him you L-O-V-E him!" Konan said.
"No, he hates me" I said throwing the pillow.
"He doesn't!" Konan said.
"How do you know?" I asked.
"Well, I don't know, but he can't hate you!" Konan said starting with her other hand.
"He hates me and that's it!" I said throwing myself over the bed.
"Well, maybe he thinks the same way…" Konan whispered.
"What?" I asked, now trapped by the conversation.
"Maybe he thinks you hate him-"
"Impossible! I love that idiot!" I said spinning over the bed.
"Tell me… what's your reaction every time he enters the room where you are" Konan asked.
"None…" I said.
"NAH. You make yourself invisible and get out of the place, but if someone sees you, you start talking like a drunken mouse without knowledge" Konan said.
"No-oh!" I said.
"Deidara's here…" Konan said.
"Wha-what?" I said, falling from the bed, and hiding under it.
"Drunken mouse where are you?" Konan asked.
"Not here…?" I answered.
"Anna come out, Deidara is not here" Konan stated.
"Fuck you! You scared the hell out of me!" I said sneaking out of the bed.
"You see?" Konan said.
"What?" I said sitting on the bed.
"If someone acts like that in front of me I might think the person hates me" She said, closing the paint.
"…You are joking…" I said thinking. "Okay maybe you are right! And Deidara thinks I hate him! But he really hates me!" I said jumping off the bed.
"It's like talking to a pillow… Anna, can we have this conversation when you are not minor?" Konan asked.
"NO!" I said.
"Why?" Konan asked.
"Because if a take too long, Deidara is going to meet another bitch!" I said.
"You think so?" Konan said.
"Yeah! If he fucks them, what's the problem in loving one?" I said sitting next to her.
"I don't know… they are sluts?" Konan asked.
"If I was a slut, I would definitely fall in love with Deidara" I said.
"Okay let's call one and ask her!" Konan said.
I grabbed the phone and dial a number I saw in the fridge.
"What makes you think is that one?" Konan asked.
"Well, it's in the fridge aka public access, and it's a number, and once I called one for Hidan" I said.
"Good Evening, Pink Palace, how can I help you" I girl in the phone said.
"Um, hello. I'm doing a party" I said.
"Oh! You see, we have already saved this number, would you like to have the same girl we send last time?" The girl in the phone asked.
"No, but I would like to have the same girl from another phone" I said.
"If you don't mind telling me the number and I'll pass you the girl!" The girl happily replied.
"Okay" I said covering the phone. "Give me Sasori's number" I said to Konan.
"I thought-"
"Give it!" I said.
"Ugh okay. 760-987-2913" Konan said.
"760-987-2913" I said to the girl.
"Okay… Oh! Yes! There are five girls" The girl said.
"Fuck you Sasori" I said.
"What?" The girl in the phone asked.
"Um, nothing! In those five girls, is there a medium length, emerald hair with the tips dyed purple and purple eyes?" I said, remembering the disgusting whore.
"Yes! Do you want me to pass-"
"YES!" I said, holding more tightly the phone.
"NAOMIIIIIII~" The girl said.
"Naomi here!" Another girl a baby voice answered.
"Hi, Naomi, look, I saw you once with a friend… Tall really long blonde hair-"
"Sounds so familiar~!" Naomi said.
"He ends the phrases with a cute 'hm'" I said.
"Deidara!" The girl said happily.
"Yeah… that's him" I said dryly. "Look, will you consider the fact of maybe dating him?" I asked felling a horrible ache in my heart.
"YES~! I wanted to date him, but I was so-"
And I hang up.
"AHHHH! FUCKING WHORE!" I started screaming.
"So…" Konan said.
"Oh yeah! I would love to date him and suck dry his cock!" I said mimicking Naomi.
"She said that?" Konan asked.
"Yes and no! But I don't care! You see? That's just one of the 300 sluts that have been under or on top of this covers!" I said, kicking Deidara's cover.
"C'mon Anna! You just called one!" Konan said, not knowing what else to say.
"And that's why I can't wait to be 18!" I said sobbing.
"Okay, before you start your endless cry, maybe Deidara acts like you!" Konan said.
"What?" I said.
"… Listen CAREFULLY. You act like a drunken mouse every time Deidara enters a room. So maybe Deidara acts like a you Prof Wall" Konan said smiling.
"…I'm screwed and his going to date a slut!" I said and started crying.