On the Fourth Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me,
Four Rotten Raptors
The raptors: Repton, Hoerk, Spitz, and Leugey, are tied up in the middle of the bridge on the Condor with wrapping paper (as well as ropes), with a big bow on each of their heads.
"Seriously Finn, you thought this was a good idea?" Piper asks.
"Don't worry, I've already contacted Starling," Finn said.
Stunned moment of silence.
"I'm not sticking around to see this blow up in your face." Stork walks out of the room.
"Come on guys, it's not gonna be that bad." Finn protested.
Aerrow raised an eyebrow, "Sure Finn. If you say so."
Radarr made a bunch of chittering noises. I'm not going to take the blame for this one.
"How did you even get them all here, anyways?" Aerrow asked.
"It was so easy!" Finn says " They were sleeping!"
"Raptors sleep?"
Radarr facepalmed.
Starling arrives.
"Perhaps you should leave. (We wouldn't want to welcome your doom.)"
"Finn has a … rather… um … unique, Christmas gift for you.