Dear Fanfiction

by Ramblesx

"...Because Katniss doesn't want to be arrested for bestiality from fans shipping Katniss/Buttercup, because there is no way Effie would ever allow Preffie Sneffie to happen, because Peeta is fed up with being labeled as gay, and because no character wants to be shipped with an OC named sparkle." The characters from HG have a LOT to say to fanfiction writers. This won't end well.

4. Chapter 4

Dear Fanfiction,

Have you fans actually considered President Snow and me together? As in romantically? Preffie-Sneffie? Really? As much as I do enjoy the wealth that comes from living in the capitol, I'm team Mockingjay. Why Haymitch and me being together is more realist than that! *Insert Hayffie feels* I'm afraid Preffie-Sneffie's ship is going to have to sink.

From Wig Wearing,

Effie Trinket.

Ps. That is mahogany!