"I'm going to get that taco-eating spic," Miley kept muttering under her breath. She said something about stupid Mexicans, quesedillas, and fiestas too!

She was back home after leaving Nick's house. She still couldn't believe that HE and dumped HER!! and for SELENA GOMEZ!! Who did that girl's hair anyways?? I bet she did it herself! Selena Gomez wasn't going to be a billionaire by the time she was 18 like Miley Ray Cyrus was going to be!

Nobody else was home. Her dad was at his girlfriend's house, Tish was buying another dog, Brandi was busy snorting coke, and her two littlest siblings were in China.

She had a plan. A good one. This was Tenessee, and her daddy was a good southerner!! The house was plenty stocked with guns, bows, and knives. Good for hunting rabbits. And Mexicans.

Miley got the key to the gun cabinet out of her daddy's underwear drawer and went to the basement and opened the door. She took a pistol out and put seven bullets in it. She made sure she put the safety on-- after all, she wanted to kill that stupid spic, not herself!!

Miley waited and waited in her room, playing her favorite one-person game. Finally, it was 10pm, the movie was over! She got her bike out of the garage and rode down to the hotel she knew Selena was staying at.

She quickly got Selena's room number and a card key. The hotel staff all knew who she was and all she had to do was sign something for their kids and bam!! Putty in her hands.

Miley crossed the grand lobby, not really taking in any of the sights. Soon she was at the elevator waiting impatiently for the door to open. She jabbed the button about twenty times and finally it opened. She pushed the button for the top floor and waited as the elevator slowly made its climb. Finally, after an eternity the doors binged open and she stepped out onto the green carpet. Selena's room was at the end of the hall.

Miley took off her cashmere sweater and set it on the floor outside the door. She didn't want to get that dirty! Nick bought it for her last month for their two-day anniversary. It was very special to her.

Miley slid the room key into the door and pulled it back out. The little green light turned on and Miley opened the door..

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TBC!! Do you want to know what happens next?? WELL THEN REVIEW DUH