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HERE'S THE MOST OBNOXIOUS DRABBLE I HAVE EVER WRITTEN.

Warning: drama adaption, to match the scene, but not that much

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Chapter:4 Drama Queen

Leorio x Reader

Genre: Humour

Sometimes life arranges something for you which in most cases can seem highly impossible, save the obnoxiousness. Never mind who you are or what you do, life will play some dirty tricks on you sometime which will make you gape so huge that thirty full-grown elephant can easily pass through the oral cavity.

Now where was I? yes... Life's crazy people... whether you like it or not. Sometimes it will shower you with roses or sometimes it will come sneaking and bite in your butt.

It all started that day... that day i didn't imagine what my life actually arranged for me.

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"alright, everyone ready?" our drama director dr. Zhoa asked. "Wait a minute, where's our Antony?... Antony...Antony?"

You must be wondering what on earth I am talking about, so here's the rub... I am a medical student, the name of the college... doesn't matter. This year we've arranged a charity show for donating poor and not-so-fortunate people, the center of attention was the famous Shakespearean Tragedy "Antony and Cleopatra." if you know that drama then good, if not then remember the key points: Julius Caeser comes invading Egypt, falls in love with the egyptian queen Cleopatra, marries her, famailies... yada yada then Cleopatra falls for Caeser's sceond-in-command Antony... the outcome is obvious.

A girl in egyptian costume came huffing."sir," she piped up "the boy will play Antony called right now, He has got food poison.

"Food poison?!" dr. Zhoa was thunderstruck."Yes sir... he's throwing up like crazy... the chunks of his vomit is green and furry-"

"I understand how that is okay..." dr. Zhoa cut in. "now where do I get the lead character in the middle of nowhere?... (l/n)-kun, do you know anyone?" he asked.

"no sir." I had to say after all. I was playing Cleopatra and I was now half naked, my scene was coming up. suddenly we got a strange thomping noise.

"I can do it..." the boy who adjusted the lights came down and with him knocked out a couple of lights in his hands. "after all I've memorised all the lines...*shiney eyes* "oh Romeo...wherefore art thou Romeo!.."" he quoted.

"We're playing 'Antony and Cleopatra' you blithering idiot." I said. "I knew that.. I was just joking.' He smartly said.

"Paladinight, you?... Antony?..." dr. Zhoa looked increduled. "alright we've got no choice... Hey someone fetch him the costumes!" he hollered.

"Alright man. it's your time to shine..." a certain Roman soldier said to him.

The curtains opened and "Antony" went on the stage, I sauntered with my overly golden makeup and the ridiculous costume, without noticing anyone. But the rumbling sound came from the audience doesn't seemed right. It sounded like muffled laughter! Strange, it's a Tragedy... What the fuck?

I looked at "Mark Antony" and the crude reality strucked me like thunder. "Antony"'s costume was fine but-

"Antony" wore a pink afro... A FUCKING PINK AFRO instead of the pristine blonde wig.

Fortunately another guy on the stage managed to stay calm and went on with his lines, Even the back-up actors of Cleopatra's maids were giggling... That Moron , didn't he realised he wore the wrong wig!

I did not know how I mananged to stay calm and went on with the line, but when the time came where Antony and Cleopatra embraces each other, we did and I felt something tickling on my back for a moment, when the embrace broke I saw the pink afro dissapeared, and I tactfully looked around and saw it was rolling on the stage... The audience rolled with laughter and Antony smiled sheepishly... Did he do it on purpose? Just my luck!

The rst of the play went all fine, without the wig. But who knew this?

at the act 3 scene 11, Antony enters Cleopatra's palace with attendants,

Antony: *with remarkable granduer* Hark! the land bids me trade no more upon it, it is ashamed to bear MEEEE-*thud...clank*

Before he could finish his his line he tripped on his foot, fell on his back, with knocking the "attendants" with him and the knee-length gladiator boot was thrown away from his foot and most probably someone in the audience got hit by it. He stood up rubbing his ass like nothing has happened then with double energy he went on,

Antony: MY SWORD *God knows where the previous lines go* MADE WEAK BY MY AFFECTION *draws the sword and hitting one of his attendant in the nose and he went jumping over the tage* WOULD OBEY IT ON ALL CAUSE.

there was a intimate moment between Antony and Cleopatra... we stood on the stage, in the private chamber of Cleopatra. The lights were dim to match the grave atmosphere, the crucial core of the whole play... two lovers in forbidden love meets with each other in slealth... I didn't know why, My heart bit faster at the grave ambience.

"Cleopatra: Pardon! Pardon!

Antony: fall not a tear I say: one of them rates, all that is won and lost... Give me... a kiss."

The alluring voice of the charater Antony called for the lover, the lips met, we kissed chastily,

Antony: even this... was AWESOME!" that guy literally jumped on the stage in delight... that's not good!

I was thunderstruck, "Paladinight, that's not your line... you're supposed to say "even this repays me... " remember? I mumbled nervously to manage the situation.

"WHO CARES... THAT KISS... THAT KICK... THAT HIT... IT'S AWESOME... IT TURNS ME ON!" Everyone in the audience seats went quiet... I was burning red in shame, that guy... is ...ARGHHHHHHH...

"I WANNA KISS YOU MORE..." That guys posed to jump over me. 'NO...' I screamed. To see my situation one of the Cleopatra's attendant slammed him with a huge handfan. To see Antony getting beat up one of his male attendant threw the fruit basket at her make her coated with pulp allover.

It was pandemonium, everyone throwing things at everyone

"WHAT YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME" "BRING IT ON SHITHEAD" A girl kept slamming a Roman soldier with a huge gong, "I'LL BITE YOU EARS OFF YOU BITCH" "IN YOUR DREAMS YOU MORON"

"SOMEONE CALL MR ZHOA" I called. "he fainted a while ago" someone answared from the back.

Alright now I was only the sane person to control this situation, oh well! "Hey, Hey calm down will ya' I tried to control the situation. "WHAT DA YOU WANT YOU-" the girl ripped off my dress.

this was hopeless, the dear play i worked so hard on became a fucking circus, that guys is a shit, my whole life is a shit, the tears building up in my cheat from the pieces of my crushed dream came out of my eyes, streaming on my face and melting my pristine make-up.

"WAIT, WAIT" someone screamed. It seems he's on the stage, that guy? "STOP THIS NONSENSE RIGHT NOW"

What is he talking about, he's the one behind all this mess, He has ruined all my plan.

"Listen people, my name is Leorio Paladinight and I'm a freshman in this college," That tall guy, Leorio went on calmly "I don't know how to do things perfectly, I don't know how to act ALRIGHT, All the things happened today please don't judge us like that... all the fault is on me!"

Leorio! What are you doing? What are you saying?

"Yes, all the fault is on me, but everything I did was for her, our Cleopatra _-san"

What are you saying, I looked at him with eyes full of awe, he did that for me?

"When I heard the lead character was missing from the play, I volunteered for not only I had memorised all the lines, but I didn't want to ruin her dreams for gathering all the funds for the orphanage" the audience was totally in silence "because, everytime I look at her, my heart stops, everytime I breath I say her name..."

What did he say?

The perfect lights of the stage started to mock me. My makeup was melting down, all the things were wrong, it doesn't went out as I planned. For atleast amonth I'll the laughing stock in the class and the whole college, but what was that feeling blooming inside my chest.

"... but it doesn't matter, cuz now I've messed with her things so bad that she won't even think me worthy of her hate." Leorio dropped the mic and jumped of the stage.

"LEORIO..." I called him from the stage, and he looked back. "Please don't take the blame entirely on yourself, I am glad you were there when I needed you the most... thank you." I said sincerely.

He did not stay in the auditorium and I ran after him. He stood outside the parking lot. I approached him silently and put my hands on his shoulder. "leorio, Please don't be hard on yourself!" I said. "I accept the apology even though I know it's not your fault."

"_-san, I'm really sorry-" His sentence seemed unfinished and it intrigued me. "for what?"

"_-san I'm really sorry to say," He did not showed his face, "all this time, your..." he stopped abruptly which seemed uncanny. "all this time what?" a pleasant feeling laced with expectations bloomed in my chest, "say it... Leorio!"

"all this time... your pants was showing."

So how was that? I fucked it up again I know, but I tried to do something other thatn the romance stream,

Inspired by not a song this time but a dream I dreamt last night, really really stupid and weird it was.

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