Hissing Cat's Table
Alex sat her tray down on the table, and sat down beside Luma.
"Hey Luma, I just wanted to apologize about the whole mooning thing, I'm not normally like that, I guess I just wanted to make an impression that would be unforgetable."
"It's okay," Luma said softly, poking her food with her fork, causing it to jiggle.
"What is this stuff anyway?" Kai asked, poking his food as well.
Rod brought it up to his nose and sniffed it.
"It smells like fish."
"Yeah, and it has the consistency of jelly," Tony said.
"And it's purple!" Walker exclaimed.
"I don't know about you's guys, but I don't think this stuff is safe to eat," Mafia said, shaking her head.
"Well, you know, it never hurts to try new things," Alex shrugged, digging her fork in her food, and taking a bite.
"Hey, you know, it's not so bad!" she continued scarfing it down.
"Here, you can have mine," Luma said, sliding her plate over to her.
"You know, Alex is right, this stuff is actually pretty good, it tastes a bit like tuna with a hint of grape," Chuck said, before eating the rest of his in one bite.
Kai Confessional:
"Did we luck out on getting two human garbage disposals on our team or what?"
Howling Dog's Table
"Can you please stop taking pictures Desmond? We are trying to eat," Gar sighed.
"Nope, you never know if they're going to make this weird concotion again!" Desmond exclaimed, taking another picture of his food, and then one of Gar and Lars eating.
"I like it, purple is my favorite color," Laura said.
"What? I thought green was your favorite color!" Desmond exclaimed, nearly falling out of his chair with shock.
"Green is so last season, purple is my favorite now," Laura said.
Desmond pulled a notepad out of his pants, and started jotting something down.
"Like oh my god, I can't believe they expect us to eat this, wait until my lawyer hears about this!" Liliana huffed, crossing her arms over her chest.
"Oh no, poor Liliana doesn't get to eat her precious lobster thermidor!" Simon exclaimed, before promptly bursting into tears.
"Um, are you okay?" Candy asked, as Desmond snapped a picture of the crying boy.
Simon started laughing and took a bite of his food, before gagging.
"Wow, that stuff is rank!"
Griffin gasped and picked up his tray of food.
"Lost in darkness, hope despair, never had a chance to live, never had a chance to die!"
He sank down to his knees.
"Alone and forgotten, left in the dark, left to rot with no hope for the morning sun! No hope to ever see the light again!"
Simon Confessional:
"I'm not going to lie, Griffin does seem a bit strange, but he's alright in my books. Liliana on the other hand..."
The Cave
Tiff paced around the cave as she waited for everyone to arrive, did eating really take that long? Surely with the food they served there, they should have been in and out of there in a flash.
Another five minutes passed, and she was just about to go wring them in, when she saw a few figures walking towards her from the distance.
"About time you got here, what took so long?" she demanded once they were in ear shot.
"Sorry Ma'am, we wanted to wait for everyone at our table to finish," Eli said.
"Whatever, where's the Hissing Cat's team?" Tiff sighed.
"We're here! We're here!" Alex yelled, running down the hill, while expelling loud farts.
"Ugh Alex!" everyone else groaned in protest, covering their noses, except Chuck, who started laughing, and Desmond, who started taking pictures.
"How the hell do you have THAT much space on your camera?" Gar asked, rolling his eyes.
"Yeah, you've been taking tons of pictures since we've arrived here, like hot damn!" Lars exclaimed, shaking his head.
"Are you going to be quiet so I can tell you the challenge, or are you just going to waste everyone's time by yammering away?" Tiff asked with her brow raised.
The twins promptly shut up, and Desmond snapped a quick picture, before putting his camera in his pocket.
"Alright," Tiff rubbed her heands together, and faced the twenty-three kids in front of her.
"As you know, there are only twenty-three people here, which means one of the contestants are missing."
"Oh my god! Did they get abducted by aliens?" Julius, who was not making out with Diana for once, gasped.
"Aliens aren't real," Rod said rolling his eyes.
"Yeah they are man, my uncle's boss's dad totally saw a space ship one time, it crashed landed in the field next to his house!"
Rod Confessional:
"I think I liked Julius better when he was too busy making out with Diana to talk."
The Cave
"EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP!" Tiff yelled, causing everyone to snap to attention, give or take a few people.
"Um, you can't talk to me like that," Liliana said, crossing her arms over her chest.
"Like I was saying," Tiff began, ignoring Liliana, "There is a missing camper, and the goal is to find her, which ever team finds her first, will be safe from elimination, however, the team that does not find her will have to vote someone off the island!"