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It's a new Chappie….God I'm so confused but I got 4 new reviews so I feel all happy and decided to update. I will be starting another Fanfic soon and it will be NaruSasu. That means Naruto gets to top :wink wink

This chapter is dedicated to my bff Sami. HAPPY B-DAY! I LURVE YOU!

Sorry it's a couple days late, I wanted to make it a longer chapter because I love you so much.

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What did I ever do to deserve this? I guess the universe just hates me. It's not fair! Sasuke hates me, Kakashi must hate me too.

The blonde walked down the street looking for 1403 Little Ave. It was kind of ironic considering none of the houses on this street were little.

"1400…. 1401…. 1402…. 1403 should be next…." His jaw hit the street.

1403 had to be the most normal looking house in this side of town. There was a nice sized front yard with a large oak tree, its branches reaching high into the air, off to one side of a short sidewalk that only went halfway to the street. There was a driveway with one side paved and the other side was gravel. A dark blue Volvo was parked on the paved side and a blood-red '64 mustang parked on the gravel.

The house itself was a single story pale yellow/crème color. It had a basement and an attic. The windows were open and the dark purple curtains were fluttering in the wind. There were two doors on the front and a small herb garden connecting them. One door was obviously intended to be the front door since it had a storm-door and the mailbox was mounted on the house right next to it on the left side from Naruto's view.

There were flowers growing on either side of the path. As Naruto moved up the path a figure appeared on the other side of the screen.

"You must be Naruto."

Naruto looked dumbfounded for a moment because as he got closer he realized the person who addressed him looked almost identical to Sasuke.

"I-I-I- yes I am. Who are you?"

Naruto suddenly found himself on the ground with the Sasuke look-alike rubbing his cheek on him.

"Oh-Mi-Gawd!!!!!!! I'm so happy to see you!!!!!!!! You're just as cute as I thought you'd be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Will you be my fuck-buddy?! Pleeeeeeeeeeease?"

"Itachi! Get off of him." Sasuke stood in the doorway looking amused.

"Sasuke can I keep him? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh?" Itachi looked up pleadingly.

Sasuke shook his head and Itachi immediately let go of Naruto.

"Well, I'll go make you two some snacks." He turned around and disappeared into the house.

"Who the hell was that?! Why did he ask if I would be his fuck-buddy?!" Naruto asked pulling himself off the ground, fully ignoring the hand that was offered.

"In answer to your first question, that was Itachi……" Sasuke paused.

Should I tell him he's my brother? Yeah, I probably should. But what if he gets freaked out and leaves? What do I do if he won't work with me because of my brother? Oooooooooooooooooh, Itachi is sooo going to pay for this. There's a reason I introduced him to Sai.

"Sasuke, are you okay?" Naruto was waving his hand in Sasuke's face.

"I'm fine except for the fact that Itachi is my brother and you're bleeding."

He grabbed Naruto and pulled him into the house. Once inside it was actually rather bright. The living room was a light tan color with a cream carpet. Sasuke dragged Naruto to the right down a short hallway before veering to the left into a bathroom.

As soon as the door was closed Sasuke opened a large cabinet.

"Sit down, loser." Sasuke indicated to the toilet. He closed the cabinet after finding what he was looking for.

"Take off your clothes." Naruto stared at him in a shocked silence for a moment before…

"YOU WANT ME TO DO WHAT?! EWWW YOU PERVERT, SASUKE'S THINKING DIRTY THOUGHTS!"

"I said take your clothes off." Sasuke stated very calmly. "Unless, of course, you want to bleed all over your disgusting orange jacket. In which case it won't bother me at all."

Naruto mulled that over for a minute before standing up and unzipping his jacket.

"Turn around Sasuke….. And no peeking!"

"Like I'd want to, and besides you're just going to be in your underwear and I'm the one who's going to be tending to your wounds."

"Tending to my wounds? What are you some nurse from the civil war?" Naruto started laughing.

"Stop laughing loser. It's not funny I'm just…concerned about you."

Naruto stopped laughing immediately and his face started heating up.

Did he just say he was concerned about me? Then that means he might like me. If he likes me then maybe...

Sasuke was staring at Naruto very intently. Deciding to take advantage of the situation he very slowly pulled off his jacket. He reached for the hem off his shirt he slid it over his head exposing his tan abs.

Sasuke's cheeks turned a light rose color as Naruto began reaching for the zipper on his pants and slid them off his hips.

ImustnotthinkdirtythoughtsImustnotthinkdirtythoughtsImustnotthinkdirtythoughts! Oh who am I kidding; Naruto is standing in front of me looking more delicious than ever in all his chibi-fox-boxers glory.

Sasuke shook his head violently.

Naruto brought a finger to his mouth and whispered quietly. "I get embarrassed when you just stare at me like that."

That was the final straw. Sasuke passed-out.

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Yay that was 4 pages long XD I'm super happy :3

okay so if you couldn't tell:

this was Sasuke thinking

this was Naruto thinking

"and this was talking"

So I dedicate this chappie to Sami who had her 14th b-day on Sat.,Nov.3,2007 and to me who will turn 15 on Sat.,Nov.10,2007!!! Yeah our birthdays are a whole week apart. As a gift to Sami I've decided that this story will continue to be Sasu-Naru but my next one will be NaruSasu just for her.

I hope everyone enjoyed this chapter so R&R please.

Miss Kittie-Kat

Kittie