Kawaii High
"Aw isn't it adorable!" Itachi squealed, "I almost don't want to wake them up."
Orochimaru snapped a picture, "Well I don't have a little angel to tell me no, so I'm going to wake them up."
Orochimaru grinned, throwing the bucket of ice-water onto the couple on the chair.
"Wah!" Naruto fell off the chair. "What the hell!"
Orochimaru smirked, "Yes Naruto, is there something you need?"
"Eh?!" Naruto looked down, "Not from you, you perverted freak!"
Itachi tutted, "Now, now, now you shouldn't be like that. We can make your counseling a living adorable fest."
"I thought the term was 'living hell'?" Sasuke inquired, stripping off one of his shirts, wringing it out.
Lucky for him he was wearing a second shirt underneath. Orochimaru, who had his camera ready for a picture of Sasuke shirtless, was sadly disappointed.
Itachi thought it over, "Well it wouldn't be hell, it'd be adorable."
"For you maybe," Naruto muttered, "It's hell for me."
Orochimaru suddenly lighted up, "Maybe we should invite Sephy-kun over (Sephiroth from Final Fantasy VII) he would be willing to join us."
"I hate my life."
"I try my little pumpkin," Orochimaru smiled.
With Sephiroth
Sephiroth sneezed.
"Hm someone is talking about me," He looked up, "Maybe it's Naru-chan!"
AN: Sorry I haven't updated in over a year. But I had this awesome idea for it. Plus Lemmy was like "Update!" So I thought to update…Sorry it's short too, but I didn't like the original chapter.