Dante's Debt
By: DMEX
Ch. 4
Don't Mess With Dante!
Their were young children playing outside and some of them watched as Dante lazily made his way inside. The kids outside didn't know what to make of him and were scared to find out…
Ms. Keane greeted Dante at the door.
But he ignored her (as he did with most women), plopped into his desk; propped his feet on his desk and pulled out Bubbles' Shonen Jump magazine that he "borrowed" the previous night.
"Dante gives you any trouble, you let me know…" Morrison said as he handed her his card.
Kids were playing inside the classroom. Dante (eh, well); could care less and didn't bother to care anyway.
"Children, I have some good news…" Ms. Keane smiled.
What's this? Futurama all over again…?
Dante thought bitterly.
"You're getting breast implants?" Mitch smirked.
"You're getting promoted?" Blossom asked.
"You have a new boyfriend?" Bubbles smiled.
"Are you bankrupt?" Princess Morebucks asked hoping to take control of the class.
"You got sued in court?" Buttercup smirked.
"We have a new Assistant Teacher." Ms. Keane beamed, "His name is Dante."
Dante got up and pulls his guns Ebony and Ivory out.
"First question, are you all human?" Dante asked. Everyone agreed that they were.
"Good, that means I won't have to kill anyone…" Dante smirked as he put his weapons of choice away.
"Dante, we don't allow weapons in school…" Ms. Keane pled with him.
"I KNOW YOU! I'VE PLAYED ALL THE DEVIL MAY CRY VIDEO GAMES AND BEAT THEM ALL TWICE ON EXPERT!"
Mitch gloated as the classroom gasped in amazement.
"You mean to tell me they made a video game based on me and didn't bother to tell me?" Dante barked.
"You're the guy we ran into yesterday night!" Buttercup snarled.
Mitch: You know him?
Blossom: YEAH! He nearly killed the Gangreen Gang!
Dante: What can I say, they deserved to be injured… Hopefully they'll learn their lesson.
Mitch: And he fought Anakin on SCAW and LIVED!
(Classroom gasped)
Morebucks: And you ran away from Anakin! Coward!
(MULTIPLE GUNFIRE ON MOREBUCKS & MITCH'S TABLES)
Dante: You ever mention that goddamned name again, we're gonna have a problem! Understand?
Mitch: Yes, sir!
Ms. Keane is morbidly shocked at Dante. "Are you crazy!" Ms. Keane barked.
Dante sat back in his desk. "I'm crazy and I kill demons." Dante lazily snarled as he got back to his manga.
To be continued!