Third Track- It wasn't me

Lily

I am not one to judge but take this note down: Daphne James and Lin Ming= biggest hoes in Hogwarts. Lost virginity in their third year to sixth years sleeps with every bloke they date so Remus probably lost his v-card by now which means I'm going to Azkaban for murder because I will kill him! Obviously Daphne and Lin Ming are Ravenclaws in case you haven't figured it out yet.

Remus

Why are Lily and Nell mad at me? They're never mad at me, what did I do to deserve the worst kick in the world and where's Reid? What the hell?

"What the hell?" I asked aloud.

Nell instantly glared at me while Lily made a 'hmph' nose and left.

"You dickmunch." Stated Nell.

"What did I do?"

"You are the scum of the Earth." She said.

Sirius was giggling like a girl in the corner and Nell was still glaring, men in she's a frightful broad.

"Remus John Lupin how could you?"

"Perenelle Carmina Stardust, what in Merlin's-"

SMACK! Merlin's beard what is her problem?

"Don't you ever address me as the name that my whore of a mother gave me and I Mr. Jerky jerk am not a bloody Stardust!"

I keep forgetting that Nell doesn't get on with her family, her mum acts as if she doesn't exist, her father isn't even her father and takes every chance he gets to damage her, and her sister is loved by both parents and shows her no compassion. How could I just toss her name around like that?

"Nelly, I didn't mean to hurt you I forgot about your…situation."

Her amethyst irises softened into a purple haze and the corner of her mouth twitched up into a smile, she gave a soft giggle and before I knew it her arms were wrapped around my waist hugging me close to her tiny body and I found my own arms encasing around her shoulders. Suddenly our bodies were rocking back and forth and Nell began to sing;

"If you're ever in a jam here I am, if you ever been so happy you've land in jail I'm your bail! It's friendship, friendship just the perfect friendship, when other friendships have been forgot ours will still be hot!"

I found myself laughing so hard that my stomach began to ache and when I looked up, I saw Sirius' arms around the both of us and he also sang:

"We've only just begun to liiiive-"

"Oi you clueless ditz, your singing the wrong song!" Laughed Nell.

"Yes but I felt left out and wanted to spruce things up!"

The three of us separated ourselves from one another and Nell rested her chin on her fingers in a pondering action with her eyes glued to the ceiling. Sirius stood next to her copying her motion.

"Hmmm, wisely put Black Dog wisely put."

"Indeed for I am awesomely wise."

They both hummed in agreement.

"So why did you and red go off on Moony?" Sirius asked abruptly.

Nell plopped down onto a chair motioning for me to join her which I did along with Sirius.

"Remus."

"Nell."

She closed her eyes and sighed then opened them to move a loose strand out of my face. She smiled and patted my head.

"Pretty Remus."

I chuckled.

"Pretty Nell."

"Pretty Sirius."

The both of us glared at Sirius who shrunk lower into his seat.

"Why in Merlin's name are you dating that Jezebel of a slag?" She asked sweetly.

"Jezewho?"

"Jezebel, keep up Lupin!"

"Sorry, sorry."

"Je suis desole my arse!"

What in Godric's name is that girl going on about?

"Je suis what?"

She snapped her fingers at me and kicked my leg causing me to yelp.

"You know for someone so smart you're real dumb."

"Stop fore playing with words Nellby and answer the question!" interjected Sirius.

Again, Nell and I glared having Sirius to cower like a mouse.

"Fore playing with words?" Questioned Nell, confused.

"Godric Gryffindor and for all that's brave Ne;; would you just explain to me what the bloody hell is going on?"

"Fine, fine no need to shout!"

She carefully tucked an ash-brown lock behind her ear and crossed her legs pondering what to say before she spoke, her violet eyes remained glued to the ceiling as if she was searching for the answer there.

"Why are you dating hot Lo Mein over there?"

She finally asked although I didn't understand.

"She means what's the skinny on you're girlfriend Moony." Explained Sirius.

"Is it because she's a perfect little Asian girl?" Asked Nell.

"You are completely mental, why would I date someone for their race? And nobody's perfect?" I defended.

Well actually, I can think of one person…

"Then why would you date a slag like her? Why?"

"Can you not insult my girlfriend for one minute?"

"Can you stop dating her?"

"No."

"Well there's your answer."

"What if it hurts her feelings?"

Nell brought her face closer to mine piercing my gaze with those unreadable lavender eyes it seemed like a long time has past. She smirked twisting her fingers into my hair.

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."

James

"Merlin finishing a nice piss is one of the best feelings in the world!"

Leaving the loo I found Remus, Sirius, and Nell huddled in a tripod discussing that looked rather important. Remus' mouth was moving along with his hand gestures as his gold hues flickered from Nell to Sirius, Sirius was focusing on Remus intently with his silver irises filled with confusion and disappointment while he had an arm wrapped around Nell's shoulder and Nell had her arms folded, legs crossed and eyebrows raised above her agitated violet eyes. Where did everybody go? How long did I pee?

"Oi! Where did everybody go?"

The three of them immediately stopped their conversation turning their attention to me.

"Well, skanktastic and Lady Sleeps-around ran out crying, little Bo-peep ran out crying and Shaggy, Daphne, and Velma ran after her."

After six years of knowing Nell, I still don't have a clue of what she's saying, Mermish is clearer for Circe's sake!"

"English, Nelly." I offered.

"Wah, wah, wah."

"In other words mate drama, and Reid's little bo peep."

"Wait, so Reid ran out crying?"

"Yeah, I just said that Potter." Said Nell.

I rolled my eyes and focused on Remus the not so smart genius.

"All right Moony, what did you do?"

"He was snogging the rickashay out of Hong Kong Hooker."

"Seriously Nell, when you're not with us do you jump into A Clockwork Orange and hang with Alex and his three droogs?"

She really does sound like an Anthony Burgess character.

"What are you two going on about?" Asked Sirius.

"Clockwork Orange a book, not that you would know Pads." Affirmed Remus.

"Hey!"

"By the way Prongs, how exactly is it my fault that Reid ran out crying?"

"Actually Rem, I was just about to get to that" Began Nell.

"Is Anthony Burgess a muggle?" Asked Sirius.

"Sirius, go lay down."

And so he did, resting his head on Nell's lap and in response she stroked his hair. Why doesn't he just admit his feelings for her? The entire summer all he did was mourn how she wasn't there with us in the land down under.

"Do we actually have to spell it out?" Asked Nell slightly irritated.

Remus was starting to get annoyed, but I interrupted.

"Where's Lily."

"In the back with the drama club."

"Thank you Nelly, I'll be going now."

"James wait!" She called out.

Nell abruptly leaped out of her seat causing Sirius to roll out of her lap. I can hear a distant yet dramatically drawn out 'no' in the background.

"I'm coming with you mate."

"Yeah wait Prongs, Moony and I are tagging along too."

Yay! I can't wait to see my Lily flower again!

Nell

When James, Sirius, Remus, and I accessed the corridor of the pub, we found Reid balling her eyes out in the fetal being cradled by Lily while Alice was crouched before her stroking Reid's face endearingly as she spoke comforting words, Peter was standing in the corner with his arms crossed staring at the scene before him with conflicted eyes. He's never been much help when it came to emotional girl stuff, but he coming anyway for Reid was a right nice thing to do.

"Reid what's wrong?" Asked Remus.

His honey-combed eyes were enlightened with a great amount of concern and a hint of a confusion, his feet that rested in brown converses were getting ready to take off and rush over to the drama corner which whom discovered out presence having Reid's face turn a carnation pink and her glassy ocean eyes widen in embarrassment.

"Re-Remus what are y-you doing here?" She fumbled.

Reid wiped her nose on her white sleeve and used Lily and Alice as support to stand up, which when she finally did she securely wrapped her arms around herself in an awkward manner.

"Shouldn't you be with Lin?" She snapped in a whisper.

Remus wore his infamous "oh yeah that person exist" expression upon his face, which made the other three marauders laugh.

"Anyways I'm all right, I just- I just…"

Reid's Atlantic eyes found me begging for a good excuse.

"She er, is worried about her mum is all." I finished.

Reid looked relieved and smiled through her stale tears.

The fib wasn't completely out there, Trisha Maxwell wasn't exactly a "proper mother", she's not an awful sod like me own but Trisha is a wee bit irresponsible. She was knocked up at sixteen by some random drummer after a show so naturally he rejected her, poor Trisha was kicked out and disowned by her upper middle class family and she lived with her friend for a while until she saved up some readies that she got from her job and bought a flat in Liverpool and raised Reid. Unfortunately her way of getting money isn't all that proper, Reid's mum is a stripper and most of the time they can't afford to eat, let alone pay for hot water or other necessities so they go through some hard time, and Trisha won't let Reid get a job she says to focus on school. All I can say is at least her mother loves her.

"I hope your mum's okay, I know you two have it rough." Said Remus.

Reid grimaced and nod.

"Yeah well, a lot to do school's tomorrow we should get a move on."

I had tried to keep her
From what she was about to see
Why should she believe me
When I told her it wasn't me

-Shaggy