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Feisty

I've been away for a long, long time.
Tears from the trees fall on sullen lives.
Dropped in the wake of a plastic mind.
Some kinda love and I heard it's mine.

Devil You Know by Pinback

The motherfucker! I couldn't believe he dumped my ass in the car like that. Come to think of it, I couldn't believe he'd hoisted me over his shoulder like a bag of fucking potatoes.

As far as I could see, only Elena and Damon were stood outside of the car, both of them were facing one another and I could barely hear what they were saying, but to me it sounded like Elena was giving a half assed attempt at reprimanding him. It was like she didn't condone what he did, but at the same time she couldn't condemn him for it.

To me, it simply looked like he was pussy whipped. He glanced around over his shoulder at me and I did my best whip impression while letting off a: "whoopah."

The fucker gave me the finger.

There went any progress he made. Not that there was much in that department to be perfectly honest. Sure, there was a tiny little twinge of attraction there, but sadly, he did nothing to fan those flames, in fact, he pissed on them until there was nothing but smoke and ashes.

"Why do you have to do things the difficult way?" Elena asked sighing. She was pacing in front of him while he leaned against the car.

"Difficult?" Damon laughed, reaching out and grabbing her. He spun them so her back was to the car and he was leaning over her. I swear he had no idea how to respect personal boundaries. I hope she gave him a nutcracker too.

"Damon, back off."

"No, Elena, you listen to me. You didn't look so pissed off when you wanted answers. Now all of a sudden you've grown a conscience?"

"This is kidnapping, Damon."

"No, it's borrowing."

"You can't borrow a person," she shouted, pushing against his chest. She side stepped away from her position against the car leaving Damon and I staring at one another. I gave him the one fingered salute, and he made an obscene gesture with his fingers and tongue. Cretin.

"What the hell is taking them so long?" Damon asked after smirking at my grimace. He turned his back on me again and watched Elena pacing. She glared at him and he sighed in frustration. "Look, you wanted answers; this is the only way to get them."

"It's wrong."

"Hell yes its wrong," I murmured, which only made Damon flick me off behind his back again. Sadly, this just pissed me off more and I was done playing nice.

I looked around the car and smiled smugly at myself. Men and their cars. Edward had loved his Volvo, that thing was probably washed more than I was touched and that was saying something. Alice had laughed when I'd said it and commented on how most men treat their cars with so much respect because it's a reflection on themselves. Pulling up beside another guy in a nicer car was like measuring their dicks.

This was a vintage car, and it was in pristine condition. One look at the supple leather and it was obvious this was his baby. I dug around in my purse which had thankfully stayed where it was during the shoulder jostle. I pulled out my keys; full joy seemed to radiate from me as I finally knew I could realize my dreams. This may not be the Volvo, but it was a car of someone I was pissed at, a car they loved.

I rolled to my knees, making the car rock on the suspension. I wasn't sure whether he'd notice or not and I really didn't care, Holding the longest key I owned like a dagger, I waited to catch Elena's eyes. I knew she would warn him, and when she did I would strike.

Kidnap me?

I would be the biggest pain in their asses, they'd rue the day.

"Oh Shit, Damon," Elena said on one of her passes and he spun on his heel, just in time to catch the happy smile I gave him as I let my arms fall. Before the key impaled the leather I was on my back under Damon, both our breaths ragged and angry.

"You cunt!"

"Now, now," I huffed under his weight, both my hands still holding the keys. "That's no way to speak to a lady."

"I don't see a lady."

"Damon, let her be."

"She was about to fuck up my car," he said incredulously, looking over his shoulder at Elena. Her head was in the car and I just knew he was looking down her shirt. Perv. I nodded at Elena's chest and she looked down, pushing the shirt to her body before offering me a smile of thanks.

"Let her go," she snapped, backing out of the car and standing up again.

"Yeah, dick, lemme go."

"I am gonna like hurting you," he whispered, the ever present sardonic smirk on his face. "But first, I'm going to have some fun with you."

"If you can get it up," I hissed under my breath. "I'm not Elena."

"You don't need to be," he grinned, raising his eyebrows and rocking into me.

"Are you fucking serious?" I laughed, not sure whether my next words would be laughed at or would provoke him more. I had to admit it was an outright lie but still, I knew it would sting. "That's it?"

He unsheathed his fangs and ran them along my neck, which was fucking hot as hell, but at the same time kind of creepy considering vampires didn't have fangs. It was amazing the lengths some people went to, in order to achieve their fantasies.

"Ooh scary, is this where I should be afraid?" I asked incredulously.

"You're testing my patience, little girl."

I felt my eyes narrow. If there was one thing that really pissed me off it was being patronized by men. I was intelligent, strong and competent. I may have been letting him have his little games and trading snark back and forth, but I was done. One hundred percent done.

Realizing he was off balance I shoved him from me hard. With the element of surprise I managed to scramble over the seats and grip the side of the car. Damon gripped my legs and pulled but I kicked with every ounce of effort I had.

"Oh come on, things were just getting good."

"Fuck you, freak. Let me go."

"Why would I do that?" he laughed, his arms now circling my waist and tugging at me.

For fucks sake. Was there anyone on campus that could hear me screaming? So much for the monthly fee for the fucking security guard tagged onto the rent, because I was fucked if I could see his ass now. As soon as I got out of this, I was writing to the property management and asking for a refund. Phil's uncle George could do a better job than this, and he was considered legally blind in all fifty States.

Damon struggled with me for a while longer, then he tossed his keys to Elena who stuck her head in the car to see what all the fuss was about, I was currently half in the front and half in the back seat, my ass probably way too close to Damon's face for my liking.

"What the fuck are you doing?"

"She's trying to escape."

"You see," I panted, clawing at the leather of the front seat with a deep satisfaction. "A vampire would have been able to subdue me in a second."

"What is going on here?" asked the blonde I'd seen with them in Professor Saltzman's office. She was approaching with a wary looking Stefan from the general area of the faculty building.

"Damon," Stefan added, sounding just as exasperated about the whole situation as he jogged slowly to the open door that I was still attempting to scramble from. Four on one, the odds weren't in my favor, but it didn't mean I was going down without a fight.

"Will you shut the fuck up and just get back here and help."

"You're kidnapping her?" the blonde asked, not looking happy about the situation. "Since when do we kidnap people that aren't dangerous?"

"Caroline, either get in the fucking car or walk home," Damon snarled, getting a good grip on me and tugging. I lost my gripping on the seat and landed hard in his lap, both of us grunting. Still, I had managed to get some vindication; I could feel the leather under my fingernails.

I wasn't sure if it was because of the noise I was creating or they knew they weren't going to win the argument against Damon, but all of them seemed to move at once. The three climbed in the car and slammed the doors closed. Elena started it with not enough reluctance for my taste, the loud grumbling of the engine made it evident my chances of escape were even slimmer and I was getting desperate.

"You really just fucked up big style. You have no idea what you just walked into. I can honestly say I am going to have great pleasure in telling you I told you so when the time comes."

"Yeah, well we didn't ask your opinion."

"Do you have to be so rude, Damon?" Caroline asked turning in her seat. She offered me an apologetic smile, but I wasn't interested. As far as I was concerned she was part of the problem.

Sadly, some of the things that Alice had told me before came to my mind. The reasons they kept things like this secret, the reason Edward had been so against changing me. The very things these idiots seemed to be looking into. The Volturi.

Edward had mentioned them only twice, the first had been when I'd gone to his house and he'd given me a tour. There was a picture of his father, Carlisle, with the Volturi. It was an amazing piece, but eerie considering one of the subjects had been in the house with me. Then there was the only other time and that was after the debacle in Phoenix, and before the paper cut incident that made me hate him. He'd told me that he'd considered going there to achieve death. We'd been watching Romeo and Juliet and he'd been talking about how lucky humans are with their options to end their lives. Of course he was talking about going had I died because he couldn't live without me.

Yet almost forty eight hours later the fucker was gone, and he'd dragged his family with him.

It was only when I started talking to Alice again when I got more details. I hadn't been lying when I said they'd be better to leave well enough alone. If the Volturi found out about them, if they had even an inkling that these people knew about them, they'd kill them all, and there'd be no reprieve. Alice had a lot of respect for them; it was mostly out of fear. And the Cullen's didn't scare easily.

When the Volturi said jump, you asked how high and didn't complain. They weren't people I wanted to mess with, which was why I kept my mouth shut and my head down. Fear of them was intrinsic, and Alice hadn't had to warn me twice.

Except now . . . well, now these fucker's were dragging me into this whole world again and I didn't want it. No one knew where I was, except Charlie and my Quileute friends.

I wasn't sure how long it would be until they noticed I was gone, but I hoped Jake would call tonight. He hadn't called last night and I was sure he'd stick to his usual schedule, especially considering Sam hadn't changed it in almost six months. He knew my classes, and if I didn't answer he'd do that annoying little brother act he had down pat and panic until he heard my voice.

Like I said, normally annoying, but I was hoping it would be the one thing that would help me out of this jam, and I was hoping it was before they started fucking with the Volturi.

Damon wriggled underneath me again, his hands now tight on my hips as the car sped off campus. It brought me back into the real world.

"You're disgusting," I growled, my eye met Stefan's for a second before Damon inevitably took front and center with his insulting banter.

"Wow, you were quite for five whole minutes. I thought you were enjoying the ride."

"You're an idiot, and you're an even bigger idiot fucking around with this vampire shit. All of you are."

"When are you gonna listen? We are . . ."

I shut him up with an elbow to the gut, and as I slid down his lap he released a strangled groan. "If you were a vampire, you'd never have felt that."

DPOV

I didn't know what I was feeling more; pissed off or horny as hell. The little romp in the car was nothing short of foreplay for me and the verbal sparring just made me want to bite her and fuck her at the same time. Why was I always being led by my dick?

Once the pain in my gut subsided I took in the feel of her tight little ass pressing against me. If she would just move a little to the left... ahhh, thank you, Bella. Every time she tried to wiggle free, she only succeeded in making my downstairs go up.

"You keep squirming like that and you're gonna' get more than you can handle, Princess." I leaned in and whispered in her ear, and watched as goose bumps erupted all over her flesh as my breath caressed her neck.

"Well, from what I'm feeling, I highly doubt that," she fired back causing Caroline to erupt in laughter.

"Oh, she just called your dick small!" Stefan tried to remain silent, but neither he nor Elena could hold in their amusement.

"Let me guess, a real vampire would have a giant dick? Let me clue you in, sugar tits, my dick is more than you'd know what to do with. Just ask Blondie over here, she could tell ya'." I winked in Caroline's direction. She knew exactly how big it was and how she always begged for more.

"Well, I may be a virgin, but my best friend and his… brothers, had no problem being naked and let's just say that I doubt anything you have down there will surprise me. As far as 'real vampires', I've never been blessed to see one of their dicks, but I am sure they are perfect, just like everything else about them. They are designed for physical perfection, after all." The little bitch winked at me while grinding her ass into my dick even harder.

I didn't hold in my moan even a little bit. "A real vampire would be harder than that too."

I blanched as the car filled with laughter again.

"I like you! I'm Caroline, by the way!" Caroline held out her hand, which Bella reluctantly took.

"Bella."

"Well, Bella, don't worry too much about Damon here. He's mostly all talk. I mean, he does get carried away every now and again and accidentally kill someone, but you are absolutely safe. He loves himself far too much to endanger his life by not finding out what we need to know." Bella looked at Caroline like she had lost her damn mind and stiffened in my lap.

She may not have believed that we were vampires, but something told me she believed the murderer part.

"No worries, gorgeous. I would never kill someone with an ass as fine as yours." To emphasize my point I squeezed it and she squealed loudly.

Bella's phone began to vibrate and the ringtone barely had a second to make a sound before she was pressing the accept button. I quickly snatched the phone before she could say a word and heard a man's deep voice coming through the speaker.

"Jake!" Bella screamed and I signaled for Caroline to cover her mouth.

"Bella! Bells, can you hear me?" He yelled out a loud "Fuck" when she didn't answer. I heard him talking to someone in the background, mentioning someone named Victoria as well as telling them to look up flight information.

"Listen here you mother fucker, whoever you are. I know that you can hear me. If you lay a finger on her… If one hair on her head is out of place I will hunt you down and rip you apart. I will throw every piece of your body into the fire, leaving your head for last so that you can watch it all burn."

I had the distinct feeling that he was capable of doing just that, but little did he know that no fire would be needed. That meant that he had dealt with beings much more powerful than me and my band of misfits.

"Ow!" Caroline shook her hand and I glared at her as Bella began to shout out our names and a description of us, as well as my car.

"She bit me!" Caroline screeched out her excuse and I hung up the phone before anything else could be said.

Bella bursts into laughter.

"You idiots have no idea who you have just fucked with! Stupid wannabe vampires! Well, you're about to meet the only real enemy of a real vampire. Good luck with that, assholes!"

"What is she talking about?" Caroline looked between Stefan and myself, panicked.

"I was unaware that there was anything capable of killing a Pureblood besides another Pureblood." Stefan shook his head in disbelief.

"Well, there is, and the pack is going to have a good time with you boys!" She leaned back so that her head was tilted and her lips were barely grazing my ear. "I'll tell them to make sure that they take their time with you… sweetheart."

Normally when someone is threatening your life, fear comes into play. All I felt in that moment was uncontrollable lust. Quicker than she could comprehend I had her turned around, straddling my lap. She sucked in a quick breath before she stopped breathing all together.

"I may die, but I promise you that before I do… You and I will have our time. You will beg me for it, I assure you."

"Damon!" Stefan scolded, but I paid him no attention. Instead I looked into the deep brown eyes of the girl on my lap and pushed her hips so that she ground into me.

"Shit," she whispered and I smirked. She may have been a virgin, but she wanted me. She just wasn't admitting it to herself.

"Damon, stop being such a sick fuck and leave the girl alone!" Elena's voice was much higher than normal and it broke me from my dirty thoughts. I smiled, but never took my eyes off of Bella. She was breathing hard and the way her chest heaved made me want to take her right there in front of everyone. The jealousy I could practically feel rolling off Elena was just an added bonus.

"You're not ready to admit it to yourself yet, but you want me," I whispered into her hair. She gasped and let out a little squeak when I ran my tongue along her pulse point.

"Damon!" Elena and Stefan both screamed.

"What?" I growled. "I'm a little busy here if you don't mind!"

"You're scaring the poor girl!" Elena screeched, but we both knew that was not the case.

"Are you scared, Princess? I can assure you that anything that happens will be mutually consensual. I would never force myself on you or any other woman. There is no need." I made sure that I was whispering right against her ear and from the way her hips jerked suddenly it was having the desired effect.

"Enough!" I hadn't even noticed that the car was stopped until Elena yelled and practically slammed the door as she got out.

"Looks like your girlfriend is a tad bit jealous." Bella whispered in my ear and I grinned at her.

"Looks that way, doesn't it?" I smirked over her shoulder at a scowling Stefan who quickly trailed behind Elena. Caroline took off as well, leaving me alone with Bella.

"Now that I've helped you get Elena all riled up, do you think you could get your hands off my ass?" She spoke with her lips mere millimeters from mine, so I did what any male in my position would do and licked her bottom lip. Until the bitch bit my tongue that is.

"Look, I thought if I helped you out, you would leave me alone. Now could you let me go?" She sounded annoyed, but she wasn't fooling me. That was no show she put on.

"Sure thing, Princess, but you need to hold my hand like a big girl. We wouldn't want you running off, now would we?"

"Oh, I'm not going anywhere. Jake and the boys will be here soon enough and I wouldn't want to miss that." With a wink and a shake of her ass she was out of the car. She stopped when she caught a glimpse of the house.

"Damn! Even the fake ass vampires live in mansions! What the hell?" Bella threw her hands up in exasperation before stalking toward the house, mumbling the entire way.

When I entered the house, Damon and Elena were in front of the fireplace, speaking in hushed tones. I smiled at my brother as he glared in my direction. Caroline was filing her fingernails, looking bored as usual, and Bella was perusing the books on the shelves.

A little pissed off and a lot horny, I decided to get the show on the road.

"So, are you going to tell us what you know, or should I just seduce it out of you?" I poured myself a tumbler full of scotch and sat down.

"I have already told you that you're not getting anything out of me. And you damn sure won't be seducing anything out of me, Damon."

Caroline giggled, but never looked up from her filing. Elena sighed and I knew that she was going to make another attempt.

"Bella, I'm going to be honest. I'm exhausted! And I'm tired of not knowing what may be coming for me and the people I care about. If you tell us what we need to know I can promise you that we will never be seen or heard from again."

"Speak for yourself," I mumbled into my glass. If Elena wasn't going to give it up I definitely wasn't going to let go of the most fun I had had in ages.

"Elena, I feel for you. I really do, but I have my hands full at the moment, and can't be worrying about your problems. I have enough of my own."

I looked at her, hoping that she would elaborate, but of course she didn't.

"So, you're having trouble with some Purebloods of your own, huh? The Cullens?" I asked.

"They are a problem, but they are no danger to me. They just get on my damn nerves, although Emmett and Jasper would be very useful right about now. Oh… and Rosalie. She would just loooove you, Damon." She had just given us much more information that she ever meant to and by the look that finally passed over her face she regretted it.

Almost immediately, she clamped her full lips closed as tight as she possibly could and glared at me, as if it was my fault she spilled the beans.

"Well, we have heard of the Doctor. Carlisle, I believe?" She made no indication that I was correct. "And I have heard that he has a mate and that his coven has expanded over the years, but now we know of at least four for sure. Are there others?" I took another long swig of scotch and crossed one leg over the other.

She kept silent, refusing to speak at all. That was unacceptable. I didn't mind her not giving up any information. It was just an excuse for verbal foreplay; but the silent treatment would not fly in my book.

"Tsk, tsk, Bella. I will not be ignored. Now are you going to speak, or will I have to resort to more physical tactics?" Elena groaned and rolled her eyes before making her way back over to Stefan.

"Go ahead and try. You can walk over here, but you'll be holding you balls and limping back." There's my girl!

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