A/N: I got some votes for this chapter, which was great, but I decided to combine two of the stories ok? Good!

What would happen if…

Jack exploded and as a result Sayid's foot fell off

It was a lovely day on the island so Jack and Sayid decided to go for a picnic, they invited various other survivors but nobody had wanted to come. They were all scared of the monster because it had eaten Boone the day before.

Jack and Sayid were happily walking through the thick forest when they came to the tree Jack had hidden the remains of the dynamite in. (A/N: no hatch in this story, but there is dynamite). Jack stopped and took out a dynamite stick and said to Sayid "what do you want to beat I can bomb this tree over there" pointing to a near by tree.

Sayid picked up his own stick of dynamite "I bet I can do it better" he said and threw his dynamite at the tree causing it to explode

"Hooray" cried Jack jumping up in the air excitedly. He threw his dynamite at another tree causing that one to explode

The two of them had a merry ol' time throwing dynamite at trees until there was only one dynamite stick left. " It's mine!" squealed Jack

"Don't be stupid Jack, it's mine" whinged Sayid

The two of then fought for a long time until Jack grabbed it off Sayid and pushed him over into the rubble of one of the exploded trees. Jack aimed and before he could throw it, it went KA BOOM!

… Jack had exploded and as a result Sayid had lost his foot.

"Help!" yelled Sayid, "Help, Jack exploded and as a result I lost my foot!"

After several minutes of yelling Locke came running out of the jungle. They had been on this island for a while and because so many people had been injured he had decided to start his own ambulance business. Locke came running through the charred remains of exploded trees and Jack with a stretcher taped to his back and a siren stuck to his bald head, the siren wasn't turned on.

"I picked up your trail several minutes ago and while I was stalking you, I heard your girlish cries for help" Locke panted

"Thankyou" cried Sayid, wiping his eye.

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After several hours of intense surgery performed by Walt, Sayid's foot had stopped bleeding but that was all.

Walt wiped his for head, he was only young and he really wasn't up to this so he gave up, woke up Sayid and told him there was nothing he could do.

Sayid was, surprisingly, not upset. Rather than curling up in to a small ball and crying like a child he instead stood up, changed into a Charlie Chaplin suit and ran away without saying a word.

Several people were confused as to how he ran away (because he only has one foot) but he… he did.

After lots of running Sayid finally arrived at his resting spot next to the water. He put his legs in the water and was eaten by a shark.

A/N: I'm sorry it's such a terrible and short chapter! I've been sick all week so I haven't had an opportunity to write! Anyway, I'm on school holidays in 2 weeks so before then there might only be 1 chapter posted coz I have LOTS of homework. As usual I love the reviews I've been getting, thankyou! thankyou! Thankyou! Any ideas for future chapters? Tell me I'd love to hear it!

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