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Doorstep

Eva and Sparda were both at the kitchen table. After having experienced a night they weren't going to forget for a while, the couple were enjoying the peaceful and romantic aftermath. Eva gave Sparda shy glances as they ate breakfast and then stood to wash up.

Dante and Vergil were still not home from their night out but their parents had little to worry about as they where part demon.

"Its so peaceful." sighed Eva.

Sparda joined her by the sink and placed his arms about her waist and kissed the nape of her neck.

"Yeah. It seams like nothing could go wrong." agreed Sparda.

Eva frowned she had learnt many times before as soon as her husband said something to jinx the moment it was more than likely to be ruined.

"Honey…" she began.

Someone ran or fell into the bins and there was laughter.

"Dante you arsehole stop it." came Vergil's slightly slurred voice from the direction of the front door. "Is it your mission to turn over every trash can on the block?"

There was a chirpy giggle and a thud followed by a girly "Yes!"

"You such a Richard-Cranium." laughed Vergil.

"Why can't you just say Dickhead?" mumbled Dante. "You know, ever since I started datin you I haven't once slept with you."

Sparda's jaw dropped and Eva rolled her eyes.

'Why is it that the youngest is so interested in making out?' she asked herself. ' I blame him.' and she glared at Sparda.

"Dante you're such an idiot." said Vergil. "I'm not dating you."

"You can tell me what to do…YoU DON't KnoW me."

"I'm your brother."

"What?" asked Dante, he sounded confused. "I thought you wanted to date me. Don't you like me?"

Vergil sighed and shook his head.

"Then why are you holding me so…so…tenderly…." choked Dante

"I'm not a girl."

"What do you mean not a chick?" Dante voice had become extremely slurred. "You had such a nice..." his voice slurred to an extrem before falling into a silence.

Someone coughed and there was silence.

"Oh I feel sick." heaved Dante.

"Hold up brother. Wait!…Let me get out of the…"

There was a large scuffle and someone banged against the door. Sparda and Eva couldn't help but smile.

Dante hurled his entire night's worth of food and drink onto Vergil's back and shoulder. The older twin of course squealed out and threw up as well.

Eva rested back against her husband. "Their your boys you sort them out." she laughed and then walked to the stairs.

"Why me?" asked Sparda.

"Just think of it one of your many punishments for what happened yesterday." smiled Eva showing all of her teeth.

"What about last night?" questioned the demon lord.

"Just because we tried something new doesn't mean you're off the hook. You're just not grounded from the bed." called Eva as she walked up stairs.

Sparda growled and a spark of electricity hit the light and caused it to shatter with a pop.

"THAT'S IT NO CAR!." shouted Eva.

"BUT I NEED IT FOR WORK!"

"YOU SHOULD'VE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU BLEW EVERY FUZE IN THE HOUSE."

Dante and Vergil walked in. The twins gripped at their heads and stomachs. Their father looked at them and pouted. Because of them he'd lost the only thing that didn't yell at him, his car, and the machine which was perfect to everything he'd ever wanted. Eva came up close to second but he wasn't about to tell her that anytime soon.

"Hiya boys, have a good night out?" he grinned evilly.

"Dad please a bit of quiet." winced Dante.

"Well are you ready for nice greasy, oil filled, crispy, fat filled and full of the bad stuff, traditional English breakfast. I even slaughtered the pigs myself." Sparda continued to smile.

"Oh…" Dante's cheeks filled as another episode was about to start. Well if you had downed enough alcohol to kill 15 men I think you'd be pretty sick too.

Vergil was able to control himself.

"What about pizza topped with…" Sparda took a breath, " Anchovies, olives, eggs, peppers, mushrooms, pepperoni, cheese, cheese, really stinky cheese, pineapple, tomatoes, mango, tuna, garlic, chicken, beans, chocolate, pears, cheese spread, salmon, frogs legs, chocolate, and then baked in pigs fat."

Dante's eyes went wide and he threw up again.

Vergil just watch wave after wave of his brother's stomach spill onto the floor.

"Whoa dad where did you think of a concoction like that?" he asked.

"Well she had many cravings when she was pregnant with you two, that was probably the most extreme."

"THAT'S IT NO SEX!" Eva screamed down the stairs. "YOU CAN CLEAN THAT UP, WHAT'S OUTSIDE AND THEN TONIGHT YOU'RE SLEEPING DOWN THERE."

Sparda sighed fiercely and then rolled his eyes.

Vergil caught on. "Ahhh now father two wrongs don't make a right. Just…more wrong" he patted the demon on the back before going upstairs to bed.

Dante was still throwing up.

So Sparda sat down to finish his breakfast.

well well well i do hope u guys liked it so R&R and plez plez plez...well if ya want to send ideas either review or email if u dont want anyone to see it. i aint gonna reject of insult anyone...yet (mwhaaahahahahaha)

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