Title: The New Additions to the Family

Rating: K

Warning: Slight cruelty to animals. None were (badly) hurt in the making of this fanfic. Probably.

Characters: Orgy 13, Donald, Goofy.

Summary: The Ogry 13 has had bad luck with pets, but these recent additions might just take the cake

A/N: Wow, I'm really rolling these out. Some more crack. (I also apologize if none of the "story" was what you expected…)

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The Organization XIII had tried own pets before. That idea didn't last very long, for the record.

The first pet was a gold fish.

Zexion ate it because he couldn't stand the smell anymore. To be clear, Zexion had been in the basement the entire time they had the fish. The basement had a different air duct than the ones from the upper levels. This had to do with dangerous chemicals and the like. It was installed after a particularly bad smelling experiment had caused the entire Castle to be evacuated. Therefore, the Superior was quite surprised when Zexion entered his office and ate the apparently odiferous fish.

The next was a bird.

It was killed by Larxene because it wouldn't shut up.

The third was a cat.

Killed (brutally) by Marluxia because it wasn't keeping the rodents out of his gardens.

The fourth-a horse.

Axel was really hungry.

The next one was a dog.

Loved to death by Demxy.

A snake was the sixth.

It was dissected by Lexaeus, Zexion, and Vexen.

The seventh was another go at a bird.

Killed by the Superior because it wouldn't shut up.

The eighth was another dog.

It got in the way of Larxene's practice. And Xigbar's. And Xaldin's.

The ninth was a hamster.

Luxord managed to keep it alive. It escaped. There's been speculation that one of the other members maimed it.

Therefore, the Organization was just a tab hesitant when Roxas brought some new pets. However, he won them over with his rarely used—because of how dumb it looked—puppy eyes.

"Please! Let me keep them! I'll keep them in my room and I'll feed them and water them and pick up after them! They have no one else to take them in! They'll be all alone if we don't keep them!"

Demxy had, by that point, joined Roxas and was begging, "please!" too. And when Demxy got down and begged, there was no one who was unaffected by his own pleading look.

In the end, the Organization XIII gained two new pets.

Number ten and eleven for the pets was a duck and a dog-thing.

"Hyuk, thanks for taking us in, Roxas," the dog-thing smiled goofily in thanks at Roxas.

"No problem," replied Roxas with a smile. "Now, get in your cage and don't make a sound."

The duck took offense to being forced into such a small area and squawked till he was tired and had been forced to retire.

It was not long before the rest of the castle was clamoring for roast duck (Axel was all ready reading cookbooks to learn how to roast a duck so that he might use his flames) and a rare delicacy that called for minced dog.

"Get your effing hands off of me!"

"Hyuk."

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The Can-Can group

EDIT: Made a minor edit. I accidently used "smile" instead of "sound." I do that time to time...