Perry the Platypus

Chapter 3! Or 4, whatever.

A/N: Hi guys! Thanks to the reviewers again...though this story needs help! LIKE SOON! PLEASE SEND IN MORE SUGGESTIONS ON HOW TO MAKE CLINT A PLATYPUS! Thanks to PercyJacksonTheAwesome, Arrows the Wolf, Lupin fan 1 and Happy-nerd!

#3 Force him into a Perry the Platypus costume

The local cartoon convention had started up again. Meaning, It gave Tony a opportunity to initiate the third item on the list: Force him into a Perry the Platypus costume.

It was a night of truth or dare, and the team was gathered in the local shawarma place. Tony has insisted they make truth or dare night there, to make things much more interesting. As Bruce sat down, he could only ponder on why Tony would want to come here. Unless it was to make Clint a platypus again. As the Avengers settled, Tony's famous smirk came onto his face. He knew Clint would back out of no dare, he's definitely proved that when a drunken Steve, previously, had dared him to go running around Harlem, yelling "I'M A HAWK!" and make cawing noises. Unfortunately, they got into some legal trouble when Clint scared the hell out of a little girl, and she thought Loki was back...sigh

So anyways, they sat at their favorite table, that was now reserved for the Avengers, which means, it's right next to the order counter, and they were now allowed their weapons with them, to attack. This shawarma joint had been robbed before, and now, the Avengers were allowed to suit up with the weapons to defend the shawarma joint. Tony claims he only protects it because if they went broke, they'd have to stop making shawarma, but really, the Avengers knew Tony really liked to flirt with the girl who took the orders.

Once they placed their usual orders, and Thor had smashed two glasses of water, Tony got down to business. "Alright guys! It's truth or dare night!" This was answered witch crinkles of paper, and chewing. They were eating, so most of them nodded, or looked at Tony. Natasha narrowed her eyes, smelling something funny. Thor realised, it was him as he had ordered extra onions on his shawarma.

"Hey Legolas. Truth or dare?" he said, staring at Hawkeye. Hawkeye looked up, and that familiar glint of his eyes, of defiance and skill, flashed. "Dare" he said, his mouth full of shawarma, smiling all the while

"Alright. Tomorrow is the Comic con. We're all going. I dare you to dress as Perry the Platypus" Tony stated, and Clint spit out the shawarma, all over Steve. He quickly apologized, then looked at Tony. "Are you serious?" he nearly yelled, alarming the waitress. Tony nodded and laughed

"What...?" said Thor, really confused. Why was the man of Iron daring the Man with an eye like a hawk, to dress as a...perry? Thor shook his head in confusion, the odd Midgardians

Bruce facepalmed. Of course. Stark would use the worlds most obvious tactic to intiate the next phase. He rolled his eye, as Clint flushed, realising he'd have to get a platypus costume

The next day, at Comic Con, the Avengers entered the center, dressed in their costumes. Natasha had gone as Merida, from Brave. She borrowed Clint's bow and arrows, and added extensions, to create a look similar to the princess. Tony had gone as Nick Fury, just to piss him off. He wore an eyepatch, and the cloak, and walked around, carrying a gun. This was very unamusing to Fury, who then saw the photo. Thor, walked in, as a prince, his "crown" placed upon his head. Thor was unamused, to be told that prince's don't dress like he did in Asgard. Bruce had gone as Professor Xavier. He had...erm..."borrowed" a wheelchair from the store, and wore a bald cap, waving at everyone who asked if he knew the professor personally. Steve, unfortunately, wasn' t the only one a victim to Tony's costume dare. He walked in, with a red cape, and an "S" on his chest. You guessed it. As Superman. He received wolf whistles from passerbyers, but his embarrasement couldn't even match Clint's, as Clint walked in, dressed in a Perry the Platypus costume. He sent a glare to Tony, who couldn't see because Clint was on the bad side of Tony. Meaning, to whatever direction Tony had the eyepatch on

An hour later, Fury received a text, including a photo, from Stark. He rolled his eye, and gave a glare with his one eye, as he saw the Avengers all dressed up at Comic Con, and Stark pointing his gun at a kid dressed as Iron man

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