A/N: Oh dear, something of mine I actually find funny... I have no idea what Johnny's secret is, so I just made one up
IMPORTANT: If ANYONE has sent me a message in the past 4 months, I DIDN'T RECEIVE IT! I fixed it now, so please RESEND it if you did. I wasn't trying to be rude! Totally not sure if that was a problem with everyone, but it was a problem for me!
Secret holder Johnny
Had a crush on Bonnie
He had to hide
And then abide
Her every rule
So he could drool
So one day she
could be his bride
But then it didn't happen
So Johnny went rappin'
About how he hated the slut
With the morals of an ally mutt
Who anyone could fuck in the butt
But Johnny had a big gut
So he decided to cut
Over this stupid bitch named Bonnie.
He bled and cried
And then he died
And that was the end of Johnny
Until he fell in love with a boy named Ronnie.