"We never do anything fun on Saturdays." Miroku sighed and put his hand under his chin. He'd been trying to do something new everyday to distract himself from his special "dreams" he still got. Pervert or not, he was pegged as the gay friend.
"Miroku, you're so far in the closet, you could see Narnia."
InuYasha snickered. Kouga might be an ignorant ass wipe, but that didn't make him less entertaining.
"Just what does that mean!?"
InuYasha decided to pipe up. "You're gay as fuck."
Everyone burst out laughing. Miroku was red with embarrassment and anger. Match that, with his mustard yellow shirt, and you have condiments. Sango whipped out her phone and snapped a couple of pics for future use, most likely, blackmail.
"Miroku, gay as he is, is right. We never do anything fun on Saturday."
"See, Kagome agrees with me at least." "Wait...HEY?!"
The group face palmed. It took him like twenty seconds to even get it.
"Guys, I'm with Kagome and gay ass. I heard there's a bar with karaoke this 's supposed to be a special grand prize of twenty five thousand dollars." Ayame's eyes were lighting up into dollar signs at the thought of all that cash.
"I'm in."
"If Kagome is doing so will I."
"I want that money so I'm in."
"I'll do it so Miroku will shut up."
Everyone had confirmed but Kouga. Six sets of eyes were staring into his soul.
"I'll roleplay as bad kitty of you do it."
Images are coursing through his head. His Ayame. His dear sweet Ayame. In that sexy cat suit. Cat ears. Fish net stockings.
"HELL YES I'LL DO IT. FUCK YES. YES. YISSSS. YASSS!"
InuYasha rolled his eyes. "Horny bastard."
"You know it mutt."
Everyone got up and left their both at the food court. They had decided to waste time at the mall.
"Ummm...Ayame?"
"Yeah Sango?"
"I don't know if it's just me, but I kind thought you had to KNOW THE NAME OF THE CLUB TO GET THERE!"
"Sorry sorry,geez. Calm your tits."
"Well my tits wouldn't be angered if you had used your common sense."
"Well, the club is called the Express."
"Thank you, now we're getting somewhere."
Grabbing Miroku, she stomped out the mall. Eyes bore into her back as she left. Everyone, deciding not to start anything else, left.
The Club
All the girls had gotten ready at Kagome's house. Sango wore a pair of tight leather pants and black boots that came up to the thigh. She had gotten her hair cut by Kagome, so it just barely touched her shoulders. Ayame, being herself, was wearing a longer sleeve lime green sweater with huge bright orange polka dots. Her hair was in two buns with neon yellow chapsticks through them. Kagome was wearing a tank top that said Kags that stopped half an inch under her breasts. She had on dark blue jean shorts that went about two inches past her butt. InuYasha would be be checking her out all night.
Locking arms, they all walked in. The guys were all there at the bar. A drinking contest probably.
"The girls are here."
"How do ya know that, mutt?"
"I can smell them dumb ass."
"Whatev- Holy Fuck."
InuYasha turned around in his seat. "What is it now you-." They had seen the girls.
Miroku,seeing Kagome in such short shorts decided to give her a squeeze...just to make sure she was okay.
"Well hello dearest Kagome. I must say that your attire compliments you nicely."
*RUB*
*RUB*
Just as she raised her hand, InuYasha came over. He poured his drink on top of Miroku's head.
"Sorry, my hand slipped."
The girls looked to the boys. The boys looked to the girls. Kagome looked at Sango. Sango looked at Miroku. Miroku looked at Kagome. Ayame looked at InuYasha. InuYasha looked at Kouga. Kouga looked at Sango.
"Soooo...uhhhhh...yeah." Ayame was trying desperately to end the awkward silence. She was doing a horrible job.
"About that karaoke." That did the trick.
'Bad kitty here I come.'
"Yeah babe let's do it."
Everyone walked over to the sign up desk. It was tie dye and gave off a hippie vibe.
"Good evening everyone. I'm your announcer. Let's begin karaoke overload!"
"First up, we have InuYasha Takahashi with Check yes Juliet by We the Kings!"
Check yes Juliet
Are you with me?
Rain is falling down on the sidewalk
I won't go
Until you come outside
Check yes Juliet
Kill the limbo
I'll keep tossing rocks at your window
There's no turning back for us tonight
Lace off your shoes
*aye oh aye oh*
Here's how we do
Run baby run!
Don't ever look back!
He'll tear us apart if you give him the chance
Don't sell your heart
Don't say we're not meant to be
Run baby run!
Forever will be
You and me
Check yes Juliet
I'll be waiting
Wishing
Wanting
Yours for the taking
Just sneak out
And don't tell a soul goodbye
Check yes Juliet
Here's the countdown
3,2,1
Now fall in my arms now
They can change the locks
But don't let them change your mind
Lace off your shoes
*aye oh aye oh*
Here's how we do
Run baby run!
Don't ever look back!
He'll tear us apart if you give him the chance
Don't sell your heart
Don't say we're not meant to be
Run baby run!
Forever will be
You and me
We're flying through the night
We're flying through the night
Way up
Hi-gh
The view from here
Is getting better with you
By my side
Run baby run
Don't ever look back
They'll tear us apart
If you give them the chance
Don't sell your heart
Don't say we're not meant to be
Run baby run!
Forever will be
Run baby run!
Don't ever look back
They'll tear us apart if you give them the chance
Don't sell your heart
Don't say we're not meant to be
Run baby run!
Forever will be
You and me
You and me-ee
You and me
The entire club bursted with applause. At this rate, none of them stood a chance except for Kagome. Everyone else scratches their names off the list. They never knew InuYasha could sing like that. InuYasha handed off the microphone and headed off stage. His high ponytail swished behind him.
"Wow man, I assumed you'd be the worst. I never knew you could sing like that."
"Save it Miroku. Kagome you're up next. I know you'll do great."
He pulled her into a hug and kissed the top of her head. He leaned in and kissed her softly.
"Next up is Kagome Higurashi!"
She sent him a look back as she headed up.
OK so author note time. Sorry for the whole long wait for the update thing, but nobody actually reads it except for one person. So, to my one reader, liking it so far? Next chapter gonna be double humor. Review, although I know you won't.