Facebook Madness! Chapter 4: Facebook Madness! Ghosts!, a naruto fanfic

Chapter Four: Facebook Madness! Ghosts?!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, nor do I own Facebook. K, thanks.

Author's Note: So.. Yeah!

Sasuke Uchiha is being haunted by Madara Uchiha.

Tobi Is A Good Boy, Itachi Uchiha, and fourteen others like this.

Comments:

Itachi Uchiha: Foolish Little Brother, I already checked under your bed.. Madara is not haunting you.

Sasuke Uchiha: Tch, as soon as you left he came out from under it..

Karin Uchiha: I'll save you Sasuke! I'll be there right away! We'll cuddle your troubles away!;)

Sasuke Uchiha: I'll take my chances with Madara before I'll allow that.

Karin Uchiha: I love it when he plays hard to get.(:

Itachi Uchiha: Fan girl, stop fan girling and change your last name, it's disgraceful. Sasuke, do you need to see a counselor? Maybe you have schizophrenia?

Mikoto Uchiha: Itachi leave your brother alone! Sasuke, would you like Mommy to read you a story and bring you a warm glass of milk?

Sasuke Uchiha: Hn.

Mikoto Uchiha: I'll be up there shortly. Mommy will make all the fan girls and Madara's disappear.

Karin Uchiha: Oh, I'm not a fan girl future mother in law! I'm Sasuke's girlfriend!

Fugaku Uchiha: That is blasphemous. My son does not dates sluts.

Naruto Uzumaki: Lol! Owned by Daddy Uchiha!

Fugaku Uchiha: What is this "owned" you speak of?

Itachi Uchiha thinks his foolish little brother is a momma's boy and that parents shouldn't have Facebooks.

Fugaku Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki, and ten others like this.

Comments:

Fugaku Uchiha: I agree. Dad is always on my ass.

Itachi Uchiha: Facepalms..

Mikoto Uchiha: Sasuke is not a momma's boy! You delete this right this instant Itachi Uchiha!

Itachi Uchiha: You breastfed him until the age of ten. He's a momma's boy, and a disgrace to the Uchiha.

Fugaku Uchiha and Madara Uchiha like this comment.

Fugaku Uchiha: Mikoto, what's a face palm? It sounds like an exotic tree. Can we get one?

Itachi Uchiha: Madara Uchiha? I thought he was dead?

Sasuke Uchiha: I fucking told you so.

Itachi Uchiha: Hn.

Naruto Uzumaki is excited cos he has new blackmail on Sasuke! He's a Momma's boy, believe it!

Sakura Haruno, Itachi Uchiha, and twenty four others like this.

Comments:

Sasuke Uchiha: I'll kill you, loser.

Sakura Haruno: Awwww!:-D Sasuke, that's so cute! I'll be your mother!

Sasuke Uchiha: How disturbing.

Sakura Haruno: I just mean like.. I'll take care of you, babe.(:

Sasuke Uchiha: Still disturbing.

Ino Yamanaka: Back the hell off, forehead! If he's drinking anyone's breast milk it's mine!

Sasuke Uchiha: You make me wish I was dead. Naruto, I'm going to fucking murder you, as soon as I get done with Itachi.

Ino Yamanaka: I take that as a compliment, cos I'm drop dead sexy!;P

Sakura Haruno: Yeah right, Ino-pig.

Naruto LovesRamen Uzumaki: I'm going to die of laughter before Sasuke gets around to killing me.. He's afraid of ghosts, and he's a Momma's boy! Lolololo!

Pein Is A God likes the page: Detailed explanation of Madara's plan to take over the World.

Kakashi Hatake, Minato Namikaze, and twenty others like this.

Comments:

Kakashi Hatake: Well, this makes it easier to stop his plans.

Minato Namikaze: Yes, yes it does.

Kakashi Hatake: Minato, you came back to life?

Minato Namikaze: Hell yeah. Everyone else was doing it, so why not?

Madara Uchiha: Pein, you're fired, and I'm killing whoever made that page. Damn you Facebook.

Madara Uchiha posted on Sasuke Uchiha's wall:

I am alive, but I'm not under your bed.

Itachi Uchiha likes this.

Comments:

Sasuke Uchiha: Then who is?

Orochimaru The Snake: Peek-A-Boo Sasuke-Kunnnn!

Sasuke Uchiha: Oh shit.

Itachi Uchiha is happy because Pedophile-sama has abducted his foolish little brother. He was screaming for his Mom all the way out the door. Too bad Father held her back so Sasuke wouldn't be around to whine anymore. We can now dispose of all the tomatoes. -With Sasuke Uchiha, Fugaku Uchiha, and Mikoto Uchiha.