Disclaimer: Unfortunately, Santa did not give me the rights to CSI this year, so (sigh) I must put in this disclaimer. Oh, I don't own "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer," either.
A/N: This idea was my own :P If you have one, leave it in a review, please!
The CSI Christmas Choir Presents:
Greggo the Spiked-Haired Lab Rat
You know Grissom and Sara and Warrick and Nicky,
Willows and Ecklie and Curtis and Jimmy,
But do you recall
The most famous lab tech of all?
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Greggo, the spiked-haired lab rat
Had some very shiny gel.
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say "bloody hell!"
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All of the other CSIs
Used to laugh and be so mean.
They never let poor Greggo
Come to process their crime scenes.
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Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Grissom came to say:
"Greggo with your hair upright
Won't you go to the scene tonight?"
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Then all the CSIs loved him
As they shouted out in glee,
Greggo the spiked-haired lab rat,
Soon you'll be a level three!