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Chapter four of the super best friends tour
The sack
The competition was just six days away, and Marik needed to find three dance partners and quick. The obvious choice for one was that kid who's always down the arcade on that super dance three thousand machine, so that's where Marik headed first.
"Dancing where a machine isn't telling you what to do? That's stupid"
"Please Moon-unit Moto, I have to gather the three best dancers in the west Domino massive before Saturday or it is seriously going to salt our game." Pleaded Marik. "I have a feeling that once you've heard all there is to hear, you'll decide to join me."
"I told I can't," said Moon-unit, " I've never danced without the sd3000m before, and I certainly couldn't compete with an opponent. Who are you facing anyway?"
"Do you know the progressive nineties rock band 'That's what I call minty freshness' and the eighties ultra hair metal band 'whoa that's one big lump of German cheddar'?"
"No, why?"
"Well some of the members of each band went on to form a new band, who are my opponents on Saturday."
"Who?"
"All four members of the super best friends that's who!"
"Whoa, why didn't you says so sooner? In that case I'm in"
"Oh why the change of heart I wonder? Might it be that you're no-good brother in-law is the lead singer of that band? Could it be that lead singer is the same brother in law that buried you alive in a coffin that he set on fire and then went and stole you're motley crew signed copy of their autobiography and sold it over the internet for two times the original cost of the book which you purchased from The Waterstones that's next to the clock and not the one that's near the Woolworths? Could that brother in law be the same brother that goes by the name, Yugious M Moto?"
"Er, yes"
"Well hot damn, lets go and recruit the next one" exclaimed in a rather loud fashion Marik. "Any ideas where to go?"
"How about that guy who uses that orichalchos or whatever to power himself up to do whatever he wants? We could get him to do some really sweet moves."
"That sounds great, who is he?"
"He goes by the name, Dartz"
"Wait a minute, Dartz?"
"That's right"
"The same Dartz that is the lead singer of the Mother natures"
"Er, yeah that's him"
"The same Dartipherz J P C Daffodils-Maxout that proclaimed that he thought dancing was the work of the devil, and that if you dance you should just die right here on my new Persian rug?"
"You just won't stop with the social commentary" said Moon-unit
"Well I guess will give him a try"
And off they sped to Dartz's home in the forest, to speak with him. Once asked Dartz obliged merrily, which just left one last gap to be filled.
"I know who," said Moon-unit
"Who?"
"Their was this guy that entered into a regional tap-dance competition who nobody had ever heard of, and ended up winning the thing."
"Well hot dog, lets go and meet him" said Dartz
"Ok but he's extremely rich and doesn't like visitors much"
Rich and doesn't like visitors thought Marik. That sounds familiar.
"Who is this white stallion that can save us from defeat on Saturday?"
"Someone called S Anderson Cooper Kaiba"
"Holy cow, Seto Kaiba! I can't wait to tell the band about Kaiba being regional tap dancing champion we'll have giggles for days. Ok lets go"
On the drive to Kaiba corp Dartz suddenly burst out laughing.
"What, what's so funny?" said Moon-unit
"Kaiba's initials. You know what they spell? Sack." And he burst out laughing again.
End of chapter