Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear (This is an acual song!)
In the tune of: Winter Wonderland
Roy was sitting on the couch in Riza's apartment, flipping through one of her fashion magazines. He had volunteered to watch Black Hayate while she was on an important mission out west, and he regreted it. He was bored out of his mind. The Colonel flipped to the lingerie section of the magazine, and drooled at all the models. Then, something popped into his mind. Something you would never think Roy would think about...
'I wonder what I'd look like in that...'
Suddenly, he locked the doors and windows, grabbed the magazine, and dashed into Riza's bedroom. He then laughed an evil laugh, and opened the drawer Riza kept her lingerie in.
"Wow...Ive never seen so many pairs of lacy underwear in one place before!" He said to himself.
Pulling out the whole drawer, he dumped its contents out on the bed. Roy chose a lacy Red thong and put it on.
"Ouch! How can Women wear these things?"
Lacy things-- The Wife is missin'
Didnt ask-- Her permission
Im wearing her clothes
Her silk panty hose
Walkin' round in womens underwear
Roy pulled out some red, silk stockings that came up to his hip. Pulling out a skimpy shirt that matched the thong, he threw off his blue shirt and put it on. He laughed a girlish laugh as he pulled on the spagetti straps. He looked in the mirror at himself.
"..ahha! Shoes!" He cried, opening the closet. Inside, he found a shoe rack. Spotting a pair of ruby red high heels, he snatched them and attempted to put them on. His heel hung an inch off the back.
In the store-- theres a teddy
Litte straps-- like spagetti
It holds me so tight
like handcuffs at night
Walkin' Round in womens underwear
Suddenly, the doorbell rang. Roy screamed. What if it was Riza? Thinking quickly, he dumped a bottle of hairspray on his head to make it look like he had just gotten out of the shower. Then, grabbing a robe, he put it on and ran for the door. Roy peeked through the little hole. Havoc was on the opposite side of the door, lighting a cigarette. Opening the door, Roy grabbed his subordinate and pulled him inside.
"What is it? Is Riza back?"
"No. I just came to tell you that West City is experiencing severe thunderstorms, so her train is delayed until further notice." Havoc explained. Roy sighed a sigh of relief.
"Phew. Thats good to know. Now I wont get in trouble."
The Lieutenant eyed his commanding officer suspiciously.
"Get in trouble for what?"
Roy started to sweat. He looked around nervously, but then let the robe fall off his shoulders.
"Youre wearing womens underwear?" He cried. Roy nodded his head.
Havoc's face suddenly lit up.
"Ive wanted to do that my whole life!" He exclaimed.
Roy smiled, and dragged his friend into Riza's room. Havoc chose an outfit similar to Roy's, only it was a light blue and white. He chose some white high heeled boots. The two men squeeled like school children and ran around the house.
In the office theres a guy named Havoc!
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
He'll say "Are you Ready?"
I'll say "Woah man!"
"Lets wait until our wifes are out of town."
Havoc stopped when they wizzed past the bathroom. He had an idea.
"Hey Colonel."
"Yeah, Lieutenant?"
"We need to do something about this..." He said, pointing to his chest.
Roy looked towards the bathroom. He smiled.
"Great idea! We can stuff our shirts!" He cried out.
The two men used up two whole rolls of toilet paper each, making it look like they had gigantic gazongas. The two men walked back into Riza's bedroom, flopping onto the bed, which was still covered in Riza's undergarments.
"Do you think we should take this stuff off yet?" Havoc asked.
Getting up, Roy walked over to Riza's vanity. He picked up a stick of red lipstick and opened it.
"Nope...the fun's only just begun..." he said in an evil tone. The two smirked as they started giving each other makeovers.
Later on--If you wanna
We can dress like Madonna
Put on some eyeshade
and join the parade
Walkin' round in womens underwear!
Walkin' round in womens underwear!
Walkin' round in womens underwear!
Havoc and Roy ran around the house with the music blasting. The song playing was called "Walkin' Round in Womens Underwear" Then, all of a sudden, the front door opened...
"ROY? HAVOC?"
"Hi Falman..."
Havoc and Roy smirked evily and dragged him into Riza's room.