Dragon Halo Holiday Special Episode 4: St. Patrick's Day Special
The winter snow had now officially melted and the weather had warmed up to about 50 degrees. With the warmer temperatures, everyone was outside enjoying Daten City's St. Patrick's Day parade. Crowds lined the street, dressed in green and watched as parade floats, army veterans, Irish Dancers, Bagpipers and Marching Bands, in their slow procession through the streets. Of course, the Daten City Special Forces were there. How could they not? Especially when there is beer, candy and men all over the place. They were on the edge of the street, with Stocking holding an open pillow case, trying to collect as much candy as she could. She was in a dress like her usually, except all the black areas were green and her stockings were green and white. She had shamrocks on her cheeks as well as a green head band with two shamrocks on springs coming off of them. Vegito was standing behind her. His gi had a change of colors too. His orange undershirt had become white and his outer gi had changed from blue to green. His gloves were green as were the white part of his boots. The yellow part had turned white. Even though he was dressed up for the occasion, the significance of the event was lost on the Saiyan. He had never experienced any of these events before.
"So let me get this straight" he said. "We dress up in green, have a parade and get blackout drunk just because of what some guy from Ireland did hundreds of years ago?" Stocking turned her head around.
"That's pretty much the gist of it. Although you did forget all of the free candy that the hand out" she said excitedly before turning back to her candy collecting. Vegito sighed and leaned his back against the tree next to him.
"I don't think I'll ever understand these events" he thought, folding his arms.
He looked over to his left and saw Brief, T-Shirt, Tanktop, Scanty and Kneesocks walking over. Brief wore his usual clothes as did Tanktop, but she had green hair spray in her hair and had green beads around her neck. T-Shirt had changed out his normal orange one for a more festive green one. Scanty and Kneesocks both wore matching green outfits that looked like their Demon Uniforms. Kneesocks also wore green knee socks.
"Hey, guys" Vegito waved with a smile. When they to him, he noticed something was off. He took a quick look at the group before speaking. "Where's Panty?" he asked. She had been with them when the group had gone off to get something to eat.
"I don't know. We looked everywhere. We were hoping she was back with you" Brief said.
Suddenly, a drunken voice got their attention. "Hey guysh, how's it going?" it said.
They all turned and saw Panty staggering over to them.
She had a beer in her green nail polished hand and wore a green tank top that had the words "Kiss Me, I'm Irish" in big letters, and white gym shoes, with very short unbuttoned jean shorts, flashing a bit of her green panties. They were all surprised because Panty had built up a pretty good alcohol tolerance from all of her partying, so it was a bit of a shock to see her like this. They all looked at each other before going over to her.
"Panty are you drunk?" Stocking asked.
"No, I'm not…drunk, I'm f…fine" she smiled. Vegito just face palmed.
"I do believe that she is in fact utterly inebriated" Scanty said. Kneesocks nodded her head in agreement.
"Oh my god, mom! How much have you had to drink?" Tanktop asked.
"Not enough" she laughed before nearly falling over. Luckily, Brief managed to catch her.
"Holy crap Panty, you don't look so good" Brief said as he helped her stand back up.
"Sh…Shut up Geek Boy, I'm *hic* fine" she slurred as wobbled unsteadily on her feet. "You're justsh jealous!"
"And why is that?" he asked.
"Becausesh" she began, "I'm getting so much action. I'm fucking so many dudes. I tell you, the last guy, he had a huge…"
"Alright, that's enough. I don't want to here it" Vegito said holding his hand out. "From now on, just stay here and don't do anything stupid."
Panty, ignoring Vegito, looked left and saw a particularly strong looking guy on the other side of the street. He was well muscled and clean shaven. He had short brown hair and wore a green T-shirt and blue jeans with white gym shoes. She drooled out of the corner of her mouth as she was overcome by lust. She just had to get his attention. She walked a short distance to a nearby fire hydrant and stood on it. After getting her balance, she enacted her plan.
"Yoo-hoo" she yelled as she lifted her green tank top, flashing her breasts. "Why don't you come over here and I'll show you a good time?"
"Get down!" Vegito said as he dashed to her and pushed her head down behind the crowd. The guy looked around before shrugging. "What did I just say?" Vegito asked as they were both on all fours, low to the ground while he held his hand on her back.
Suddenly, a chorus of screams was heard as everyone around them started scattering in all directions. Vegito quickly shot up as Panty was throwing up, and saw the parade floats and cars speeding off in every direction.
"What the hell's going on?" he said.
Suddenly, an army of Leprechaun Ghosts appeared. They all looked like Leprechauns, except with black and red skin and black and red swirls emanating from their bodies. They quickly filled in the empty streets and faced their targets: The Daten City Special Forces.
"This shtick again, really? We already fought an army of midget ghosts before" Stocking groaned.
"You must be the Daten City Special Forces, right?" on of them asked. "Yeah, what of it?" Vegito responded.
"Oh just the usual: World Domination" he responded.
"Well, if you know who we are, then you know that we're not going to let you do that. Let's go guys!" Vegito yelled as all of their namesakes glowed and transformed into their weapons, while Brief pulled out Judgment.
"ATTACK!" the ghost yelled as the army charged at them.
They all sprung into action, well, all but Panty that is. She was passed out on the sidewalk. "HAAAAAA" Vegito yelled as he charged into battle. He proceeded to start punching ghosts left and right with his brass knuckles, killing them instantly. Stocking and Kneesocks began to slice them up. Scanty and T-Shirt began mowing them down with their guns, while Brief used his Bo-Staff to destroy the enemies. But No matter how hard they tried, they still kept coming.
"HHAHAHA! No matter how hard you try, there is no way you can win" The Leprechaun Leader yelled as more Leprechaun Ghosts marched into battle.
"Ahh, there's so many of them" Stocking said as she sliced another ghost into bits.
"Oh man, oh man!" T-Shirt yelled as the army was closing in on them even though he hadn't let off of the trigger on his mini gun since the battle started. Vegito was getting dog piled by the ghosts. The others were also getting over whelmed. Things weren't looking too good until Vegito had an idea.
"HAHA! Just give up and accept your fate!" The Leprechaun Leader yelled.
"NEVER! HAAA" he yelled as he blew off the ghosts with his energy and flew quickly into the sky. "HAAAA" he yelled as he turned into a Super Saiyan and raised his hands in the air. "I hope this works" he though as his brass knuckles gave off electricity that hot out and eventually fed into a ball of Angelic energy. When all the Angelic energy was drained from the brass knuckles, they changed back into his gloves. But when they did, they already gave Vegito enough energy to destroy the army.
"Hey guys, look out!" he yelled.
Everyone looked up and saw Vegito with the massive ball of energy and managed to break free from the armies grasp. Stocking picked up her unconscious sister's body and ran with the rest of the group to safety. When they were out of harms way, Vegito launched the attack.
"Here we go, ANGELIC SPIRIT BOMB" he yelled as he launched the attack.
"What's this?" The Leprechaun Leader yelled as he saw the energy ball barreling towards him. "NO, NO, NOOOOO!"
When it hit the ground, a giant explosion rang out. High winds kicked up a lot of dust that encased the whole city. When the dust cleared, the army was gone and the bell rang in the distance. Vegito wiped some sweat off of his brow and sighed in relief. He descended next to where the others were, just in time for Panty to wake up.
"Huh, where am I? Why the fuck do I feel like I've been hit by a truck?" she asked before gripping her head in pain.
"It's a long story" Vegito said.
And so Daten City was saved once again from the forces of evil.
End of Episode 4