Chapt. 4:
BananaKing (The Doctor) has just signed in.
BananaKing: Where's Rose? She said she'd email me!
Jack (Now nicknamed "The Un-killable Destroyer"): Oh, they had an early hen night. They must have really bad hangovers, not to mention any memory of what happened when they went to see WALL-E at the cinema.
Ponella has just signed in.
Ponella: Humph.
BananaKing: Did someone on FF.N steal your ideas?
Ponella: No, it's just... THEY GOT TO SEE WALL-E AND I DIDN'T!! They coulda at least invited me to come with them!!
Ponella has just signed off.
BananaKing: Touché
The Un-killable Destroyer: No kidding.
Martha has just signed in.
Martha: I think I might be the only one who doesn't have a hangover. Well, not a bad hangover anyway.
BananaKing: Tell me you didn't...
Martha: Nah, we didn't. She said she'd kill one of us if we did.
The Un-killable Destroyer: Rose isn't a killer, Martha.
Martha: Well, we're having a fancy dress party tomorrow, and you two can go as the Mario Bros.
The Un-killable Destroyer/BananaKing: Huh?
Martha: Well, you two are almost identical, and so are Mario and Luigi.
The Un-killable Destroyer: Are we really that similar? sigh
BananaKing: Why did I have to regenerate to look him? WHY?!
A/N: lol poor Doctor. For those of you who think "Are the Doctor and Jack related?" you obviously haven't seen series 1, or you'd know that the Doctor regenerates, and that he is currently in his tenth incarnation. Also, nine is better than ten.