Interview With The Random Author
Arrg! I be back! Time to bug BB!!! If that is possible...
Warning~ This chapter contains serious Terra bashing and BB/Rae shipping! Terra fans beware!!!
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Pentacle- Hey Beast Boy! (swinging from chandelier)
Beast Boy- Um... hi?
Pentacle- SOOOOOOOO..... Do you like Raven?
Beast Boy- What no!
Pentacle- But she likey you!
Beast Boy- NO WAY! (hears things explode in background)
Pentacle- So do you like her?
Beast Boy- No.
Pentacle- Are you sure?
Beast Boy- Yes.
Pentacle- Positive???? (eyes get all big and bug-eyed)
Beast Boy- Screw It. Yes, I like Raven...
Pentacle- OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEAST BOY AND RAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TOGETHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
Pentacle- (Is whacked with spork for using too many exclamation marks) OW!
Beast Boy- Do you wanna ask anything else?
Pentacle- YES!!! (spasm attack)
Beast Boy- 0.o
Pentacle- Whadda bout Terra?!?!?!?!
Beast Boy- Um (nervous) She's a friend.
Pentacle- I don't like Terra. (typing)
Beast Boy- Whatcha' writing?
Pentacle- (sprays BB with bottle of water)
Beast Boy- Hey! What was that for?
Pentacle- BAD! Nobody but me can speak Southernese in this chapter!
Beast Boy- So... what are you writing?
Pentacle- And then Terra was magically pushed into a giant river of molten chocolate bacon by the Sacred Bean of Ube, who I freed from the wooden chair last chapter. Terra died, and was eaten by people in Where-the-heck-is-that-place-istan. The author laughed maniacly.
Pentacle- MWA HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Beast Boy- Why did you do that?
Pentacle- Said it in the script. Shouldn't you be mourning the loss of the rock-hoe?
Beast Boy- Oh yeah. TERRA!!! YOU'RE DEAD!! NOW I CAN'T HAVE A THREE-
Pentacle- (smacks BB) HEllo! What is it with you people? The murder is already pushing the rating! Stop being sad and perverted!
Beast Boy- But Terra...
Pentacle- She'll come back to life next chapter. I will awaken her with the MAGIC OF... well, magic.
Beast Boy- YAY! (skipping)
Pentacle- Gay...
Beast Boy- YOU'RE THE GAY ONE HERE!
Pentacle- BUT I'M NOT ACTING LIKE IT!!! AND WHAT ABOUT RAVEN?
Beast Boy- ...
Pentacle- Hey where did the Whitecoats and Nuns go?
At a Cafe`....
Whitecoats- Do you get the feeling we're forgetting something?
Nun #1- Yea, but what is- OH NO!
Whitecoat- What?
Nun #1- THAT CRAZY GIRL IS INTERVIEWING THE GREEN KID TODAY!
Nun #2- AND WE MISSED IT!
Whitecoats- We'll get her next time. She still has to interview Starfire...
Back at where I'm at....
Pentacle- Good thing I shoved those hidden cameras under their fingernails so we could spy on them....
Beast Boy- (running away)
Pentacle- WAIT!
Beast Boy- What?!
Pentacle- Turn into a swordfish!
Beast Boy- Why?
Pentacle- one of my reviewers suggested it... SO DO IT MY MINION SLAVE!!!
Beast Boy- (swordfishness) Flip-Flop
Pentacle- You bore me... (writes out new sign on a piece of paper and tapes it to Beast Boy's scales) See you next time!!!
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And... DONE! Different than usual right? Anyways, next up is Starfire....