Bonus

"N-NO, I-I WON'T DO IT, Y-YOU CAN'T MAKE ME."

A terrified Touko Fukawa was slowly inching away in fear. Why, you may ask?

"Touko, seriously, when was time you bathed. You smell like you were thrown in dumpster, then blended with the most disgusting thing in the world. Actually...no...that would smell better."

"But, the shower has no hot water. Have you even used that thing!? How can expect me to wash myself in what's basically a freezer!?"

"Look...Touko, one. Yes, I have, because it's the only working shower here. And two, because if we're going to be living together you're going to at least smell decent."

This was, at least, my third attempt to try and get Touko to take a shower. Being inside of a small hotel room has made her foul stench all the more noticeable. We've been in this hotel room forever, making this place a base of operations of sorts. Everyday, we'd wake up and go on patrols to try and take out any Monokumas that were still left in the city. And here I was, still trying to convince her not to be afraid of a little cold water. All my attempts up until now had failed. But, luckily, I had a brilliant trick up my sleeve that I was certain would work.

"You can't make me Komaru, I know you're too much of a gentleman to lay a hand on me. I am never taking a shower and that's final!"

"Touko, I'm giving you one more chance. All you have to do is go to the bathroom, turn on the water, and wash yourself off. It doesn't even have to be no longer than five minutes. Just take a quick shower and you're done."

"I-I already gave you my answer. There's nothing you can do to change my mind."

Well, I tried.

"Oh, I'm not so sure about that, Ms. Fukawa." I said as I gave her a knowing smirk, which made her even more scared.

"W-What do you mean by that? What are you going to do?"

I answered her by walking over to the convenient bookshelf we had in the corner of the room and pulled out a book. A book that I found out she despised more than anything ever written. Once she saw what I was holding, her eyes opened wider than they possibly could.

"Is that- how, how did you get that!?"

"Funny story, I actually found this in the bookshelf a while after my second attempt. Remember when I asked what was your least favorite-no, most hated book you've had the greatest displeasure of reading."

"W-Why would you have such a hideous piece of garbage in the same space as me?"

"Simple, Touko. I'm going to sit on this lovely couch and read this lovely book out loud until you change your mind."

"No, you're bluffing. YOU'RE BLUFFING!"

"Am I, am I really."

With that I opened it up and began to read.

"My mother drove me to the airport with the windows rolled down. It was seventy-five degrees in- "

As I was reading, Touko was cramming her hands as hard as she could against her ears. Struggling to block the sound of my words seeping into her ear lobes.

"No, NO STOP. LA LA LA, I CAN'T HEAR YOU, LA LA LA."

I stopped where I was, clearly I wasn't quite getting to her yet. So I got up and started walking over to her, and continued to read.

"In the Olympic Peninsula of -"

"NO, STOP IT, DON'T COME ANY CLOSER. LA LA LA I STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU LA-"

"IT RAINS ON THIS INCONSEQUENTIAL TOWN MORE THAN ANY OTHER PLACE-

As I continued to put her through my torturous reading session, a thought popped into my head that Touko just might pull out her taser and go all genocider on me. But I knew she cared about me too much to let HER hurt me. But as we were yelling at the top of our lungs...

BEEP BEEP

I stopped reading to hear what that noise was, but I couldn't hear anything over Touko's shouting.

"What's that?"

"NO, NOT FALLING FOR IT KOMARU, LA L-"

"No seriously, quiet."

I looked over to the source of the noise, which was a tablet indicating that someone was trying to contact us. We already knew who it was. Touko let out a surprised gasp.

"IT'S BYAKUYA!"

Like a Black Friday shopper, Touko leapt for the device knocking over in the process. While I was a little ticked that it interrupted my attempt to finally get Touko in the shower, whatever task Togami had for us was obviously more important than Touko's personal hygiene. Touko was excited to see him again, but not as obsessed as before. As she got to know me during our adventure, she started to get out of her shell and became one of the best friends I've ever had. Touko turned on the tablet and the screen soon displayed one of the founders of the future foundation.

"Komaru, Touko. What is your current situation?"

"Hey Togami, nothing much, we're just chilling out in a city infested by Monokumas" I explained.

"It's so good to see you again Byakuya."

"It's a good thing you two are still alive. But listen, and listen carefully. Komaru, I have news about your brother."

...

This is something I thought of as soon as I saw the end of episode 6 of DR3, I'm so excited after episode 7 that I can't wait for more.

Anyways, I was considering of scraping this current story and turn it into a self-insert fanfic, switching out Komaru with me. I feel like that would make for a more interesting story. So that's why I want to know what everyone else thinks. Do you guys enjoy my current story, or do you like the self-insert idea? Vote your choice and I'll see you later. Also, sorry for the extremely long wait.