The Death Note FAQ
By BlueFox
Note: If you are a fan of any of the songs or the bands within this chapter, let me tell you, it's NOT my opinion! It's the characters talking, it's THEIR opinion. I'm just the one writing it. In all honesty, I don't hate any of the bands within this chapter, so please don't come with pitchforks and knives, okay?
Also, whoever is the first to correctly guess why Josephine is 'lol'ing at the end of the chapter, during the special ending, will win two very glamorous (in my opinion) prizes. 1: get to be chained to your favorite character for an entire chapter, OR go on a date with said favorite character. 2: When I randomly decide to take a short break from writing, the winner will get the chance to write a chapter for me, in their own style, with their own answers, etc etc.
And if you ask me, the answer isn't so hard. All of the clues are there. Heh.
PS: My B-day is on October 5! I'd LOVE YOU ALL IF I GOT REVIEWS FROM YOU! That's like... the best set of presents I can ask for... other than Another Note and Dissidia...
Chapter Three
The Trouble With Killers Is…
Mello: *glances around beach a few days later* Doesn't look like she's back yet… *to Matt* And you're afraid of her why?
Matt: *shudders* She's just scary, far more than B, without any form of reason. And I have heard that I'm her favorite character.
Mello: That's a bad thing?
Matt: SHE TORTURES FAVORITES! O____O
Mello: *confused* What torture?
Matt: You were never her favorite long enough! You have no idea! Slapstick situations! Insane slash threats! Bizarre musical frenzies! She'll stop at nothing to get her will!
*BlueFox arrives at the beach, everyone else affected by the song in tow from therapy.*
BlueFox: Hi Matt! *waves*
Matt: *tries unsuccessfully to hide behind Mello*
Mello: What a baby…
Matt: Just wait until she inflicts some horrible torture on you! And she'll do it!
BlueFox: Matt? You okay?
Matt: *grinning goofily* I'm just fine, oh mighty one.
*Mello rolls his eyes, and BlueFox notices this.*
BlueFox: Mello, you're my third favorite. I'll let you have some chocolate if you're good.
Mello: *stares* I'm THIRD?
BlueFox: Yep.
Mello: *vein popping out on forehead* Dare I ask… who's higher than me other than Matt?
BlueFox: Near's number two.
Mello: *blows his top* ALWAYS! NEAR IS ALWAYS HIGHER UP THAN ME! WHY! WTF. JUST WTF!
BlueFox: Oh, really?
Mello: YEAH!
Matt: *sweatdrop* M-Mello, I really don't think you should…
*BlueFox, angered at Mello, opens her laptop and types something. Mello suddenly gets a very effeminate look on his face, and Matt begins to back away in horror as Mello starts skipping around.*
I feel pretty! Oh, so pretty!
I feel pretty, and witty, and bright!
And I pity any guy who isn't me tonight!
Everyone: *chuckling, pointing and laughing*
I feel charming! Oh, so charming!
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty that I hardly can believe I'm real!
See the pretty boy in the mirror there?
Who can that attractive guy be?
Such a pretty face, such a pretty dress, such a pretty smile, such a pretty ME!
L: Dress?
B: Weeell, he could pull it off.
L: True, very true…
*Near is videotaping Mello as Matt laughs uncontrollably on the ground.*
I feel stunning, and entrancing!
Feel like running and dancing for joy!
For I'm loved a pretty wonderful b…
BlueFox: *snaps fingers and closes laptop* Okay, that's enough for now.
Mello: *whirls and glares at BlueFox* Why I oughta-
BlueFox: *ominously* You oughta what?
Mello: I forget. Can I have my chocolate now? *turns to the others* What're you guys laughing about?
Near: *hides camera* Nothing.
Matt: Haha, nothing you need to know about.
Everyone Else: *whistling, or attempting to*
Matt: *to Near* How much footage?
Near: *smirks* A whole tape.
Matt: *evil smile* Bwahahahaha… Let's sell them to the reviewers. Make mucha moola!
*Matt and Near plot evilly together*
BlueFox: Okay, so then we got Light, L, and now Mello out of the way…
Mello: *grumbling*
BlueFox: So lets continue. For those of you who may not remember, here's the question we left off on previous time.
Takada: From Kuno256.
Greetings, everyone.
My question is addressed to all of you. (But mostly at Matt, to be honest) What is your favorite song?
BlueFox: So… *peers at HTR13* Near, you're up!
Near: My favo—
Mello: Lemme guess… Transformers?
Matt: Robots in disguise!
Mello: *elbows Matt, hard* Shut up you!
Near: …
BlueFox: *chuckles* That's not stereotypically cliché at ALL. *cough cough* Next is… Misa…
Misa: My favorite song is—
BlueFox: Holee sheet! Misa, you were born on CHRISTMAS?!
Misa: Umm, yeah?
BlueFox: *smacks Misa on the head with HT13* UNFAIR! Unfair unfair unfair unfair! *glances down* Oops. *nudges unconscious Misa*
Light: Eh, nobody will miss her.
BlueFox: *shrugs* True. Okay, Mikami, you're up.
Mikami: Is there a 'delete' song?
L: *facepalm* No, Mikami-san, there is not.
Mikami: Huh. I guess… The same one as Light. One-Winged Angel.
L: *narrows eyes at Light* Hmm…
Light: Err… *coughs suspiciously*
BlueFox: Moving on… Takada?
Like L and Mello before her, Takada sprang into song…
"BURNIN' UP! JUST LIKE A MATCH YOU SLIDE TO INCINERAAAAATE—"
Mikami's eyes glazed over. L's pupils got very small. Light's lips opened as though to scream in torture, but no sound could come out. Everyone else could only writhe in agony as they could feel their pulse quickening, their palms sweating and their bodies starting to shut down…
Unfazed, Matt and BlueFox started a Pokemon battle through their Wireless Adapters.
"MCR!" cried Near, legs trembling ferociously.
"You sick bitch!" Mello snarled furiously.
"Your singing career is UP!" Beyond declared, pointing savagely at Takada.
And as he spoke, Mello sent six bullets went flying through the air at tremendous speeds, accomplishing a number of extremely important tasks all at once.
Bullets numbered one and two made a direct beeline for the two gamers embroiled in a Pokemon battle a few feet away, number one imbedding itself rather deeply into Matt's DS and number two just barely missing BlueFox's own DS. Bullet number three pinged straight off an umbrella pole, bringing it down upon the people effected by Takada's horrendous singing, smacking them out of their stupors. Bullet number four hit BlueFox's bag and shattered her jar of boysenberry jam within, and jam splattered the five or so people standing by it, stopping B's lunging attack at Takada before it even happened. Bullet number five followed through on Matt's DS, effectively destroying the thing as well as electrocuting Matt in the process. Bullet number six mercifully stopped the horribly off-key singer before Kiyomi Takada could burst into another of her favorite soulful ballads about suicide pacts and cutting your wrists and all those kind of cheerful things kids dream about.
Mello reloaded his gun and sneered triumphantly at the destruction those six bullets wrought.
Near leaned over and whispered in his ear, "Show-off."
BlueFox: *quickly pockets DS* I'm kinda regretting this question. *wipes jam off of cheek and licks it* And that was my only jar of that jam… They don't sell it where I live.
B: *gasps* BLASPHEMY! *licks jam off of Near's hand*
Near: GROSS! *shoves B* Get off me!
BlueFox: Anyway, now that that disaster has been fixed, kinda, let's move on. Soich- nah, let's skip him.
Light: Wha- WHY?
BlueFox: Because I don't like him. Next is Matsuda.
Light: So you won't skip him?
BlueFox: Nope. He's got more fans than your dad.
Light: B-but…
BlueFox: *wields HTR13 threateningly* Don't make me hit you with this, you've seen how lethal it is! *nods to Misa*
Light: *falls silent*
Matsuda: I-I guess my favorite song is—
*Matsuda's phone goes off*
"—ALL THESE MIXED EMOTIONS WE KEEP LOCKED AWAY LIKE STOLEN PEEAAAARLS! STOLEN PEARL DEVOTIONS WE KEEP LOCKED-- "
Matsuda: *screams and flails around until the cell phone suddenly finds itself in the ocean*
*pause*
L: Matsuda listens to Savage Garden?
BlueFox & B: *attempting to stifle hysterical giggles behind hands*
Matt: *snorts loudly*
Matsuda: I do NOT! Shut up! You wouldn't understand even if I DID listen to them! And I DON'T! I've never even heard that song!
Mello: Suuuuure. And I'm Ron Burgundy!
*pause*
Matsuda: *shrieks angrily and rips out all umbrellas, using them like javelins*
Mello: OKAY! OKAY!
Matsuda: I'M NOOOOOT OOOOOKAAAAAYYYYY! *runs off*
BlueFox: *wipes tears* W-We really oughta… be nicer to him. *snickers*
Light: Too late now.
Near: Who's next?
BlueFox: Aizawa… Mogi… Ide… Ukita… Skip skip skip skip.
Sayu: Why?
BlueFox: *holds up book* Do you see how small their boxes are?
Sayu: Point taken.
BlueFox: Okay. Sayu, it's your turn anyway.
Light: So my sister can go, but not my Dad?
BlueFox: Yes, Mr. Abnormally-Tall-For-A-Japanese-Man. And your hair's funky for a Japanese man!
Light: …
BlueFox: S-Sorry… That was uncalled for.
Sayu: I don't… really have a favorite.
BlueFox: That's quite all right. We'll skip Sachiko and Raye. Naomi, what's your favorite song?
Naomi: Ummmmmmmmm—
BlueFox: GAH! Too long, too long! I want this question over already!
Naomi: The CSI theme!
Light: Ooh, that's a good song.
BlueFox: It is. Anyway, we're skipping up to Matt now, because I am SICK of this question.
Matt: *blushes* Um, well, it's kind of an original song.
Mello: Tell us what it is already!
Matt: You won't look at me the same.
Everyone: NOW!
Matt: *sheepish, bursts into a familiar tune* FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT! WINNING LOOOVE BY DAYLIGHT! Clorox bleach turned all Near's hair white! I AM THE ONE CALLED MISTER SPOON!
*loooooooooooooooooooooooong pause*
BlueFox: PFFT. *bursts into obnoxious cackles*
Near: *consciously pats hair*
Mello: What did Sailor Moon ever do to you, Matt?
Matt: *bows head*
L: I told Roger that show was not fit for you… But does he listen? Noooooooooo.
BlueFox: Moving… hahahaha, moving on.
Light: Are we going to ask the Shinigami?
BlueFox: No. They're invisible, so what's the point?
L: BlueFox, you cannot move on yet.
Sayu: Why can't she?
L: She has forgotten two very important people. Beyond, and herself.
BlueFox: *stops laughing immediately* Why do I have to answer?
Near: The question states everyone. You have a name and personality, and therefore you are not a bystander, and are included in 'everyone'.
BlueFox: Stop being a smartass, Near.
B: *evil, EVIL smile* Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's…
Mello: EVERYBODY TO THE BUNKER!
*Everyone scatters as B bursts into the Peanut Butter Jelly Time Song. A large banana comes from nowhere and proceeds to destroy the beach.*
BlueFox: I'm not even going to sing mine. *comes out of the bathrooms with everyone else* Still Doll from Vampire Knight.
Light: Damn, that is ONE creepy song.
BlueFox: Shut up. *sighs* Finally, that's over. And since Takada is, well, unable to continue reading the questions, I will. Still from Kuno.
I also have a request. A request that will sound rather odd. I request the Matt and Near act out the music video for " Jizz in My Pants" by The Lonely Islands, singing the song as well. Mello can be all the girls that they dance/flirt with.
...At this point, you've most likely noticed I'm not completely sane.
BlueFox: NO! I HAVE HAD IT WITH SONGS! *throws paper to ground and grounds it out* I'm sorry Kuno. Maybe in a future chapter, but at this moment, none of us are in the right frame of mind to continue with singing.
L: The next question comes from HikariYagami543.
I have a question for Mikami: why is it that you always say the word delete in almost every episode you star in?
Mikami: So I don't sound like a robot. You know: eliminate and destroy. Eradicate. Etc etc.
Matt: And it's your preeeeeeeeecioooooooussssssss.
Mikami: *scoots away from Matt*
BlueFox: And now for the new questions. From Fundibulous teh Zohan. *reads it over* Oh, this'll have to wait until the end of the chapter…
L: Why?
BlueFox: Because of… certain people involved in it. *shoves paper in pocket, glancing at unconscious Misa and Light*
Light: Err…
B: I want to read the next one! *snatches paper from BlueFox* It's from the return reviewer, Josephine Falnor. It reads:
Oh gosh, that was excellent!! I can't believe you used my entire review!! Hooray!! *dances around happily, still holding Near's socks*
Near: *twitches* At least… it's not the tango.
L: That would be humorous.
BlueFox: Of course I used the whole review! It's fun to hear the character's thoughts on what you write, right?
Alright, now for the questions.
First, L? Can I, um, can I come sing the cake song with you? I actually like that song. ^^ I'll put up with you singing it!!
L: Of course! ^^ Anytime you want to sing it, come right ahead and do so!
BlueFox: Just not now. *thinks* And… if the rest of us are around, just make sure we all have super earmuffs, too. We don't want a repeat of that incident.
Everyone Else Affected by Song: *shakes head*
Also, if Near's capable of answering questions now, this is for him. On the back of Mello's photo, there were the words "Dear Mello..." Ah, so, what was the rest of the note?
Mello: Yes, Near, what WAS the rest of that note?
Near: Um… *nervously plays with hair*
Sayu: Ooh! Love confessions tiemz! *jumps up and down, clapping*
BlueFox: Yeah, Near.
Matt: Tell us.
Everyone: *waiting patiently*
Near: *sighs*
'Dear Mello… 'Is it possible to live the same life, over and over, again? Living those lives without any regrets… is what really matters. That's probably was the ideal vision of being human is all about. 'However, we humans are really not that strong. And we know that we can't live like that. We're creatures that are much more flawed, weak, and smaller than that. We hurt others… We lie to ourselves… We hate… We blame others… We regret… But, even if we are weak, and even if our fate is to disappear entirely… 'I think the will to change the future is still an important one. We must try to change the things around us, little by little, even if I is one step at a time… And even if everything is already predetermined… It's not something for use to be sad about. No… on the contrary, the future… is overflowing with hope. 'And we have infinite paths to choose from…'
When Near finished his letter to Mello, there was a stunned silence. He coughed slightly. "Well, you wanted to know…"
BlueFox suddenly let out a little sniffle, before she fell into tears. "That was… so BEAUTIFUL!" She turned and started to cry on B's shoulder, which was the least likely shoulder to hurt her.
Mello blinked a few times. "That was… unusually vague coming from you, Near," he told the younger one.
Near averted his eyes to the ground. "I felt it… was the most natural thing for me to write… at the time."
With a light blush dusting his cheeks, Mello reached out and hugged Near. "Thanks, I guess."
Sayu sighed happily. "Awww, so cute…"
B: *pushes BlueFox off* You're ruining my shirt, stop it. Anyway, with the sobfest over, let's continue then.
Oh, and if Uchiha Felicia still wants to go out with Matt, I'll take care of Mello for a while. I have to admit, I'd love to out with Mello, so if that would keep him occupied...
BlueFox: *back to normal self* Problem is… a lot of other people probably want to go out with Mello, too. *whispers to just Josephine* But if you want to kidnap him for next chapter, I'm sure we can work something out.
Mello: *turns to BlueFox* What was that?
BlueFox: Uh- Nothing! Hehe. Light! You can read the next one! *tosses Light next paper*
Light: *catches paper easily* All right, the next one is from another returning reviewer by the name of Blues-harp Babysplit.
(Mello: *crosses arms with a huff*)
Neat! Mello's socks are going straight to eBay. I'm also glad to make L feel uncomfortable...and cry. *wink* ;D
Mello: Does anybody have five hundred dollars conveniently in their pockets right now?
B: What do you mean by 'conveniently'?
Mello: I have to go onto eBay to get my socks back! I won't let some rabid fan get them!
L: *stares at review* You're GLAD you made me uncomfortable and cry? What kind of sick person are you?!
Mikami: You have to remember, L, not everyone likes you.
L: … But still. And what's with the wink?
Light: *shrugs*
So...my question:
Has the DN cast seen the "Death Note Abridged Series" by TeamDattebayo yet?
and if so; what did they think of it?
BlueFox: YouTube and pretty much all other video sites go spazzy when I try to access it.
Mello: *twitches* I had… to sing…
BlueFox: I'm pretty sure Mels is the only one who got to see it.
Mello: Sonuvabitch… *pulls out futuristic phone to call Rod Ross*
BlueFox: The rest of them haven't.
Also tell Mello I was joking about the whole "Near putting fireworks in his bed" thing...heheh!...sorry Near. Uhh...This is kinda awkward *cough**cough*...here's a Megatron action figure...(hands Near 'said' toy)
Mello: *hangs up phone* … You should've told me that BEFORE I shot Near and got my face bashed in by Chuck Norris!!
Near: YAY! ^_____^ NEW TOY!! *grabs toy from the box and starts to play with it. 10 seconds later, it disintegrates* What the-?!
Matt: Hey, there's a warning on the box.
L: It says… WARNING: Toy is guaranteed to disintegrate with 10 seconds of being removed from box. Purely for collective purposes.
Near: T_T
Naomi: *pats Near on back*
BlueFox: The next one is from Backyard Bottomslash. Another returning reviewer. Um. *glances at B*
B: *blank look, staring into space*
BlueFox: Anyway… *reads the note* Well, alrighty then. *balls up paper and chucks it at Light's forehead, which causes the bangs to puff up into afro-bangs*
Light: WTF! What did you do that for?! *stares in horror at bangs*
BlueFox: *picks up paper* Well, it says:
This question is directed at Light. It better hit him between the eyes and mess up his bangs first.
Light: T_T
BlueFox: The rest says,
Why did you have a luffa in the first place? And where/who did you get it from?!
Light: Do you KNOW how hard it is to get all of the soap out of a rag? Extremely! As for where…
Sayu: Bath and Body Works.
Light: *horrified* SAYU!
Sayu: For all of you people who want to stalk my brother, you can usually find him there on Wednesdays and Saturdays. He's allergic to Watermelon Peach Berry, if it helps you at all.
Light: *groans* Sayu…
B: *snaps out of daze* What the hell does Watermelon Peach Berry smell like?
Light: I dunno, it was in a little, orange-y flower bot— *freezes*
BlueFox: Bust.
Matt: And you were trying to convince us last chapter you were straight why?
Light: I'M NOT GAY!
Matt: You go to Bath and Body Works two days every week…
Mello: Tell us you're not gay again…
Near: With a straight face this time, please.
Light: …
BlueFox: I reiterate myself: Bust.
Light: Grr…
BlueFox: NEXT!
Matt: From ZomgKelley.
Why do all of you have badass hair? I mean...even the girls their hair is
pretty cool. But really...why? I'm jealous. DX
BlueFox: *fiddles with hair* I KNOW, right? DX
L: That is not a question you should be asking us.
Mikami: You should be asking Obata-sensei about that.
Matt: Maybe we're all based off of video game characters with badass hair. *…is whacked* OW! What?!
BlueFox: Well, whatever. *pulls out next question* Okay. This is from Darkmagick75. *pauses* HEY! This reviewer's from my KH Bloopers story! Awesome! *beams* That story will be updated Monday!
HeeHee, Near Rocks!
Can i give you cheese-spray? *Pegs Mellow in the head with can of cheese-spray*
Near: But apparently I don't rock enough to get an actual toy to play with. *sniffle*
Naomi: *sighs and pats back again*
*A can of cheese-spray suddenly materializes and is chucked at Mello.*
Mello: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *tries to run, but B trips him* AH! *falls into sand and can of cheese clonks him in the back of the head*
B: *whistling*
Matt: *nudges Mello* Ooh, he's out cold.
1. Near, WHY is your hair white? Did you lose a fight with a bottle of bleach or something?
BlueFox: Weeeelll, thanks to Matt's lovely made-up song earlier on, that question has been answered.
Near: ... *pats hair consciously again*
2. Mello, will you eat Scarlets tofu chocolate?
Matt: Do you mean Scarlet from FF7?
L: Someone actually invented TOFU chocolate.
BlueFox & L: *gags*
Matt: *kicks Mello* Wake up and answer the question.
Mello: *sits up very fast* 42! African or Euorpean?!
Light: Mello, would you eat Tofu chocolate?
Mello: *blinks* There's something called Tofu chocolate? You shitting me?
Light: We shit you not.
Mello: That's just sick. I'm insulted.
3. What happens if we make L eat vegetables and sit normally? Will he suddenly become really retarded, (like the rest of us.)
BlueFox: Strap 'im down, boys!
Suddenly, all the Wammy boys plus Light had L strapped down to a beach chair with their body weight. L's eyes go wider (if possible) as he saw a very evil-looking BlueFox approaching him with a can of green beans.
"Open the hatch! Here comes the PLAAA-AAANE!" BlueFox cackled insanely, and wasn't the only one.
"NO!" L clamped his mouth down hard and turned his head away.
Light grunted as L started to struggle to put his feet up. "So he turns into a little child when he sits like this?"
"Well, he did say he was childish," Matt reminded him.
B turned L's head back. "EAT IT!" he yelled, the spoon of green beans coming closer. L shook his head.
"Come oooonn, L, it won't kill you or anything. Just a bite." BlueFox giggled, enjoying every moment of this torture.
"NEVERR-- *gag hack*" As L had opened his mouth, BlueFox had shoved the spoon in.
"Now chew, and swallow," Near instructed, as though L was really the three year-old he was acting like.
L: *squirms out of hold, runs to ocean, and pukes*
BlueFox: *starts to eat green beans* Hope that answered your question. Next?
4. Light, would you EVER cosplay as Misa-Misa?
Light: What the hell kind of question is THAT?
Mello: Glad I wasn't asked.
Matt: But in the right light, both of you could--
Light: You don't want
Mello: to finish that sentence.
Matt: *shuts up*
5. BlueFox, would you EVER switch pants with one of the other characters? Even if you won't, would you do it? PLEASE.
BlueFox: *spit take of green beans all over still-unconscious Misa* Say WHAT?
Sayu: *claps* You were asked a question.
BlueFox: *shakes head* Nuh-uh, no way, I wouldn't.
Light: But it says PLEASE. You really should.
BlueFox: *grumbles and chucks can at ocean* Ugh. Fine. *grabs Matt and hauls shocked guy off*
Matt: What the-?!
*a few moments later*
BlueFox: *walks back on, her and Matt's pants switched* Holy crap, I'm shocked they fit.
Matt: Pants, really? Why not shoes?
Everyone Else: *laughing at Matt*
Matt: *turns red and stomps foot angrily*
Near: I will read the next one. It's from Scarlet-Red-Wings.
(Light: Is that who Darkmagick75 thought of when they asked about tofu chocolate?)
Ok, to everyone, are you annoyed that so many of your names begin with the same letter? It annoys me.
Naomi: But they aren--
BlueFox: DON'T YOU GIVE ME THAT SHIT! Geez! What liars you are. M seems to be the most popular, with Misa, Mikami, Matsuda, Mello, and Matt. And probably a few others that are really insignificant.
Near: And then N is Naomi as well as me.
L: *has recovered* R is all over the place as well. Raito, Ryuga, Ryuzaki, Rue, Roger, Rod.
BlueFox: Not to mention half of the Yagami family starts with S. Sayu, Sachikko, Soichiro.
B: Mine is pretty much the only letter not used as often. But I have a different creator, so...
Everyone: ...Lucky.
BlueFox: I'm just guessing... that Ohba-sensei was bored. It's a question I've always wondered, too.
Everyone: ...
B: Hah, losers.
Mello: Man, I hate this.
Mello, what would you do if all the chocolate in the world suddenly poofed?
Mello: Poofed into what? Tofu chocolate? White chocolate? Probably go on a killing spree. Like Kira. Only bloodier. And more violent. Like, all of the slasher movies joined into one.
BlueFox: Well... that's a comforting thought.
B: *narrows eyes dangerously at Mello*
BlueFox: And the final set of questions is from Chibi Kitty Sama.
Amazing, simply amazing. Faved
Okay, since poor Near had to go through a makeover, Mello, I want you to dress/act like a girl the whole chapter please. ^_^
Lotsa love ~ ^..^
BlueFox: *beams* Thanks for the fave! However, since this chapter's almost over, we'll do that next time.
Mello: *mouth drops open* You're not serious.
BlueFox: I'm very serious. It's called karma, dear Mels. *pulls paper out of pocket* And now, back to Fundibulous teh Zohan.
Hi, L. This isn't a question but more of an information drop.
Light is Kira and Misa-Misa is the second Kira, if you haven't noticed.
I guess that's all I needed to say.
Peace, love, and neko!L,
Fundibulous teh Zohan
(P.S If you haven't noticed, I hate Light and Misa with a burning fiery passion.)
*SPK suddenly handcuffs Light and carts him and unconscious, green-bean covered Misa off*
Light: WHAT THE!
BlueFox: Eh. Maybe I shouldn't have put in that rule…
Light: Dammit, you can't lock me up forever! I'll be back next time!
B: You can't next time.
Light: Then the time after THAT!
B: You can't THEN, either.
Light: Then when CAN I?!
B: NEVERR! KYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*everyone takes a large step away from B*
Mello: What the hell is a neko!L?
BlueFox: A cat-eared L. … You know, that's not a bad picture… What do you think, B?
B: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
BlueFox: Err… Never mind.
L: *brushes off hands* The Kira case has been solved. BRING IN THE DANCIN' LOBSTERS!
~SPECIAL ENDING TO CHAPTER!!!!~
BlueFox: It was recently a special someone's birthday on August 24, 2009. Well, other than my Grandpa, that is. He's special, too.
L: *pulls a trolley through sand to meeting place* Misa-Misa and Light-kun decided to join us via Skype for this grand event.
Misa: *waves from prison* ^________^ HI!
Light: *also in prison* ……….
Sayu: Anyway, it was Near's birthday on August 24! YAY! *hugs Near*
Mello: He turned 18.
Matt: Fanboys and girls, that means… HE'S LEGAL NOW.
BlueFox: *glomps Near and rubs face in his chest* So, we're going to sing him a special birthday song. And wish him a Happy 18th Birthday in your reviews! I'm sure it'll make him happy!
Near: What will make me happy is you getting off me.
BlueFox: NEVERR! KYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *pauses* Sorry, my B-ness is showing today. *blushes*
B: *evil smile* Slowly, slowly, the world is becoming mine.
Everyone: ………
B: Uhh… I mean… that is, to say... *pause* OH LOOK! A MONKEY! *points at random spot. He is soon whacked* Ow… Okay, I deserved that.
Naomi: Let's just sing, okay?
L: Everyone ready? *ahum* Happy
Sayu: birthday
Matsuda: to
Naomi: you…
Matt: HAPPY
Mikami: birthday
Mello: *sighs* to
Babysplit: you!!!! :D :D :D :D
Gevanni: Happy
Rester: birthday
Halle: dear
BlueFox: Ne-ar ;D
B: Happy
Josephine: birthday, lol
Misa: to
Light: ………
Misa: To…
Light: …….
Misa: *shoves Light over in prison* (It's your turn dammit!) Dx
Light: *hic* MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *passes out and falls off-screen*
Mello: Awwww HELL! For crying out loud! Damn Kira had to screw it all up!
L: He's still upset over being ratted out, isn't he?
All: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NEAR!!!! *big group hug*
Near: Thank you. I feel really loved. *sniffles*