Jeez its been so long...I've been having a writers block okay? For everything. Even this, which is so easy to write I usually just type it in 30 minutes. But whatever. Well how's ur christmas been? Mine was good, thank you. I liked The Fall. Did you? I especially like how Damon wrote 3 songs about Texas. :) but alas, none were about Austin. Did you see the new Evangelist? I like it, I was afraid if it was a girl fanfiction would be flooded with pairings with 2D or Murdoc and the Evangelist. Im not sure if its a boy or a flat-chested girl, but I like it. :) Story time now!

P.S- You won't get this unless your a fan of blur. :) But I'm assuming you all are.

INTRO: You remember how Damon said that Jamie and him thought of Gorillaz while making fun of MTV? Well he was lying, this is how it happened, Murdoc told me so.

Damon, Graham, and Murdoc were sitting in Damon's flat. Smoking fags, watching cartoons, and just zoning out every once in a while. As you know, Graham has obsessions, you also probably know they last 6-8 months. (AN: I'm not making this up.) Right now it was Spongebob Squarepants. Murdoc and Damon had gotten so annoyed with it in the last couple of months. "Can we please turn it back to Spongebob now? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE?" Graham would whine whenever they changed the channel. Murdoc would slap him and tell him he was gay. Damon would change it to the Fairly Odd Parents just to annoy Graham. "What? This isn't Spongebob? Well I like it better." Damon would smile and then sit on the remote.

Graham never once thought to walk up to the T.V and change it himself, oh cruel modern world...

One day Damon was making a sandwich and singing while Graham was watching Spongebob, Murdoc wasn't really doing anything, but he heard the tune and caught onto it.

Caravan's lost
In the sun and the dust
No-one loves you
When you are lost
Here I'm a clown
Pulling my world down
I believe I was strong
But you are the one
And when it comes, you'll feel the weight of it,
The weight of it
The day will come when you'll get away from it,
Away from it

Sometimes everything is easy
Sometimes everything is easy
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la

He repeated the chorus so much, but in a happier way then the original song. Damon used the ketchup bottle as a microphone and sang with his eyes closed and his fist up. He twirled in circles and spilled every open bottle of eatable and non-eatable substance in the kitchen.

"Eh! Don't you go knocking over everything! Who's going to clean that up? Me? Certainly not!" Damon stopped twirling like a ballerina and pouted. "What were you just singing anyways?" Murdoc asked.

"A song." Damon said.

"What's that song called?"

"I don't know."

"Will you be using it?"

"In what?"

"In blur dumbarse!"

"Oh. I don't know."

"Is that song done yet?" Murdoc was getting frustrated.

"I don't think so."

"Hey! Damon!" Graham yelled, even thought the kitchen was just a few steppes away. "Can I have a samitch too?"

"Okay." Damon said. Graham clapped his hands and thew them up into the air, "Thank you!"

"What do you want on it?" Damon asked.

"Um...do we have mustard?" Murdoc watched, about to piss his pants in fury...if that was possible.

"Ew. I hate mustard." Damon looked around the kitchen, finding the mustard on the floor, all spilled out and yucky looking. Damon smiled, picking up the mustard and replying, "Yeah, we have mustard. I found it."

"Okay...Do we have mayo?" Graham asked.

"No." Damon said and thought to himself, "When have I ever bought mayo?"

"Yeah we do! FIND IT!"

"...okay." Damon searched around for the mayo, which we was positive they didn't have.

"Okay, so about that song...what were you planning to do with it?" Murdoc asked, brushing spilled pickles off his face.

"I don't know, why?"

"Because." Murdoc said and huffed...like the big bad wolf did. Then he puffed a smoke.

AND THEN HE BLEW THE WHOLE APARTMENT BUILDING DOWN! YAY!

….. "I found the mayo!" Damon said. "It was under the bed." Damon brought the mayo back to the kitchen and finished making the sandwich. He then returned to the couch and watched Spongebob with Graham.

"Samitch!" Graham said to himself happily as Damon handed the sandwich to him. He opened it up and made sure everything was there, "Hey! You put mayo on this!"

"Isn't that what you asked?" Damon asked.

"Just because I wanted mayo doesn't mean I would want it on my samitch! That's gross!"

"...So what were you planning to do with it then?"

"Well, I have to have something to drink right?" Graham exclaimed.

"But you have a beer right next to you!"

"It's not cold anymore!"

"Your so difficult!"

"STOP!" Murdoc screamed. The two men stopped fighting and looked at Murdoc. "You two are SO annoying!" Damon and Graham sat in silence as they watched Murdoc's face go from a tomato-red, to a clementine-orange, then a greenbean-green, then a onion-yellow, then a salad-mix-color.

It confused the two men greatly.

"Damon. Is that song important to you?" He finally asked after his face stopped changing colors so much.

"...sorta. Why?" Damon said.

"Can I use it?" Murdoc insisted.

"No."

"WHY NOT?"

"Get your own band!" Damon yelled.

And so he did.

Oh that was so weird. I strayed off topic soooo much. I don't know why I started talking about sandwiches, maybe I'm hungry. Which is weird because its 10:30 at night. I know Caravan didn't come out till 2009 in Think Tank, put this is just for laughs, remember? I can do Whatever. I. Want. See you whenever!