HOLY CRAP 8 PAGES ON WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S A NEW RECORD!!!!!!! i've spent all day writing this and i'm almost done. i'm taking the rest of the night off due to: hunger, sore neck, messy hair, neglected friends, pissed off parents, unable to move fingers, and hell of a lot more.

also, i would like to give Credit to my bestie Shan aka The Happy Emo for texting me the idea of roleplaying. we've been at it for the past week!

the next chapter will hopefully be up SOON.... dance is starting back tuesday and i have to get all my stuff ready and duct tape my bag. sooooo yeah no promises..

WARNING: contains cussing, read at own risk!

DISCLAIMER: Meyer owns it all! i just mess with their heads!

Chapter 4: Uh Oh...

Nessie P.O.V

"Nessie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I was quickly awoken from my dream.

"What?!?!?! Where's the Fire!?!?!?" I screamed. Startled

"Fire? What fire? There's a Fire?" Alice was Confused.

"It's a Figure of Speech Alice!" I was getting annoyed

"How is that a figure of speech?" she quipped

"Just UGH! What's going on?" irritated as hell.

"Its noon, you Slept in…. and---"My Father Barged in.

"ALICE WHAT DID YOU DO!!!!!!!" Uh oh…

"Nothing!!!!" she put her hands up to protect her face.

"What the hell!?!?!?!?!?" I yelled. Confused as ever.

"Nessie what did Alice do!?!?!" Edward spat.

"CHORES!" Alice said.

"Sure, Sure" I stumbled.

"Oh…alright." Dad obviously confused.

"Hey can you all…kind of…. Get out?" I said brushing the messy curls out of my face.

"Oh sorry…" Alice ran out.

"Hey Dad? Where is Mom?" I had to tell her.

He jerked his head toward the stairs, "Living Room."

"'Kay Thanks." I got out of bed "HEY MOM! I NEED TO TALK TO YOU!" I called; she was up in a flash

"Edward, can you leave please?" she said kindly.

"Sure." He dashed out.

"So, Hon? What did you want to talk about?" she sat down on my bed.

"Well….umm….uhhh…how was the hunting trip?" I managed to squeak out.

"Fine, but really, I know you have something to tell me." She was suspicious.

"….ALICE!" I needed help.

"YEAH!" she was standing the doorway.

"…..h..H…helps…?" I'm desperate.

"With what?" she said, raising an eye brow.

"Mom, I have to tell you something….you won't like it." I started playing with my fingers.

"Go on." She brushed the hair out of her face.

"Ididstuffwithjake…." I splurged out.

She Raised her Eye Brows.

"What Kind of Stuff?" she was very confused.

"Bella, to be blunt, she was WITH Jake." Alice folded her arms.

Next I knew my Dad Barged in.

"WHAT?!?" I could've sworn he was red.

"….ohshit…" I squeaked.

".!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he was glaring at me now.

I dialed his number, "Hey!" he said

"Jake, here now. We're dead." With that he hung up.

Alice was trying to sneak off, I stopped her.

"ALICE" I snapped.

"Thanks Nessie! I try to keep it a secre----shit!" her head snapped up.

"Fu---"I was cut off

"RENESEMEE!!!" he was red.

"Hehe" Alice twitched.

"Are we in trouble? BELLA PLLEASE I WAS BEING NICE TO NESSIE! I'M JUST A HYPER GIRL!" she pleaded.

"No." my mother was the one with reason.

"BELLA! DO YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DID!?!?!" my dad snapped.

"IT'S NATURAL FOR KIDS TO DO THAT! THEY WERE SAFE! NESSIE WOULDN'T BE THAT STUPID!" god Alice!

"I'm not a kid." A mumbled.

Alice looked at me. "You are to us."

"Edward! Her and Jacob Love each other so it obvious that they would do that." Alice straitened.

Then the doorbell rang.

"I'll get it…" I sighed.

Alice shook her head. I'll get it…on second thought, you get it."

I ran downstairs; Jacob was looking at his shoes.

"We got Busted?" he looked tense.

"Alice tell him." I said, latching on to Jake with dear life.

"JACOB!!!!! YOU LITTLE MOTHER FUCKER!!!! HOW DARE YOU DO THIS!!! "

"He sounds more pissed than normal." Alice nudged me.

Edward glared at Alice for a long minute.

"Where's Jasper?" Alice was pulling her usual shit.

"Look, mom, dad, I'm sorry! You can ground me if you want but I love Jake and you can't stop that."

"Nessie…." Alice was wary.

"No Alice they can ground me. I deserve it." I was starting to cry.

"Don't ground them." Alice put her hand on my shoulder.

"Renesmee...I don't know what to say." My Mother and Father said in together.

"…Uh…coming Jasper!" Alice dashed out.

"Alice," my Mother was about to grill on her.

"Yes?" Alice sulked back to my room.

"Jacob may I talk to you in the other room please?" my dad was being too polite.

They walked out.

"Why didn't you tell me?" Mom looked up from her bangs

"Well….." Alice was looking at her shoes.

"Alice… spill…" Alice gave her a dirty look.

"'cause it's Nessie's Business and she should be the one to tell you?" I shot Alice a dirty look.

"Alice we told you to watch her while we were gone!" my mother put her hands on her hips.

"ICK! I don't want to watch THAT!" Alice had a hurt look on her face.

"Like she was watching!!!!!!!!!! She was the one 'watching TV' with Jasper!!!! In bed!!!" I snapped.

"Lochness Montrosetity..." Alice said under her Breath.

"I Heard that." Bella snapped.

"Well…. Then BLEH!" Alice pouted like a four year old.

"Hey where is Jake and Dad?" It was taking a while.

"Uh….talking in a room?" Alice was lost.

A loud bang went off in the living room.

"HOW DARE YOU HURT MY BABY GIRL!!!!!!" My Father yelled as he slung Jacob into the piano.

I gasped in horror as I saw what was happening.

"I DIDN'T HURT HER!!!!! I SWEAR!!!!!!!!!!" Jacob yelped.

"Holy!" Alice yelled.

"Fuck!" I said moving closer.

Alice nodded. "Exactly!"

Alice shifted her eyes has she saw Edward sling Jacob into the wall.

"DAD STOP!!!!!! YOUR HURTING HIM!!!!!!" I cried falling to my knees.

"Yeah what she said!" Alice said while bringing me back to my feet.

"I don't think he hurt her" Alice murmured. "At least not as much as Edward hurt Bella when they did that." She added quickly.

"….ewww….." I gave her a look.

"What?" she had no idea.

"I did not need that mental image Alice." I started massaging my temples.

"Oops…sorry!" she giggled a bit

Another loud bang went off in the living room, but this time Mom didn't hold back.

"EDWARD!!!!! GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF OF HIM!!!!!!!!" She screeched.

Alice and I had the same reaction, staring wide eyed at what was in front of us.

I made a quick thought and leaped forward to pull them off of each other. Alice quickly followed my actions.

"Edward!!!!" Alice said while smacking into him. "You're over reacting again!!!"

When Alice and Mom pulled him off of Jacob, I ran to see if Jacob was alright.

"Jacob are you okay?!?!?!" my voice went up in worry.

Alice rolled her eyes, "Of course he's alright! He's a werewolf!"

I looked at her, "Alice you've done enough, go to jasper please" she had done enough.

She looked hurt, but she nodded and walked away.

I looked to my Parents, "Mom, Dad, can I talk to Jacob alone? Please." I had to.

Of course "ALONE!? HOW DO WE KNOW YOU WON'T BE DOING IT AGAIN?"

"Dad, relax! I just would like to talk to him about some things" I put my hand in Jacob's.

He nodded. "Fine."

We walked up to my room, and sat down on my bed.

"Are you alright?" I was looking at his arms, searching for any sign of broken limbs.

"What's your Definition of alright?" he joked.

"Any broken bones?" I asked placing his hand in mine.

"Nope." Popping the p

"Good." I sighed falling back on my pillow.

"How are you?" he asked.

"Tried as Hell." I said closing my eyes. i looked over at the alarm, it said 8:30. how long did this last?

"Sorry."

"s'okay." He nodded and starting stroking my hair.

"I love you." I said smiling.

"Ditto" he was about to kiss me when my father, yet again, barged in.

"Yes?" I asked, sarcasm spewing out.

"He leaves. Now." He said Very abrupt.

"Edward!!! Leave them be!!!!" god I love my mother.

My father growled "fine." With that he slammed the door.

"I'm sorry my father beat you up. I shouldn't have told them" I said squeezing his hand.

"It's fine. It was good what we did. That was just a little obstacle." He smiled down at me.

"God how much can I love you!" he was perfect.

"Hopefully as much as I love you!" he said while hugging me.

I kissed his cheek, in which he returned a kiss on my lips.

My father growled from the other room, we both growled back.

I sighed. "You tired?" I asked falling back on my bed.

"Kind of" he yawed, "You?"

I sighed "sadly…"

"Why sadly?"

"Because I don't like it when it comes to sleep." I closed my eyes.

"Huh?" he was confused.

"Because I have to say goodnight, to you." I smiled sheepishly

"Awww!!! You're so adorable! I love you!" he smiled.

I grabbed his face and kissed him. Hard. Pulling him on top of me. He kissed me back, deepening the kiss.

He started running his hands through my hair, when, I heard a thump outside my window.

"What was that?" I wondered aloud.

he shrugged.

Then we heard pounding on my door.

"Wtf..." Jake rolled over.

"What DAD!?!" this was getting irritating.

"Jake leave now!" he wagged his finger at us.

"Why?" Jake and I said at the same time.

"I said talking not snogging!" he hollered.

My Mother on the other hand, "Edward leave them alone! One, you owe them an apology, two, I hate to say this but, Jake if you want you can spend the night." She walked up behind my dad.

WHAT!?" he yelped

"I don't like it either! But it's the least we could do after you almost killed him!!" she was right in his face.

He grumbled "fine. But no funny business!" he said slamming the door.

Jake whispered in my ear, "yes!" he laughed.

"Well, I'm going to get ready for bed." Jacob stared after me as I walked to the bathroom.

I closed the bathroom door "HA!" I said.

Jake pouted, "Awww maaaan!"

I was done in a flash. I ran out and jumped on the bed. "Hi…" I said grinning from ear to ear.

"Hi" he purred.

I looked over to see Alice's head popped up at the window.

"HI! EDWARD AND BELLA ASKED ME TO WATCH YOU GUYS!!!! HI!!!!" she was very hyper for a vampire.

I rolled over "hello Alice..." I mumbled... wanting her to go away.

"How are you two??"

"Tired" I grumbled.

"I'm not!" she popped her head on her hand.

"Obviously..." i scooted closer to Jake.

"I'm a Ninja!" (A/N happy shan?)

Jake put his arm around me, pulling me to his chest. "Goodnight Alice" he growled.

"Goodnight!!!" she grinned while plopping down at the window, ready for the rest of the night.

I snuggled into Jake's chest, "I love you" I murmured.

He smiled, "I love you too Renesmee." Pulling me as close to his chest as possible.

I heard the door creek and some light shine through; it was my parents, smiling at the site of us.

Can this get anymore perfect?

A/N: i hope you all liked it!!!!!!! i am very tired and this took me forever! i was writing from 1:00 in the afternoon to, 7:15 at night!!!!

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again, credit goes to Shan, The Happy Emo.

~AD