"SCORPIUS!"
"Well, son, better get going if you don't want to lose your wife." Narcissa smacked Draco's head.
"Don't give the boy a nervous breakdown, you weren't any better when Astoria was in labour." Draco pouted. "Scorpius, you ignore your father. Rose won't leave you."
"Narcissa has a good point, whatever insults she throws at you now would probably from labour and not intentional," Hermione added reassuringly.
Scorpius took deep, calming breaths and braced himself before entering the labour room.
"Draco."
"Yes, dear?"
"If you plan on making it tough for your son now, I will make it worse for you when I'm giving birth." Draco gulped.
"Don't worry, dear. I'll not bother our son anymore and pay more attention to you."
"You'd better, or your family jewels are will be in dire need of protection."
"Now, let's not get that far. I'll need to give Father and Mother more grandchildren to pamper."
"Don't worry, Hermione. Once I get my great-grandchild and his aunt, you can do whatever you please with Draco." Narcissa said, smirking.
"Yes, you may. My son would need a nice lesson in why you should never tell a woman she would be having more children without checking with her first. And then, you can give him more torture during Cassiopeia's birthing." Lucius aided his wife, earning a glare from Draco.
"I hardly think it necessary…" Before he could finish, Scorpius came out of the door.
"Well boy? What gender is it? I need to get an early present for my great-grandchild." Lucius pestered him.
"It's not an 'it', it's a 'they'." Scorpius panted. "Merlin, I don't know how to father children and I'm having two already!"
"SCORPIUS MALFOY!"
"Rose is going to kill me!" He sprinted back into the labour room.
After the four got over their initial shock:
"Well, this clearly states that you can abuse Draco more now that I've got 3 children to pamper!"
"Don't mind if I do."
"Hey!"
"Son, I suggest you set up camp for yourself when your wife decides to downgrade the chaise lounge to the doghouse."
Draco sighed, it seemed like he would be the one getting teased these months. Better suffer than face the wrath of Hermione Granger-Malfoy, Brightest Witch of Her Age, and wife to the currently whipped CEO of Malfoy Industries.