Author's Note: "Stacy's Mom has got it going on!"

Good song.

No one reviewd the story so I got a little worried and by a little I mean a lot. Maybe not a lot of people had time so whatever the reason is, here is chapter 4.

Harry expecting the fall was the only one not to hit the floor with a thud. He stood there looking at his dad and Sirius trying to untangle their legs from everyone else's.

"Move your leg, Padfoot."

"Me? Tell Ron to get his leg out from under mine."

"Padfoot move!"

"Shove it Prongs, I'm trying but you're fat leg is in the way."

"My fat leg? Look at yours! My leg is getting crushed because you're on it!"

"My fat leg is going to go inside your fat-" Sirius started.

"Sirius Black don't go there," Lily cut him off.

James stood up, "Geez, Padfoot, watch where you land."

Sirius rolled his eyes, "Whatever Prongs."

"You guys are ridiculous," Harry quietly laughed.

"What happened?" Ron asked. "How did we get here?"

"You should have seen your faces. Priceless," Harry sighed and help the rest of the group up, keeping Ginny at his side.

"You did it?" James asked.

"Yeah," Harry pointed out. "Did you really think I had trouble turning the colors of eleven buttons?"

Everyone looked away, "No."

Harry sighed in disappointment and led them in to the dining room, "You all are really stupid."

"Harry James Potter!" Lily put her hand on her hip. "Don't you go and call your mother, father and uncles stupid. It isn't nice."

"Who said he was nice?" Sirius mumbled.

Harry stuck his tongue out at Sirius, "Sorry, mum."

Harry sat at the head of the table, Ginny on his lap, Sirius and James next to him, Lily on James' lap.

"Harry, where are we?" Charlie asked.

Harry thought for a moment choosing his words carefully, "We are at Sirius' house. His other house. And no one, no one, is allowed to apparate here without permission first. If we catch you here without permission from all of us," Harry pointed to his dad and two uncle and his mum, "then deadly consenquences will occur. Do I make myself clear?"

Everyone nodded in understanding.

"Sirius' house?" Hermione repeated.

"Speaking of houses, where is mine?" Harry questioned.

"Only Bill knows," Ginny replied.

Harry's shoulders slumped over, "Oh well, I'm going to want to get that information before I go crazy."

"Wait, so Sirius, the Great Padfoot, has two houses?" Fred smiled.

"So what if I do?" Sirius asked. "And I'm not going to tell you or show you where it is because who knows! You might decide to go and hide this one as well and then we'll really be homeless."

"But we're already here," Hermione pointed out.

"And if I catch you here again, I'll go all Marauder on you," Sirius threatened. "Do we understand?"

Everyone nodded but only Fred and George knew the extent of the danger that would happen.

"Good," Sirius smiled.

"How did we get here?" George asked.

"We flew here," Harry said sarcastically. "How do you think we got here?" When no one answered, he sighed, "The buttons, people. The buttons. It really didn't take me a half an hour to change the color of eleven buttons. It took me half an hour to make eleven buttons into port keys. Geez, you all amaze me. You guys are-wow just wow."

Hermione leaned forward, "Harry, I-uh we were all very worried about you. Where were you?"

Harry eyed her and pointed to Lily and James.

"Right," Hermione whispered. "Harry, what happened?"

Harry played with a strain of Ginny's hair, "Well, I guess we should start at the beginning. After I went back to save Sirius I started to think why not save my parents as well. So I talked about it with Lupin and Sirius." Harry then went on about he search for the horcruxes leaving out parts about breaking into Gringotts and Hogwarts but Sirius, Lupin, and James sure remembered because they started to laugh. "Then the next thing I saw were 'my parents' lying on the ground, dead. So now I think it's Moony's turn to explain. Go ahead."

Lupin eyed Harry, "Yeah, just promise me, Harry that your aim won't miss right when your arm spazz's out, okay?"

Harry chuckled, "Okay, Uncle Moony, I promise, my arm won't spazz out and hit you."

"Or your leg," Lupin added.

Harry looked disappointed, "Fine. Take the fun out of everything." He laughed, "Just explain. I'm good."

"Sirius," Lupin asked, "will your arm or leg spazz out when your aim is bad?"

Sirius laughed, "No I'm good. For now."

Lupin still was skeptical.

Sirius smiled, "I promise."

Lupin sighed and leaned forward, "So the reason behind my crazy-"

"Stupid," Sirius coughed then smiled when Lupin glared at him. "What I coughed. Sorry."

Lupin rolled his eyes and continued, "The reason behind my logic-"

"Even though no one agrees with it," Sirius whispered, loud enough for everyone to hear.

Lupin looked over at him, "Are you going to keep interrupting because I don't have to explain it."

"No, go ahead," Sirius smiled.

Lupin continued looking over at Sirius every now and then, "I didn't want the younger Sirius and Lupin to remember that James and Lily never died. If they did then it would drastically effect this future and I couldn't have that. I-"

"You could have told us," Sirius pointed out. "Oops, sorry."

"I knew I has to stage the murder so when I checked on the two Death Eaters that last time I switched the Death Eaters with Lily and James. I put a spell over them and gave them the polyjuice potion and it actually worked. James was to knock us out before fleeing but he didn't, which could have caused major problems."

"I wasn't going to knock out my own son," James stated. "It's like breaking the law."

"Anyways, yeah," Lupin shrugged his shoulders. "That's how I did it."

"You still could have told us," Harry smiled at Ginny, even though he was talking to Lupin. "Wow, I missed your smile."

Ginny smiled, "I missed you so much, Harry."

"No," Lupin sighed. "If I told you then it wouldn't have looked believable to the others. To make the others believe I knew I had to make you believe."

"Well, you could have told me," Sirius huffed.

"You so would have told Harry, the moment he started having that fit," Lupin stressed. "You must be crazy. You would have told Prongslet the moment I told you."

"I wouldn't have told him," Sirius defended. "I can keep a secret, you know."

"No, you can't. You would have told him," Lupin rolled his eyes.

Harry covered Sirius' mouth before he could respond, "You would have because I would have told you. Uncle Padfoot, just stop." Harry turned to face everyone else, "You can't tell anyone else. Or James, Sirius, Lupin and I will go all Marauder on you. And you don't want that."

"Why can't we tell?" Charlie asked.

"Cause it's fun to have a secret from everyone else," Sirius smiled. "Moony knows what that feels like, don't you?"

"Drop it, Padfoot," Lupin waved his comment off.

Sirius laughed, "Their faces get all red and they start yelling and getting annoyed. It's fun."

"Is that really why?" Hermione asked. "It sounds kind of immature."

"In case you didn't know they are the kings of immature," Lily stated with a giggle.

"Do you not find our reason funny?" Harry asked. "Cause I think it's hilarious."

"So just don't tell anyone," James, Sirius, Harry and Lupin said in sync.

Everyone just stared at them.

"What?" Lupin asked. "We don't like Molly."

"Hear, hear," Sirius and Harry said, agreeing.

"Why?" James asked.

"You'll find out why after you're around her for awhile," Lupin replied. "It's hard to explain."

"I didn't think that she was that bad," Lily smiled.

"Anyways, where were you two?" Sirius asked. "If you didn't stay here and you weren't at Grimmuald Place or Godrics Hollow, where did you go?"

Lily smiled, "Forks, Washington. Who would think to look for two wizards in the tiny town of Forks? It was interesting. We met this family there. They are vegetarians because they only live off animals. And they were beautiful. One of their sons was all like 'If I'm old and my brother is ancient, what's older then ancient and the third bother was all like, dad' if was funny. Then we met this other group of people and they were hot, like temperature wise. They ran about 109.8 the last time I saw them and they were huge. But overall, it was good."

"Oh, sounds fun," Harry smiled. "Well we should get going. I'm hungry."

"This is going to be great," Sirius smiled.

"What's so bad about Molly?" Lily asked.

Harry, Lupin and Sirius just smiled.

Author's Note: So the buttons. Some people want to know about the buttons and in case no one caught it in the is chaoter, the buttons were port keys Harry made to get everyone he liked to the Sirius Estate.