Naruto: The New Z Warrior
A/N: This story is adapted from the story Naruto Universe with permission from Unkoman.
I do not own Naruto or Dragon Ball Z or GT.
Chapter 2: From Grunt To Elite In No Time
Frieza's Base-
Day One
Naruto had been here one day and he already wanted to destroy this place. "Seriously, no matter where you go there's always some douche bag who thinks that because he has the power he should rule the world or in this case the universe" Naruto thinks while walking into the main control room and looks at everyone or more specifically what they're wearing."Those skirt and bloomers version of the alien battle armor(Raditz version of the battle armor) are so not meant for men, and where the hell are the girl aliens?" thought Naruto as he looked around trying channel his inner ero-sennin.
Naruto returns to his own chambers and stops by the large vanity mirror on the wall, and see the reflection of a purple man with a fish face and two whiskers on his cheeks. While looking he remembers his arrival to this crap shack in space. "Well, getting in wasn't hard but what do I do now that I'm here?"
Flashback-
Main Control Room at Frieza Base-
Fluggie, Redia, and Pinix were all a bit worried, frustrated and board out of they're minds. Being the only three guys running the main control room can do that to you. Also, for some reason Lord Frieza made anyone lower than Lieutenant wear the skirt and bloomers version battle armor when on the base. Of course since these three were always on the base they always had a wedgie and even questioned Frieza's sexuality most of the time. Everyone on the base had a sneaking suspicion that Lord Frieza was gay and in a relationship Zarbon but no one was bold enough to ask him. Who wants to be killed over curiosity? (Obviously, there no cat-like aliens on the base)
It had only been 2 weeks since Lord Frieza left and a week latter newly promoted Lieutenant Giwi left as well. Giwi was supposed to prepare Planet Elum for take over and sale. This planet was one that both Lord Frieza and his brother Lord Cooler have been fighting over for a while. Apparently, the resources on the planet are so abundant that they both wanted to use it as a vacation home before strip mining the place for all the natural resources. After that was done what else would they do with it? Well blow it up and get anything else they could from the rubble of course. Greedy bastards. The problem was, both brothers wanted it and since the two have never gotten along it was obvious they were going to fight over it. That being said there was a good chance Giwi got ambushed by one of Lord Cooler's men. The fact that Giwi hadn't reported back daily like he said he would pretty much confirmed it.
Vegeta had also come back a few days ago to heal from what looked like a massive beating but left for Planet Namek right away after learning from Private Kiwi (Giwi's younger brother) that Lord Frieza was already on his way there. None of them knew why but they always had a feeling that Vegeta would eventually betray Lord Frieza at some point and thought now might be that time.
It had been a little over a week and half now and at the moment they were still trying to get in contact with the missing lieutenant. The tree base guards were about to give up when they received an emergency transmission. "This is Lieutenant Giwi, reporting in. I'll be landing in 5 minutes" says and uptight voice over the intercom. "Lieutenant, Sir, this is Redia. Why haven't you reported back until now? What is your current status and what's the situation on Planet Elum?"
"The mission has been compromised. I was attacked but I couldn't identify my attacker. As for my status, that is not your concern. I'm entering the atmosphere now. Giwi out." replies the voice over the com line.
"It was probably one of Cooler's men. The Ginyu Force may have to be dispatched to take care of the problem when they return" said Fluggie after listening in on the conversation.
"Well that was kinda rude, cutting you off like that Fluggie. Wonder why he would cut you off like that." questioned Pinix. "Maybe his new rank has gone to his head." Fluggie responds with a shrug.
Landing Pad-
Fluggie and Redia where standing at attention near the Landing Pad designated for the once missing lieutenant. Pinix had been selected to stay behind just in case another transmission was received. They had arrived just in time for the pod to come crashing into one of the landing spots. They watch patiently as the pod door slowly cracks open releasing the contained atmosphere with a load hissing noise. Lieutenant Giwi emerges slowly from the pod. A few cuts and a huge hole in the front of his armor where the most glaringly obvious to the two. They then looked closer and discovered he had a large amount of bruising and was bleeding slightly from a few shallow cuts. Just cosmetic, no serious issues. "Lieutenant, Sir we are here to escort you to sickbay and remind you that as per standard procedure once you have been checked over you are to report to the general's office for debriefing." says Fluggie seeing that Giwi has a limp as well.
"No need for the escort, I'm fine. I can get there myself with no trouble but thanks for the gesture. I'll be sure to report in once I'm done in the tank." says Giwi pushing past them to proceed into the base. Being in slight shock because of the lieutenant's appearance, neither grunt noticed the clone sealing the space pod into a scroll.
"Maybe he doesn't want to look weak after losing the battle and failing his mission" Fluggie whispers to his companion, a little confused on why he didn't want to take the escort. Redia nods his head in agreement.
Once Giwi is out of the sight of the control room workers, his clone meet him and handed over the scroll containing the sealed pod then went to report to the medical bay. Standing up straight, the cuts and bruises go up is smoke, literally. Dashing through the base, the uninjured alien moves in the direction he knows the locker room is located.
Looking around once he arrives, he notices he is the only being present. Opening "his" locker, he takes off his damaged armor and puts on a fresh set without the skirt this time and with pants instead of bloomers, "What is wrong with these people? Is this base full of homos?" Naruto thinks as he turns to leave. Just as he leaves the locker room someone comes in and goes straight to their locker not even noticing the discarded damaged armor that just disappeared in a small puff of smoke.
Down the hall we find our Lieutenant exploring the base. "Well, I'm in the base now may as well look around" he thought as he scouts his first infiltrated alien base.
FLASHBACK END-
"Okay, I have a bunch a pranks thought up but which ones do I use. Oh I know, I'll start small and prank the new trainees. This is going to be so much fun! HEHEHE! They should be in the training field right now" he concludes as he moves to the training field. While heading to his destination, our disguised hero thinks about what he needed to do in preparation for the infiltration of the base. Of course being the ex-ninja that he is, he has plenty of experience doing this sort of thing. Between Giwi's memories giving the layout of the base and mimicking his personality, something else Giwi's memories made easy, added with his extensive knowledge from different missions, the whole operation went without a hitch. It was almost to easy. Using a simple henge he was in with no trouble at all.
Well, it was a simple henge for him; it was advanced for everyone else. His henge was unlike almost any other used by ninja. His was a real transformation and no one realized that until Tsunade got a close look and his Sexy Jutsu. Yeah that was an awkward moment. It turned out Naruto had to learn the henge on his own when his teacher before Iruka wouldn't help. He had never been happier about being half-ass taught anything in his life.
Anyway, all in all while he could mimic the Lieutenant's body and personality, he couldn't mimic the armor, it was too durable, so just to be on the safe side he got a new set when he got to base. That's where the damaged armor idea came in. "Also didn't hurt that Frieza is in an ongoing feud with his brother for my home planet either. I just hope his brother doesn't go trying to cash in on the planet anytime soon. Even if there aren't very many, I still have people I care for living on that planet along with thousands of innocent people."
Looking at the small seal on his neck in one of the numerous mirrors on the base, he thinks "What is it with strong bad guys? Are they so vain they need to look at themselves all the damn time?" he thinks with disgust. "I'm just glad I made that seal to hold my clothes and sword in place. I can seal them while wearing them and them unseal them back on. It really saves time and looks cool to boot."
Naruto arrivals at the training field to see the trainees standing in line waiting for their instructor. Naruto turns to his right and sees the instructor down the entrance hall moving towards his position. Thinking fast, Naruto walks in the direction the instructor is coming from. Just as the disguised Saiyan walks past his first victim, he turns around. In an undetectable movement hits him hard in the back of the neck sending him cascading to the floor in sweet unconsciousness. Dragging the downed instructor to a nearby closet located at on of the the corner junctions, he draws a penis on unconscious man's cheek for the hell of it and slips away unnoticed to meet with these new recruits.
Training Field-
Four trainees stand patiently waiting for their instructor. They're supposed to be learning how to control themselves under pressure and embarrassment so they can think straight when going up against opponents stronger than themselves. Of course they all thought they didn't need this lesson because they just got their 'ki' phasers and nobody can beat those things, right?
Anyway, they spot their instructor coming towards them. He was 6' 5" with pink hair, purple skin and a dinosaur-like face. He was wearing the same skirt and bloomer version armor as them, or so they thought. Turning towards the instructor, the trainees stand at attention, waiting for his arrival.
With the Instructor-
Instructor Sargent Pipito walked towards his trainees for the day. He was suppose to be give them a lesson on handling pressure and embarrassment, well something like that, at least that's what he read in the real Pipito's mind. Well, lucky for him and very unlucky for them, they were the only ones on the training field today. With Frieza obviously being trapped in the closet, he made sure that there were only cameras in the main hallways. All other places on the base were devoid of surveillance cameras of any kind. The freaky bastard may not believe in happiness and peace but he does believe in privacy. Or maybe he just didn't want to be caught stalking his different subordinates.
Anyway, as Pipito moved closer, one of his smug trainees already believing this lesson wasn't important spoke up. "Can you just hurry up and get this over with" said the rookie of the year trainee A.K.A. Sasuke wannabe. "Why are you in such a hurry? This is an important lesson. It could save your life one day." asked Pipito honestly confused by this trainee's attitude. "This lesson is pointless!" said trainee responded. "What opponents stronger than us could we face and lose to that aren't working for Frieza already?" says the trainee. The others think about that statement and nod their heads agreeing with him.
"Well, the person doesn't have to be stronger than you to beat you, ya know." Replies Pipito as he smirks inwardly feeling he wasn't gonna have to wait long to pull off this prank. "Oh yea, then how else could they beat us then?" asks another trainee. Naruto's smirk changes into a full blown grin on the inside, while on the outside he lightly smiles already knowing he was gonna enjoy being here until he found a way to get to Frieza undetected. He then grinned a little more on the outside as he begins his prank.
"Well, like this." Naruto then formed a ram seal and smoke formed all around the trainees. When the smoke cleared the arrogant trainees were surrounded by hot nude alien women with only the clouds covering their 'assets'. Needlessly to say the trainees, each of which, happened to be of a different species, shot back in a great rainbow-colored nose bleed and like their actual instructor slipped into sweet unconsciousness.
A puff of smoke later and Naruto was back in his Giwi henge. He walks up to four unconscious trainees taking out his rainbow-colored ink set and went to work on the surprise he had for them when than woke up. "Rule Number One of Combat: Never judge a book by its cover. You might be too surprise to read is juicy content" he thought while remembering his preparations he had done for the upgraded Sexy Jutsu: Alien Edition. Ideas for the alien women forms came from a magazine he had found in the locker room called Sexy Terrestrials. "I guess anywhere you go a sexy woman is a sexy woman. Ero-Sennin would be so proud. Sniff Sniff. I'm going where no man's gone before. Hehehe" He thought as he finished up and stood back to look at his handiwork.
"The Easy Flow Seal, a seal originaly made for medical use. It was meant to help children and elderly people with bladder and bowel problems urinate and flush their system. Of course if you don't have these problems it has a nasty side effect. Every 30 minutes it will 'without you knowing it' flush your system for you anyway. Hahaha" mentally laughing as he walks away knowing that no one will know what the problem is or be able to find the seal, having matched the ink to their individual skin coloring. It was going to last for at least a week. "Oh yes, so I'm so gonna enjoy it here"
And enjoy it he did. For the next week he terrorized the poor saps in Frieza's base with prank after prank and because of his mind reading abilities and henge, he was never found out. He did things like turn all the bloomers hot pink whenever they were washed by putting a seal in the washing machine. Rigged glitter cannons in all the lockers and desks that would blast a colorful rainbow of sticky glitter all over the effected person. Put a seal in the healing tank that would add salt to the water once it filled up with someone inside,(OUCH) and to add to that it also died the person orange from head to toe. Of course if said patient was already orange it would cause them to turn green with purple even painted the base pink with purple hearts and unicorns after having found Frieza's diary.
It was pretty obvious to see that Naruto was having the time of life at the base but pulling pranks wasn't the only thing he had done since he'd been there. Hell, a lot of the pranks had been done by clones, he spent most of his time training, but getting a hair up his butt one day he decided to check the genetic scanner machine he found. Disabling any security or recording features, he cut his thumb and ran an analysis on his blood. What he found amazed him, not only was he ¾ Saiyan but the other quarter was weird. One fourth was human but the other was unknown. Using the comparison feature he found two sets of genetics that where close to his. Apparently the first came from his maternal grandmother, Princess Tomat. He searched the database for any information on her and found a far amount. Naruto found he was from Saiyan royalty apparently, not that this will change him any. He also found that he had at least one living relative, Vegeta. "Well as long as the guy isn't a complete dick we may get along" he thought after reviewing all information he could find on that side of his family, and there was a lot but not much he felt to proud of.
Moving on to the other record he found. It was of a child that looked exactly like his father. Apparently the original records where destroyed but Frieza's father King Cold had made sure to have backup programs that down loaded all new child information into his database. It appeared that his father was a pure Saiyan that was sent to Elum in an effort to "cleanse his taint" by his own father. Looking deeper into the system he was able to match the profile to the royal guard that he had seen from Giwi's mind. "Fucking cock-sucking coward! Now I really am glad Dad was sent to Elum. I'd have killed that bastard of a 'grandfather' myself if I would have been born near him." grunted Naruto in disgust.
Quickly copying all information on both sides of his family that he could find, he then asked the computer to run a probability scan on the effects and out come of the genetic anomalies found in the records. After several long minutes the computer produced the results. "Hmm, increased reiki or as they call it here chi production. Causes rapid cellular regeneration and increased mental functions. Only effective use in battle is against chi based fighters. Well apparently these people don't know about chakra. I can think of several different ways to use this power in combination with my ninja arts." Naruto mussed. "The only problem is these genes seem to be partially inactive, only effecting hair and eye color as well as preventing mind control programing. Well that's still a plus in my book."
While in the base he had to keep his power level suppressed to a certain point to hide his true power but in a private training room he covered in suppression seals he could train to his heart's content. His power level had jumped to 150,000 and now he could sense power levels without a scouter easily. He still couldn't transform like he did against Giwi but he was sure he was much stronger than he had been at the time so it didn't matter.
Main Control Room-
Naruto was sitting in the control room taking a break from training and pranks in the hope of finding a way to test his power or finally go after Frieza. About this time it was reported the Ginyu Force where returning from their mission and came straight to the control room. As they came in Naruto looked in their direction to salute them and Redia came up to talk to them. "Good you've returned, sirs, we need you to go to Planet Elum, we hav-" Redia stops as he's interrupted by an emergency transmission.
"Control Room, do you read me?" says the voice of what sounds like an old woman coming from the intercom. "Yes Lord Frieza, I hear you loud and clear. What can I do for you my lord?" says Redia after frantically running to the control panel. "I thought Frieza was a guy. Why does he sound like an old lady." Naruto thinks while listening in on the conversation. "I need you to send the Ginyu Force to Namek immediately. It would appear that Vegeta has decided to rebel against me and needs to be put in his place. Oh and tell them to bring some extra scouters, ours were destroyed by a couple of couple of rambunctious Namekians." Says Frieza as he cuts the transmission.
Redia turns to the Ginyu Force just to hear the voice of Captain Ginyu say "Well men you heard the boss. Move out!"
Naruto looks at the Ginyu Force and one of Giwi's memories flashes to the front of his mind and sees his golden opportunity, while inwardly smirking. Going over to the one called Burter before he can leave the room Naruto says, "Hey Burter, can I show you my new attack before you go?" Asked Naruto. "Sure Giwi, but make it quick, okay" Burter replies. "Okay, follow me" says Naruto as he leads Burter to his training room.
It turns out Giwi was trying to join the Ginyu Force and had looked up to Burter as a role model. Burter knew this of course and not really liking Guido was trying to get his friend on the force in order to replace the green bug eyed freak.
5 minutes later-
Burter walks out of the training room and runs towards the launching pads. "Man, that was easy. Knock him out, read his mind, destroy the evidence, and henge." Thought Naruto as he makes his way to the launching pads to blast off for Planet Namek. No one even noticing the switch and no one ever would. "At least not with what I have planned, heh" As the Ginyu Force took off they never notice the huge explosion behind them, the hand seal Burter was making in his pod, or the evil grin on his face.
Frieza's Spaceship on Namek-
Frieza was not in a good mood. He had been recounting all the things that went wrong on this adventure for immortality. First some old Namek destroyed the rest of their scouters and made it harder to find the dragon balls and Namekian villages. Next, some little twerps came and saved the last little Namek before he could get the locations of the other dragon balls and villages from him. He sent Dodoria after them, but he never came back meaning he was either lost or dead. "And it better be the latter" he thought angrily. Last and worst of all, Zarbon had encountered and captured Vegeta only for him to recover, steal what dragon balls they did have, and escape. Without their scouters, finding him was damn near impossible at the moment. In retaliation he had send Zarbon after Vegeta but just like Dodoria he's either lost or dead.
Then he saw five space pods crash to the planet. He smirks at them but still had a sinking feeling in the pit of his stomach. "I hope it's nothing but I have this feeling something happened to my dia-, I mean journal and equipment closet in my private chambers." He says to himself.
In Burter's Pod-
"HAHAHAHAHA, he use to wet the bed until a couple months ago and drinks out of a Teletubbies Sippy cup! That's hilarious!" laughed Naruto while reading Frieza's diary. Loving his choice of setting up the seal for the base's destruction in a weird toy closet in Frieza's Private Chambers so no one would find it. As a bonus stumbled across a pink diary with rainbows and ponies on it. "I haven't confirmed that he's gay yet but if he isn't, he's still a freak and is so much like Orochimaru its scary" he shuddering while imagining the two as long lost brothers. Seeing that they've arrived at their destination, Naruto quickly hides the diary in his armor for later distribution.
Frieza Spaceship-
After having to do some of the most stupid poses he has ever had to witness let alone do. Naruto was trying to remain calm to keep from killing Captain Ginyu on the spot. "Calm down you can put an explosive on one of his stupid looking horns later. Umm, why is Frieza blushing?" he thought as Frieza started giving them there assignment trying to hide the blush.
"Ginyu Force, your assignment is to collect all seven dragon balls and apprehend Vegeta, I want him alive" said Frieza. "Probably for some sick bondage fantasy. I saw your toy closet, perv!" yells Naruto mentally. Ginyu locks on to Vegeta's energy signature with his scouter "Wow, Vegeta's had quite a power up" says Ginyu turning his head in Vegeta's direction. "Hmm 45,000, I expected the 'Prince' of Saiyan to have higher power level then me. I can sense he's holding his power back but not by much. I'd say about 60,000 is his max. He doesn't have all that much control either." He thought sensing out for Vegeta with and without his scouter.
"Yes, It seems Vegeta learned some new tricks on his trip to Earth" comments Frieza. "I heard about that on the base, apparently Vegeta, Nappa, and Raditz had tried to force Raditz's long lost younger brother Kakarott into joining them. Apparently from the records I stole he's my cousin too. When he refused Raditz kidnapped Kakarott's son." Naruto thought with disgust that a member of his family would do such a thing to his own nephew. "Cousin Kakarott wasn't as strong as Raditz, who was said to be weaker than some trainees not even having a power level higher than 1000. Kakarott had to teamed up with a Namek from their planet in order to defeated his own brother. Well at least that mess was cleared up before I got close to this side of the galaxy." he continued to muse to himself.
"Vegeta and Nappa who were on another planet at the time heard something that caught their interest in Raditz's last transmission. They then went to the planet about a year later only to be defeated by Kakarott who had surpassed them with only a year of training. I can't wait to meet him. He sounds like he's strong. I wonder if he likes ramen. Anyway, in the end Nappa was killed and Vegeta just barely escaped with his life. Hehehe, bet that put a dent in his ego." Thought Naruto remembering the reports he read.
"There seems to be only two of people with him but are much weaker" says Ginyu waiting for an explanation. "Humm, 1,500 each,I'd say but both are obviously suppressing there power. One has almost as much power as Vegeta does." Naruto thought sensing the others like he had done with Vegeta.
"It would appear Vegeta has formed a little gang with the Earthlings. They're insignificant. You may kill them without consequence" answered Frieza. With that everyone yells in excitement. "Earthlings, isn't Earth the planet Vegeta attacked? Why would they be with him? I wonder." thought Naruto trying to puzzle out what was going on. After another stupid dance with Frieza looking far too excite about it. They take off to complete their assignment. "Man, Frieza-teme is a freak, and on a different note, I'm so gonna get that horn-headed jackass for this." Naruto thought while taking off with rest of the Ginyu Force.
30 Minutes Later-
Naruto was watching the current scene bored and disgusted. It didn't take long for them to find Vegeta along with Krillin and Gohan. He learned there names after managing to read Krillin's mind before the fighting started. Naruto played it off as wanting to rub Krillin's bald shinny dome for luck. The blond Saiyan learned that the dragon balls actually grant wishes, "Well that's something new", and Krillin and Gohan want to wish their friends back that were killed in their battle with Vegeta and Nappa on Earth. "Ok, I'm liking Vegeta less and less now. The guy has an ego that can stand toe to toe with Sasuke-teme's ego and the two would come out in a draw." Also with the Namek from their planet, Piccolo, dead they had to come here for the dragon balls, but standing against an overwhelming foe like Frieza, they had to team up with Vegeta just to survive. He also learned of Vegeta's and Frieza's wanting to wish for immortality and it made him sick, "Yeah no birthday presents for that creep." The fact that they could terrorize a whole planet and it's people for such a selfish wish was too much like Orochimaru and Madara.
So here he was watching Recoome beat the crap out of Gohan who was part Saiyan like him and family to boot. It made him sick. He watched as Guido got killed by Vegeta. He was honestly surprised the green little shit lasted so long. That "Time Freeze" technique was just a cheap trick.
After Vegeta killed Guido he attacked Recoome only completely fry his armor but didn't do any significant damage. Laughing the whole time Recoome proceeded to hand Vegeta his ass for him. If it wasn't for Gohan and Krillin saving him, the Saiyan prince would be dead, and the only thing those two heroes got for their trouble was to get beaten too. Which brings us to the beating Gohan is getting now, since Krillin got taken out by a swift kick to head. "Poor baldy, I'm going to have to fix him when we are done here." It wouldn't be so bad if Recoome didn't dance around like fruity a ballerina, that was just wrong on so many levels.
Gohan was without a doubt the bravest and strongest kid he had ever seen, that goes without saying of course. Him being almost as strong as Vegeta in power was very helpful to the little half-Saiyan. Too bad Gohan doesn't have nearly as much battle experience as the prince prick but he makes up for it in determination. "It's like looking at myself as a kid, only with Lee's haircut. I have to do something! I can't just let him die." thought Naruto as he was about to attack Recoome. But before he could jump in and stop the fight Naruto sensed a huge power, and caught a glimpse of a spaceship landing a short distance away. "Well, this should prove interesting if this person is an ally, but bad if they are an enemy."
The door to the ship opens to reveal a man in an orange fighting gi with a blue under shirt and blue boots also sporting blue wrist bands. Naruto recognizes said man as Goku from Krillin's appears in the middle of the battlefield stopping the carnage that was taking place. Naruto watches as he give Gohan and Krillin a bean and they get up as good as new, almost like they didn't just get their asses kicked. "Wow, that's nifty trick" Jeice says offhandedly.
Naruto is then surprised to watch Goku read Krillin's mind the same way he had earlier. "So I'm not the only one who can do it, huh" he smirks thinking that this guy might be stronger than him, and was itching to see him in action. After he reads Krillin's mind he tosses a bean to Vegeta despite the protests of Krillin and Gohan, saying it's a "thank you" for saving them from Guido. He then proceeds to face Recoome alone, again against the protest of Gohan and Krillin.
Watching Goku who he now learns is also Kakarott the Saiyan from Earth, Naruto is practically jumping up and down after seeing him take out Recoome in one blow. "So this is my cousin? I like the outfit and he seams strong. I'd really like to fight him and see how good he is." All the while fooling the scouters into believing he only had a power level of 1000. Seeing Recoome get taken out Naruto realizes he can finally stop masquerading as one of Frieza's henchman.
"Hey Burter, you think we should double team him?" asked Jeice turning around to look at Burter only to get a 'ki' blast to face sending him flying. Goku, Vegeta, Krillin, and Gohan look at the incident in surprise, never thinking that one of Frieza's Elite would turn on another.
Jeice then flies back towards Burter angry. "What the hell was that about Burter!" yells Jeice. "Ah ah ah, Not Burter" Naruto replies while stripping down to his boxers making sure to hang on to Frieza's diary. This freaked everyone out to say the least. "Name's Naruto" Naruto finishes as he drops the henge and hitting his the seal on his neck to release his cloths all at the same time. When the smoke cloud clears everyone is even more freaked out then before. Standing in front of them is no longer a huge blue alien, but a Saiyan of average height. At this point Jeice decides to take off knowing he couldn't take on all of them. The other four didn't even notice that he had left. They were too busy watching Naruto each with different thoughts.
For Goku it was "He has a tail? Could he be another Saiyan? Vegeta said that we were that last two Saiyans, and he looks even more surprised than me."
Vegeta's was "He looks a lot like Dimetro, one of my father's personal guards, could he been his son? That's not possible Dimetro only had one son and that was Bardock. He looks younger than Kakarott too."
Krillin's was "I knew there was something weird about him when rubbed my head. He smiled at me afterward but It didn't look mean at all. It kinda reminded me of Goku's smile."
Gohan's was "He has a tail like I use to. I wonder if we're related. He doesn't look evil at least, but better stay on my guard just in case."
Naruto confused on what do next, does what he normally does in these situations. Slaps on his goofy grin scratches the back of his head and says "Yo! What's up my three cousins and one bald guy?"
They were all so caught up in their thoughts that's they didn't notice Jeice returning with Captain Ginyu.