A/N: Srry my last chapter was so short, it was cuz i was just getting back into the beta reader mode. Oh n I am my own beta reader ;)
It didn't take log for the news bout Lance sinning to get around the church, he was so sinful that Hakurn had torn his poster of Lamps off the dorm room that he and Teito sharred..
No one even looked at Lance cause he was a sinner until tha day that he diced to get a baptism. Labradoodle performemd the batism and then err one was happy and then he got a spechal ladder in the mail that was from Hyuga.
"omfg don't even read it that wiccan was tha won that got you in this F**King mess to begin with! " lil nun girl #1 was going to tear the paper in 2 but Lance reT IT annd it said...
Deer Lande,
Tis me the sungluesses wearing hateful sinning lover of the bitch Ayanami who divorcin me cuz you couldn't' keep it in the wraps. I HATE U!
But I wood really like 2 talk 2 Teito so tell him to hmu and I HATE U OK no more snakin in my bed!
From Ur One nite stand...
Lance almost tore it up but let Teito read it with him again, "wtf" Frau was expelled by the letter, "this shit be hateful too hateful fo my son!" He threw it away but Teito was tryin to txt Hyuga and he grabbed the phone nand was "uur grounded!"
When he lefty Teito cussed even tho it was a sin "how da fuck will I know what that fuck wanted"
Teito then got a snakey idear and stole Hakuren's cell which was so sinful that mikkhIAIL wjhovever that is was excited and he texted Hyuga sayin its me come pick me up at burger king so they meet up.
"What do ya need " Teito felt so sinful from all the relgion.
Hyuuga was lookin at a pic of his honey boo boo Ayanamai who was not present cuz he was at work he works at cvs. "Teito Lance is prego but U c ant tell no one U cant OK"
Teito nodded but it was a lie he was a sinning,
"But Ayabananami gave me fourth chance don't ask bout thse otter chances but omk I nened U to termainated the bby cause It could destroy our marrage!"
Teito woulda said no but he could tell how importee this was to his aquarium. Hyuuga cared sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much for ever one of his hubbies and was married to Konatsu Haruse Kursiyuri and some ithers too.
"OK I will do it but I want the charfs dropped that U gays put on me!" Teito holla "I aint no baby killa and I never wood!"
Back at the chucrch of god and friendshap Labrador was playing in his bird house and he was got a chill down his spine, he knew somethang wasnt right.
Labradoor ran out into the mainest main church room where the other bishops were paryting. Castor was dinking but Frau was being holy sitting it out so Labradoo went straugght to ham. "Wheres Teito" He note the kids abstanance.
"HE GROUNDHOG!" FRAU WAS SO MAD
"Ya but if he grodnded would be at religijn patty" Labrador snitched the potato out.
They ran to Teito's dorm room and Hakuren was in there praying with Maikage who is a pink cat that he adopted, TEITO WASNT THERE.
"omfg" Frau fainted cuz he knew this was trouble and Labrador prpeapred a search warrant.
Tragedy was well on its way...
Ayanami had just got off work and was diving home when he passed Hyuga on the road in his volkswaken beetle, wtf was his hubbie bitch doin out he thought and stopped tha car and Hyuuga had to stop cause he would not hit his waifu with his car while it was prego and quackly thought up excuses but new he couldanot lie to the boss.
Ayanami come to his widow "Why U out of the house!" He scramed
to be explained