Demeter here and my little squirrels too! This chappie, some of Gohan's secrets get out. And guess who's all at the mall! Also, Gohan gets a little....scared as Chichi pulls out the secret weapon, and most of all, the cheese comes back, ( you know who I mean). So shut up and sit down, because I got you around my finger and my squirrels will attack you if you don't!

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" N-no....I, just don't want new clothes." Gohan crossed his arms and looked away from the two girls. Erasa wasn't paying attention to him, for she already started looking at a mini skirt she found, and Videl was glaring at him.

" We're buying you something before we leave here, like it or not."

" Is that a threat?"

" No...it's a fact. I don't make half-hearted promises."

The two stayed quiet for awhile...until Erasa showed up with her arms covered in bags.

" Come on guys! To the next store!" Erasa chirped.

~* TWO MORE CLOTHING STORES LATER~*

" KAMI!! HELP MEEE!!!" Gohan yelled as he sat down at a café table. " I don't deserve this!"

" Suck it up Son. It's just the mall." Videl sat down next to him and patted his back. He was about to say something when two screams were heard.

" GOHAN!!!!!"

Videl, Erasa, and Gohan turned to see four people about five feet away. Chichi and Bulma calmly walking toward them, two others were running like bats out of Hell.

One was wearing a black spaghetti-strap shirt and black pants that hugged her form a little. Her hair was a brilliant chestnut color, except for the two strands that framed her smiling face and the tips which swung to and fro past her waist line. They were a out standing black. She wore black pumps and ran in them quite well for someone of her height, which was barely past five feet. Her eyes were as the clear ocean, you know, the kind where you slump against a big palm tree and drink your cocoanut milk you spent all day trying to open without a sledge hammer.

The other was similar....yet different. She was at least one centimeter taller ( liked that helped her...) and had her strawberry blond hair in a braid.....which came to the back of her knees. A white button-up shirt covered her torso and grey baggy pants covered in thousands of pockets lay clam to her legs. She ran in a pair of white and blue Nikes ( which is a lot easier to run in than pumps). Her eyes were like a meadow of fresh green grass that could beckon even the busiest of men to sit for a minute and relax.

" GOHAN!!!!" They screamed again. This time, there was a third scream to accompany the running girls..

" KAMI!! NOOOOO!!!!" Gohan was tackled to the ground be the two.

" Gohan! We missed you sooo much that we bought you something!" The strawberry blond one yelled.

" Ummm....who, are you guys?" Videl asked them, she was feeling a tad....jealous? ~ jealous of what?! And why?!! it's just Gohan. ~

" I'm Artemis!" The chestnut chirped, " And this is Demeter! We're sisters and two of Gohan's closest friends!"

" Yeah! Speaking of which, why ya here Gohan-kun?" Demeter asked as she and Artemis got off of him. Gohan jumped up and brushed himself off.

" Shopping."

" When you're supposed to be working on those cars?! I didn't raise you like that, young man!" Chichi scolded as she and Bulma finally got to him.

" N-no wait a minute! It's not like that!" He had his hands waving in front of him as if they were a shield.

" Oh, really? Then WHY aren't you working on the cars?!" Chichi pulled out a brand new cast-iron frying pan. She lightly tapped it against her palm in a threatening fashion. Gohan's eyes were the size of saucers as he stared at the instrument of war and pain.

" We brought him here...Miss." Videl spoke up.

Chichi smiled at the young girl. " You sure know how to make an old lady blush. My name's Chichi, and I'm Gohan's mother."

" Chichi, we brought Gohan here against his will....it's our fault he's here." Videl stood and bowed as an apology. Chichi smiled at her and waved the matter away.

~* AT THE BACK OF THE HOT TOPIC STORE*~

" Alright Goku, listen well!" Baba warned and the man nodded. " You get to come back because you earned some credit for all the things you've done here. Now don't go acting like an idiot a get yourself killed because this won't happen again. Got it?"

" Relax Baba! I'll be fine!' Goku waved as he walked off deeper into the store. He came across the under garments section and spotted a black thong with lace on it. ~ That looks like what Chi wore for me on our honeymoon....so this is were she goes...I should tell Vegeta about this place, it might get Bulma to come here, and that means Chi will come here too!~ Goku thought as he smiled to himself.

" Now, I want something that'll get Vegeta's attention." Bulma whispered to Chichi.

" Do you need to get his attention?"

" Not really....but I get bored with the way I look."

Gohan, Videl, Demeter, Artemis, and Erasa were outside the store, waiting for the adults to come out.

" I wonder what they're buying to just leave us out here like this." Demeter sighed and crossed her arms.

" I bet they're buying-"

" Buying a surprise for us! A...surprise...." Gohan shot out before Erasa could finish her sentence.

" Really?! I like surprises! I hope it's a gag device because my old ones are BROKEN!!" Demeter shot a glare at Artemis, who glared back.

" Not my fault that I throw whatever scares me!"

As the two fought, Videl and Erasa leaned toward Gohan. Erasa didn't look happy with him....not at the least.

" What was that for?!"

" Demi's a little...young, if you know what I mean." He rubbed the back of his neck and sweat dropped. The girls just nodded.

~* WITH THE ADULTS ~*

" Here it is! The back of the store, which I personally call, 'sexy clothing outlet'." Chichi smiled as she remembered her third honeymoon....

*~ FLASHBACK OF THAT NIGHT~*

" Goku..." Chichi stared at him with puppy dog eyes.

" Y-yes?" ~ Great, the ' Goku I want something' look... All the years I've been with her and I still can't say 'no' to that look.~

" I want another honeymoon..." she nibbled on his ear as Goku smiled.

~ I can deal with that....I like honeymoons....it's like Goku Time!~ " Sure..."

" Great! I have the cruise tickets right here and our luggage is packed!" Chichi giggled as she ran to their room. Goku stood there for a moment before her words kicked in.

" HEY!!!"

~* A LITTLE LATER~*

" MOMMY!!! PLEASE DON'T SEND ME TO THE WITCHES!!!! I'LL BE GOOD!!" A ten year-old Gohan begged.

" Sorry Gohan, but Bulma's out for a week and Grandpa is a busy king...no matter what he says. So there really isn't any other place to stay." Chichi sighed as she hugged him good bye as Goku pried his small son from his legs.

" Piccolo can watch me, or Master Roshi at the very least! Just not the WITCHES!!"

" I don't trust Piccolo, and I'll be damned if I send you to that perverted old......BAHHH! No! Witches it is. Plus, Baba is a kind person."

" .....It's not Baba I'm worried about....it's....THEM..."

Goku laughed." They're not that bad."

".....Did they tie you to their ceiling fan...and turn it on at full power?"

" Is that why you were sick?"

*~ END OF FLASHBACK*~

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