A/N: Told you the new chapter would be up soon! This is by Super Reader, and I hope it's alright. Thanks so much for all the reviews in the last chapter. We really appreciate it. This is number 14 of the list.

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Number 14

If you were paying attention to the hallways of the giant T Tower, you'd notice that it was strangely quiet. No one noticed how much the green changeling contributed to noise, since he started spending much of his time locked in his room, hiding from a still fuming Raven, and a shaken up Robin.

Beast Boy smirked, while sitting at his desk. The desk had become an important part of his life now. What with writing The List on it and all. Beast Boy was even thinking about naming it. So far he had been leaning towards Sheila.

Anyway.

Beast tapped his fingers along the edge of the slightly crumpled paper. He had decided to do a different type of prank. After all stealing Raven's books was painfully obvious, and even with his brilliant acting skills, he couldn't act like he had nothing to do with another similar prank to Robin's without arising suspicion.

His gloved finger traced down the page. What exactly was he looking for? Who should he prank? No one had exactly been mean to him.

He scratched his chin thoughtfully. With a sigh, he shut his eyes tight, and jabbed his finger on the middle of the page.

He opened his eyes and grinned. It was perfect.

If any of the Titans had been passing the green teen's room at that particular time, they would have heard loud, maniacal laughter echoing from the messy interior. Unfortunately for the Titans (because this would have surely put them on guard) only Silkie was passing by, and all the larvae did was give a tiny squeak and hurry past the door.

"Friend Robin?" Starfire asked cautiously, peering over the masked boy's shoulder.

He answered with a grunt.

"The others and I have been wondering if you're willing to stop staring at the…creatures yet."

She glanced at the cardboard figures leaning on the end of Robin's bed and flinched.

"Do you think it was Beast Boy?" Robin asked suddenly, ignoring her question. He knew he didn't need to explain what 'it' was.

Starfire bit her lip. To be honest, she did think the culprit was Beast Boy (and who didn't after the porno magazine prank?) but it was going against her principals to bad-mouth one of her friends. Plus, a nasty little voice said in her head, if it got back to Beast Boy then you might be next.

"Well?"

"Honestly, I think that it could have been anyone," the alien said carefully, "after all, many people do not like us. And after all, isn't it the Day of Fool's in a few days?"

Robin didn't say anything.

The Tamerianian sighed. "I hope you feel better soon."

And she left.

"Hey Cyborg?" Beast Boy said cheerfully, all maniacal laughter completely gone.

The older boy looked at Beast Boy to show he was listening.

"Can I borrow the molecular shredder?"

Cyborg looked surprised that the green boy even knew what a molecular shredder was (who wouldn't? It's Beast Boy) but silently handed him the gadget that Beast Boy thought looked like a giant one-eyed butterfly.

"Thanks."

And he skipped out.

If it had been a cartoon, Cyborg would have had little question marks above his head. With a sigh the half robot continued with his work.

"Raa-ven!" Beast Boy hollered, pounding on the mystic's door as he had been for the last 14 (now 15) minutes. He knew it was risky to go near the girl after the event yesterday but it couldn't be helped. This prank required her.

Think King of an alternate dimension…think King of an alternate dimension.

Beast Boy nearly jumped out of his skin, left it there and high tailed it to his bedroom when Raven suddenly slammed her door open. He caught himself right in time. Though Raven's expression almost scared him as much.

"What?" She hissed, through gritted teeth. It was obvious she was trying very hard not to kill him.

Beast Boy planted a sunny smile on his face.

"Can I borrow that creepy mirror with horns on it?"

Raven looked even more enraged than a second ago…oh wait. No…that was a completely astounded and 'are-you-a-complete-idiot?' look.

Beast Boy batted his eyelashes sweetly. His answer was a slammed door.

"A simple no, would have worked," he grumbled, as he left the hallway.

"The what?" Robin asked, from his own desk.

Beast Boy briefly wondered if he had named it.

"One of the sonic grenades from your utility belt," he said cheerfully.

Hopefully Robin's reaction would be better than Raven's.

Robin (after looking rightly shocked) shrugged and started pulling one from his belt (probably theorizing that Cyborg needed it).

"What do you need it for?" He asked, holding it out.

Beast Boy shrugged. "Oh you know, saving bad guys, killing people, the usual," he said aloofly.

With that he grabbed the grenade and left the room, shoulders lightly shaking at Robin's horrified and dumbfounded expression.

"Wha…Beast Boy…Beast Boy, wait!" Robin called as his door shut.

He flipped open his communicator.

"Cyborg? We've got a little bit of a problem." He said gravely.

Cyborg looked worried.

"Beast Boy's officially insane!" Robin howled. "And I just gave him a sonic grenade!"

Cyborg looked wary. After all, howling Robins are not a daily occurrence. Howling dogs, maybe, but not howling Robins.

The day wore on in that manor. Beast Boy skipping up to one of the three Titans and asking to borrow another element of eminent destruction. Usually he got a big 'NO' shouted in his face, but sometimes, when asking to borrow something not so valuable he got it. Usually shoved in the face, in Raven's case.

"Can I borrow a sock?" Beast Boy said gravely, standing at Raven's door.

A facial tic, which Beast Boy had noticed on the fourth tip, twitched on Raven's pale face.

"I don't wear socks," she ground out, gesturing towards her boots.

"Really? You seem one of those toe socks person." Beast Boy looked at her feet, imagining bright, striped toe socks on her feet.

Raven didn't answer. What do you answer to that anyway?

"A boot then?" Beast Boy asked finally. "Either will do."

Raven growled, took off her left boot and threw it at the green boy.

"Thanks!" He said, picking it up from the floor, where it had fallen after bouncing off his chest.

Raven sighed tiredly. "Why do you need all this stuff anyway?"

Beast Boy raised an eyebrow in a supposed mysterious manor, but it really just threw off his facial alignment.

"It's all part of my master plan to help all of the villains of Jump City and kill off a few hundred people." He put a finger to his lips and winked. "Don't tell a soul….though you can tell your teddy bear if you want. Toodles!"

Beast Boy turned on his heel and walked away from the wide-eyed young woman. From the corner of his eyes, he saw her fumbling with a communicator. He held his breath until he turned a corner, not trusting himself not to burst into laughter, and then fell to the ground in hysterical mirth.

Her expression is the funniest thing I've ever seen! Along with Robin's voice when he called me and the others to the 'monsters' last night. Priceless!

Shaking the entire way, he stumbled his way to his bedroom, not aware that Raven was hysterically telling Robin what had just happened.

The green teen tumbled into his bed, after throwing Raven's boot into a pile of random borrowed stuff, without brushing his teeth or undressing. Pranking people really took it out of him. Plus he hadn't had a very good night of sleep last night.

"'Night, Sheila," he mumbled, before drifting off.

Beast Boy was awakened once again. He couldn't make out anything at first, in his sleepy and annoyed state, but soon it became clear. The Titans were pounding on his door.

"Come on, Beast Boy! We can talk this out! I'm sure a psychologist will help your need to help villains and kill people! Just open the door!" Robin's voice was slightly hysterical.

"Yeah! If you open the door now, I just might not send you to another dimension."

Cyborg's voice sounded next.

"BB, your not messing with the molecular shredder, are you? If you are, leave the blue wire alone! Just don't touch it!"

Laughing once more, Beast Boy pulled the covers over his head, letting the shouts roll over his head as he drifted off once more.

A/N: Soooo...worth continuing? Think we should add more stories to this? Don't forget you can say which of BB's list you'd most like to see in a story by reviewing.