Zero: Kaname…you're not going to like this

Kaname: …What Kiryu?...

Zero: I got your girlfriend! *holding Yuki* suck it Kuran!
Kaname:…She's also my sister I fucked….

Yuki:….

Zero: Truth hurts doesn't it Yuki. Good job sir fucks a lot I think you broke her

Yuki: …..

Kaname: you're going to hell now…

Zero: oh but I already am, so if anyone says "go to hell!" come right here! And these our hell mates!

Kaname: I will bite you…

Zero: I'm so scared! *is sarcastic*

Kaname:….*bites Zero's neck*

Zero: this hurts…A lot…*Drops Yuki*

Hanabusa: *runs into the scene and catches Yuki and picks her up*

Kaname: *Slowly walks up to Hanabusa and kicks him in the balls and slaps his face*

Zero: you fight like a bitch Kuran!

Hanabusa: *Drops Yuki*

Kanama: *grabs Yuki and walks away*

Next day,

Yuki: ….

Zero: did he fuck you again?

Yuki: *slowly nods*

Zero: *slowly walks to kaname*

A few minutes later,

Zero: what did you do to Yuki?

Kaname: a little this, a little that and a little of this…you know…the dirty deed…
Zero: I'm so shocked!

Kaname: why?

Zero: Because I can't believe someone fuck you twice

Kaname: 3…

Zero: 0_0