A/N: WooHoo! Two updates (and possibly more) in one day! Oh, and this chapter was requested so yay! I'm pleasing all of those reviewers who begged for a quick update and jesusvaldiva1992, who wanted Athena to write a story.
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters, but the plot is mine so please don't steal it!
Athena's Story
I looked at my watch and sighed. I still had 55 minutes before I had to be at the throne room. I guess I can write a story... I went to Doc Manger and began to type.
The Truth About The Gods Of Olypmus
The Pathetic God
Zeus thinks that he is all powerful and mighty, but he really isn't. Hera has more power than Zeus because he does anything she says because he is scared of her. Can you imagine a god that's scared of his wife? Pathetic.
The Immortal Seaweed Brain
Poseidon is the dumbest god of all. He should be thrown off of Olympus for his stupidity! And he thinks that he's cooler and awesomer than Athena! As if! And his son, Percy Jackson, has no brains at all (it must be hereditary). It's no wonder Annabeth calls him Seaweed Brain.
A Cruel & Unusual Punishment
Hades sews the souls of really really really bad mortals to his underpants. That is a cruel and unusual punishment.
Goddess of... Cows?
Hera is a jerk. She sent cows after Annabeth just because Annabeth was disrespectful! And believe me, if you've met Hera, you can see why Annabeth disrespected her. And Hera is too controlling over Zeus. He is the King of The Gods after all, let him have his power!
A/N: I will do the rest tomorrow. I'm really tired and this is my third time rewriting this chapter (it didn't save twice). I just can't write anymore. *insert yawn here* But before I fall into bed, here's what the next chapter will include:
Aphrodite The Air-Head
The Serious Uglies
The Wimp
Totally Not Awesome
An Animal Activist's Worst Nightmare
Standards? What Standards?
OCD - Obsessive Cereal Disorder
The Best Of The Best
*yawn* Nighty night!
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