Misunderstood (The Stench of Heartbreak)
Final Session: The Comedy Wars
Part I: The Hand That Feeds The Rich Bastard
[Saturday / Acme Acres / 6:00am]
Ah, sweet relief. Morning time has arrived in Acme Acres on a very bright note, and let me tell you something, it was indeed needed for many reasons, which I will take it a notch to one: continuous rain. A couple of days had Acme Acres drenched from head to toe and the rain wasn't going to subside, even though it stopped to rest a little. But now that the rain had finally decided to stop, Acme Acres can be at peace with love, tranquility, and harmony. (Record Scratch) Ugh, not exactly, though. There were some terrible times since the past two days. This was mainly about Fifi La Fume's dire emotions and her being a wreck since the spanking incident at Acme Looniversity by Johnny Pew, Perfecto Prep's Great Master of the Brotherhood of Deceit. Again, Acme Looniversity had their hopes to bring the Warner Award into their award case but was taken away when Johnny and Montana landed on the representatives and quickly stole the award, accomplishing two missions in one day. If that wasn't enough, he managed to get Magis Plucky Duck to successfully break out Daffy Duck and the disgraced professor Lola Bunny out of the San Jose Penitentiary to make Fifi's life even miserable. Daffy, who was serving a 25-year-sentence for embezzlement, and Lola, who was serving five for her part in punching the judge's daughter, are now housed within the confines of the Brotherhood of Deceit; well, scratch that, Daffy's the only one. Lola was given a separate room because she can't stand Daffy Duck, let alone, attract him. Even so, this was during the time Fifi La Fume was at her period of sadness and depravity after getting spanked in public by Johnny Pew, but was able to talk to what Buster Bunny describes as a person who can answer a question that is ridiculously out of sight: Miss Mam'selle Hepzibah. She managed to do so by calmly talking to Hepzibah about her current situation with her attraction towards Pepé Le Pew, the Mastermind of Enigmatic Romance Acting. She was having a hard time trying to think whether or not Pepé will return the feelings for her since he is holding back, ever since the incident between him and Penelope Pussycat, who defected to be with a member of Perfecto Prep, who happened to be Johnny Pew, and worse of all, giving her the Clap. That alone startled Pepé when he was confronted by Bimbette, the housemaid of Pepé, who was mentioned many times without name. Bimbette, who was only working to sustain her finances, did told Pepé about her situation, the fiasco during the summertime, and noting that she is Fifi's rival, let alone rival of beauty and attraction. Pepé tried to calm her down, but Bimbette backed away, feeling that he didn't understand her emotions. But that lead to bigger problems, causing her to leave without resonating why she won't speak more about her bad run that ruined her career as a Pin-Up. But that didn't stopped Fifi, who did not see Bimbette inside Pepé's estate, as she managed to use Bimbette's Maiden Outfit she wore as a maid to finally make a move to flutter Pepé's heart. Although a slow start for Fifi, it managed to work much better when an accidental pop on Pepé's head by way of quickly popping the cork out of Pepé's favorite wine, Perringer D'Provence, led to the bottle getting smack out of Fifi's hands, and into a pot of White Chocolate Fondue, which in turn, made Fifi's dessert exotic and flavorful from the citrus flavor of the wine. Pepé, who's a chocolate guy, and knowing that this is like a scenery from his solo project, finally settled down with Fifi, taking a snacking or two with the fondue, but the mood elevated to what would be Fifi's growing moment. Yes, folks, Fifi and Pepé "connected" each other in a moment of sexual romance, which at first Pepé was not willing to surrender to Fifi's pleas, but he finally gave in, which lead to him taking control, causing Fifi to scream in passion and ecstasy, which made her wanting for more. The session lasted more than a half hour, resulting in Fifi's stage to a woman, and with Pepé, who produced one hell of an orgasm, mind the word, he finally got out of his comfort zone and went from being shy to being like a man of his word. Even so, despite all that, they are still not out of the Danger Zone...just yet. Morning time approached inside Babs' home and Bimbette, who was the second focus from last time's story, was waking up, trying to not remember everything that was considered awful in her life. But, she's still feeling stung by not letting herself get help with Pepé since Pepé's no heartbreaker. Telling him everything from her career being ruined by a false propaganda and video tape and knowing about the fate of Penelope Pussycat made her a complete wreck. From there, she might want to get some help, especially talking to Hepzibah to get her back to her own happy self. Getting dressed after her shower, Babs, who was seeing Bimbette shaking herself off from the bad night, said to himself:
"Poor Bimbette. I know how hard it feels not to listen to Pepé Le Pew's plea to help her. Her wits got the best of her. Guessing by her body language that she wants to move out of Pepé's estate, allowing him to bring Fifi home with him. And yet...and yet I wonder...if she's going to... (Phone ringing) huh. A phone call at a time like this? (Picks up the phone) Babs Bunny speaking."
"Hon," said Buster on the phone. "Buster speaking. I just want to let you know that I spoke to Fifi La Fume hours ago, and she said that she is finally moving out of her derelict corvette home to Pepé's estate. I've got a feeling that the night did pay off for those two. However, I am still a little concern about Bimbette. I know she's been cleaning Pepé's estate just to take of her finances, but is there any way she can even make more money? The only option for her is to go see Hepzibah and maybe she can find a way to open up an office for helping with troubled emotions and relationships."
"An Office?" she began. "Hepzibah? Hmm. You know, at first, it would be an unusual idea, but I think it could be a terrific idea. Bimbette is still feeling a little fraught because of Pepé Le Pew, but sometimes it is difficult for someone to break the barrier of a terrible past of losing a valuable job because of being lured into a trap. I can help Bimbette out and see if we can make a cohesive team so she can be start out with a new life, new career, or maybe a combination of both. I just want her to be happy again, maybe getting back to a career she loves...if there's a part of me where we can extract Johnny Pew's lies and get him to tell the truth."
Bimbette, knowing for sure that she is being sided with a person who will do something to make her feel better, shed a little tear, but she shed it as a sign that she was indeed loved, and what she did last time was a little too extreme, not being able to get help. From there, she got up and slowly approached to Babs, even though she was finishing up a conversation with Buster, but she quickly ended it and told him to meet her at Chickenscratch for breakfast later on. When she hung up, she saw Bimbette, with her face wet with sparkling tears of joy, and heard her say this:
"Babs...may I go ahead and take you guys out for breakfast down over there at Chicken's? I want...to go ahead and repay you for... (choking up) for..."
Babs quickly gave a smile towards Bimbette as she gave her a bath towel and said:
"Don't say anymore, Bimbette. I know what you're going to say. But buying breakfast for us is something to consider with you hoping to work with Miss Mam'selle Hepzibah. Maybe you should visit her someday. She could use some help."
"I will," said Bimbette as she finally felt a little happier and frolic herself to the bathroom to get cleaned up for breakfast. Babs never felt this good to help someone get back on track, and now, it sets up some fresh air for a troubled but beautiful pink skunk who really wants to get back to her own happy self, that is, if Babs would allow her to keep her "naughty stash" when she begins to move in. Even so, it's none of her business and it's best not to get involve with Bimbette's solo-sexual personal life.
[Montana Max's Mansion / 6:16am]
However, things are getting closer to being completely rocky. Inside Montana Max's Mansion, there, down in the deep, dark basement, is a large room full of television screens, each labeled for a country of origin, time clocks from around the world, not to mention expensive television gear and scenery, which for once I had a feeling Montana Max was airing his cable television channel solely for rich and spoiled-rotten bastards, especially bullies and perverts. KMAX, possibly known as Kiss My Ass Exactly, exactly mentioned with an X. Although Max has yet to produce his original programming, he's setting sights on his plan to ruin Pepé and Fifi all together, and it starts with that videotape they produced when Pepé and Fifi were having sex. Now, be warned, as he is doing the Daily Nasty, which is mostly the news of the world, this bastard is not to be trusted towards people of different origins. To put it in normal terms, a racist. He said this in his news roundup:
"Now, in other news, it looks like to me that White Trash you called Fried Chicken has been getting some rave reviews in conjunction of Chickenscratch, which was opened two weeks ago that is an offshoot to the Gay Basher's fattening fast food restaurant, which to me a bunch of Chinks, Chongs, and Bluegums would go there and stuffed them silly with greasy fried foods. Heh. That's far worse to those Abbos who are living in that bogged-filled dry land you called Australia. I don't know why my friends down there are living in such a shite-hole, same to the stiff-ass brits down there. You better get the gringos down here to the USA, because they can be paid serious bucks for choking chicken in that new store over there, which I don't give a fuck's chuck! Well, anyway, that's today's Daily Nasty for the week. In about seven hours from now, watch for the first time on TV, unedited, and without commercials, a voyeur tape of two skunks, skunking their own skunkin' selfs. Be there, or GO FUCK YOURSELF! (Calmly) goodbye."
"Damn, dude," said Johnny as he is combing his hair to keep his hair straight. "That was some serious mouthing you got there to bash those fuckers big time."
"You're damn right about that," said Montana Max. "I mean come on, a bunch of assholes trying to get a taste of "chicken" that is fried in that jackass's "oils" to produce scrumptious chicken? Besides, him being in the south, that cock's got no class for being a goddamn redneck. Pathetic. By the by, how's the production coming?"
"Your boy Plucky sure knows how to make a high-definition movie all on a CD," said Johnny. "His editing is off the charts. He left intact the whole graphic penetration from the bottom up. But also, for an added incentive, he did a secret scene involving our next target: Miss Mam'selle Hepzibah."
"Hepzibah?" said Max. "What makes you say that that's our next target, Johnny? I've got no time to mess around with a bunch of MILFs."
"MILFs?" questioned Johnny, then responded:
"Montana, Hepzibah is not a MILF. If she was one, then could you explain to me why she still looks like a very young lady to this day? She's like Fifi La Fume, beautiful, elegant, and a virgin. But Hepzibah has a naughty side to herself, and I'm trying my best to expose it. I really want to videotape myself of fucking Hepzibah to the point she gives up. And I know where we can go and do that. I just read reports that Elmyra's home was destroyed by her inept ways to feed her animals. The Death Sauce she used was mixed with water, but it was after the wolves knocked it out of her hands and went into the toilet. Right now, the little bitch is homeless, unless she got somewhere to live until her home is rebuilt."
"If we trash the shit out of that whore's girly-girl stuff, then count me in," said Montana Max. "We'll trash the whole place and create a room where Hepzibah will show no mercy once I try to get my large dick into her ass."
"Make that two, Max," said Johnny. "And make sure she gets the Clap."
Max and Johnny both shook hands in agreement and dispersed for a while until preparing to air that sex footage in hopes to ruin both Pepé and Fifi's career.
[Chickenscratch / 7:30am]
It was half past seven in the morning as Babs, Buster, and Bimbette were enjoying their breakfast together at Chickenscratch before entering the weekend daily routines. Well, not quite, because Buster and Babs are getting ready for graduation and didn't need to study for their finals. They've received exemptions due to their high grades. As they were about to end their breakfast with a couple of Danishes, Bimbette, without warning, spotted Miss Mam'selle Hepzibah at the Hatcher's Table, or dining-style stools, enjoying a warm cup of tea with Gruyere Cheese and Crackers, but very silent. Bimbette was beginning to realize that Hepzibah's body language was tense. Well, for some folks, her body language, when not shown, is mostly loneliness and sadness. To her, it's because she is still thinking about that dreaded day when Zorra Pictures went to support Daffy's EXPERT Act that ended up failing after he was sent to jail, leaving her in the dust. Bimbette, feeling for Hepzibah's loneliness, decided to do something to benefit her life and for herself. She quickly put sixty dollars for the payment of the food and began trekking towards Miss Hepzibah so she can talk to her. However, not aware of her presence, Johnny Pew, covering his body, especially his blue tail, in black leather pants, with his hair downed to look like a surfer, decided to get a bite to eat, but also to look at the movements from Hepzibah, and to his surprise, his ex that he screwed off of her career, Bimbette. Luckily for Johnny, he had a small camera in his vest pocket to hear the conversation with the two girls. While the conversation was starting, Babs turned around to see Bimbette out of the table, but noticed a payment of sixty dollars, including tip, which then began to realize that Bimbette might've spotted Hepzibah around Chickenscratch all along. Babs was right on the money that Bimbette was planning to do this all along to forget about her past problems and recent bawling about not understanding Pepé's concerns. Leaning over, Babs said to Buster:
"Buster, hon, I think the plan worked without a hitch. Take a look. Bimbette never hesitated to meet with Hepzibah and it seems that they're having a very good chat, mind you."
"Wow," Buster replied. "And to think that she would have those tempered reactions. It's no mistake that Hepzibah's soft charm and patience has lured Bimbette towards her recovery. You know, from my vantage point, Babs..."
However, Babs slapped and covered Buster's mouth, quietly telling him:
"Don't you dare think about that, Buster, otherwise a cactus squash is going in your tail-hole! Mind that!"
Buster needs to mind himself that even though he is a good friend, he must not dare think that Bimbette and Hepzibah might be "the perfect team," note the quotes. For the professors and pupils at Acme Looniversity, there is an ethic rule of comedy and it is simply this: No Labels. As Babs and Buster left to get the payment taken care of, while at that time, Plucky Duck, who eventually was taking a massive crap, was overhearing what Hepzibah and Bimbette was saying. Yet, we don't know what they're talking about. Fortunately, Johnny's got a small camera for Plucky to hear the conversation. As Plucky exited the bathroom, Johnny, seeing that Plucky has exited the bathroom, and noticed a very foul smell, got enough information that he heard and got his food, which was take-out, paid up, and trekked out of the restaurant unscathed. While they left, Hepzibah said to Bimbette while finishing her drink:
"So, Madame Bimbette, by from what yous said with your personals and your wrought of damages that lost your best career and such, to moi, I wouldn't mind getting some help by opening up a office for personal problems and love life. You and I, we could actually make money together in helping the poor saps with expert advice and remedies to continue their love thriving into the wind. Maybe I need to loosen up a bit somehow."
"No need to loosen up, Miss Hepzibah," said Bimbette with a smile. "At least you'll get a chance to get back into the papers in hopes to see you become popular. You'll be fine, Hepzibah."
With no hesitation, both the French and Pink skunks decided to come up with their ideas by walking together as a team back to Hepzibah's home. Babs knew quickly that things were going to work out for the best.
[Three Hours Later...]
10 o'clock has passed at Acme Acres and all of the paparazzo, television cameras, and journalists were preparing to hear the upcoming decision revolving Pepé Le Pew returning to movies. As what heard last two sessions ago that four possible movies, remakes to be exact, could bring Pepé Le Pew back to stardom. However, Pepé has a major decision to take. Inside his suite, seeing the people surrounding his entranceway was making Pepé grimace in horror. He hasn't been in the public eye since Penelope's defection, but ever since his romantic entourage with Fifi La Fume, he's afraid to bring Fifi to the spotlight. He's afraid that bringing his loving student would castigate him out of the spotlight for good and a possible reassessment of the EXPERT Act. He's trying not to go too fast. On the other hand, Fifi, who was drying up her body and putting on her cherished pink bow on her head, noticed Pepé staring down at the window, thinking of whether or not to pursue into films once again. He said to Fifi:
"So much of the damn paparazzo and journalist, I cannot think of a straight mind and being in a bunch of movies that ups the R-rating to tenfold, I got a bad feeling that this is not right."
"I agree," said Fifi, "this is not right and it could be a quick downfall from you trying to get into those movies that I read about being closer to X-rated. (sighs) if only we could produce a version of our little romance, only alter the story of being an accidental love story."
"Oeil pour Oeil," said Pepé, then it hits him in the head. He continued:
"I think I remember now. We were supposed to begin practicing your master test of you becoming the successor of moi. I had a script ready for you when needed to practice in my desk at the looniversity, yet, I don't know if a copy I have is here or near. That script had very similar things happened during our little entourage, but the sex was minus. Avoided I had to otherwise I be labeled as a pute d'perver. But, it was actually wise enough, despite some adult situations, which you know should be now that you're an adult, making decisions for yourself."
"I think I remember you telling me that you wanted to do a duet act with me as for everyone and being tested for being the MERA successor, ma cherie," said Fifi. "In fact... (took out something from her tote bag) I remember during the scuffle when Perfecto infiltrated our school and took our award away when Hamton beat the senseless crap out of Montana and Johnny, but landed on the representatives as well, I think this booklet must've been taken out of someone's desk and trying to rewrite the script. I think it must be yours, Monsieur Pepé."
Pepé, in shock that his script was taken out of his office desk, yet was salvaged by Fifi La Fume, said to Fifi:
"Fifi. I...I just...don't get it all. Did you..."
"I read everything about the storyline to its details of the acting," said Fifi, "which all this is my favorite: Method Acting. To me, all of this work you did, even trying your hardest to make it errorless, was flawless. Hopefully, Pepé, when you make your decision on your movie career...if you want to practice with me, together as one, and someday perform it with all of our classmates, and hopefully get myself judged to become the successor, then I am ready to take that chance. Besides, Pepé, I can wait if you're still too afraid."
"Afraid?" questioned Pepé. "Afraid? Moi? Heh. Like it's bullshit for moi to be afraid. I'll for you prove it."
Pepé wasted no time into proving to Fifi that being afraid is nothing but pure bullshit. Even so, Fifi is a little weary about Pepé's quick brash response coming up with the reporters and such. Pepé, who was continuing to collect his mind and prepare for his statement, slowly walked downstairs, opened the door, and faced his crowd, who has been anxiously waiting to render his decision. Without asking the crowd to be quiet, he held his hand up to calm the crowd down and began his statement. Lola, on the other hand...
"Great Master, the speech is about to begin. I have a good feeling he's going to talk about his lover."
"Hah!" shouted Johnny on phone. "Some cack he is, the ol' Frenchie Douchebag. Alright, Lola, roll that camera and standby for an update when needed."
"Mesdames and Messieurs," began Pepé, "I would like to thank you personally to come by and listen to my decision importante...which is of course to decide whether I should begin coming back to movies and into stardom. I know how feel is I when yous all wanted to see me trying to dig all that crap that I was buried over when Penelope Pussycat made a such pussy out of herself and clapped her way towards the whore of all whores named Perfecto. Alors... the decision is made and I'm going to say it right now. Last Tango in Paris? Lolita? Romeo and Juliet? Seriously. Yous people are a bunch of perverts?"
The crowd was shocked because of Pepé's reaction to the upcoming remakes, then Pepé quickly said:
"People, yous gone mad or what?! I cannot handle such garbage that has such to do with l'amour. It isn't right. In exception of the classic, Lolita and Last Tango...seriously, who wants to have one actor portraying a CarPop? Sorry, folks, but if you want someone to do such a thing, count me out! The answer is No! No, no, no, no! End of discussion."
Pepé immediately went back inside his estate, slamming the door hard. The crowd including the television hosts of Entertoonment Tonight was baffled on the spot. The conversation lasted a mere two minutes, and it did not sit Lola Bunny well. She phoned the Great Master and said:
"Great Master, bad news. The conversation lasted only two minutes and nothing more."
"WHAT?!" shouted Johnny on phone. "That's ridiculous! I was hoping to hear him rambling about his sexual night with his slut Fifi La Fume!"
"Well," she began, "the only thing I heard was that he didn't want to portray as a CarPop because of the film Lolita, which had an actor portraying as a pedophile."
"Wait a minute!" said Johnny. "I got it! If you got at least the part where he said that he didn't want to be portrayed like what you said, hurry up to the Great Hall so Plucky can edit the part before he airs the sex show on KMAX."
"Like you better pay me for all this dumb shit, you know," said Lola selfishly, "otherwise no member of the Brotherhood will leave until they run out of their White Russian from their Kremlins."
"I'll arrange that," Johnny said. "Now get going!"
Lola abided with Johnny's orders and quickly, but quietly headed to her car to drive back to Perfecto Prep to finish the video before airing it. That is, unless you're an eavesdropper. Tweety and Sweetie, knowing about Johnny's intentions of ruining Fifi and Pepé's lives, decided to inform, instead of their friends, but a displaced Elmyra Duff, who was working as a maid at Granny's Animalium, a sanctuary for displaced pets destined for homelessness or death, a much tabooed word in the world of comedy. This was the Pies' chance to inform Elmyra because they know during the days when Johnny was trapped in Elmyra's death grip. However, they were being tracked. How they were being tracked? Simple. The Viper Regni, recovering after receiving a record 320 shots to keep him healthy after being slopped in excrement and Epsom salt, infiltrated inside a local apartment complex to watch Pepé's decision but also trying to find the two birds so he can silence them for sure. Roderick is planning to kill them, and that ain't good.
[11:00am]
As lunchtime was passing by, just an hour away, at Cherrywood Drive, Hepzibah was introducing Bimbette to her little tree home to get her acquainted with the living quarters and office that she will be working. Even though this place can only accommodate two rooms, which Hepzibah has yet to touch since it's a spare for visitors, it would be perfect enough for Bimbette to live peacefully and quietly, knowing for sure she has found her inner sanctum to live and work with Hepzibah. However, Hepzibah was weary of her name. She was questioning in her mind of why she got such a name, yet noting that she doesn't want to be completely rude. But, for Hepzibah, she got curious. Soon enough, Bimbette, who managed to see her small but much comfortable private room, including a very clean but untouched bathroom combo, decided to get situated, even though she doesn't have much to unpack. She technically forgot to get all of her stuff, including her "toys" to bring at Hepzibah's home. However...
[Telephone ringing]
"Bonjour," said Hepzibah in French. "Pepé? Oh, mon Dieu. THE Pepé Le Pew? How me being silly. Hows could be of help to you?"
Pepé," said Bimbette silently. But then heard Hepzibah saying this:
"Oui? Yous sending Bimbette's clothing, toiletries, and some "boxes," no? To 7 Cherrywood Drive. Oui, that's correct, Monsieur. Okay, I'll be glad to tell her. Nots to worry, Monsieur Le Pew. Have a blessed day. Au Revoir."
Bimbette was relieved that Hepzibah was being very ladylike and not getting excited to hear Pepé's voice, let alone asking if Bimbette is okay. Hepzibah was never aware of Bimbette's tantrum when she first saw Fifi for the first time. She has got a reprieve...for now. As for Hepzibah, as she was beginning to make Sweet Louisiana Tea, the A/C blew out, causing her to sweat. Hepzibah, however, doesn't like sweat on her body. That could cause her to have a splitting headache. Bimbette, on the other hand, couldn't feel any heat coming from her room. The years of keeping it clean and fresh made it cooler for her to relax during the time being. Even so, you run into hooligans trying to make Hepzibah feeling bad, and that's where your response is just. Lola quietly blew out the A/C by actually stuffing it with Lil Beeper's tail feathers, which also had Lil Beeper there as well. Beeper's beak was in damage mode. He got his beak shoved into his ass, like what happened with Plucky Duck last time, not allowing Lil Beeper to beep for help. For The Brotherhood of Deceit, it's only a matter of time to raid the compound and do damage control against Fifi and Pepé.
[Babs' Home [Outside] / 11:15am]
It was mostly peaceful outisde of Babs' home as the hole entrance was block, presumably due to the fact Babs and Buster were having a private moment, and boy they sure know how to be rumbling rabbits, pun intended. Buster was getting the bar end of his rumbling wand being delicately suckled by Babs, who was being a Jessica Rabbit girl at the time being. However, again, the Brotherhood were coming up with a plan to make the rabbits lose trust over their Valedictorian friend Fifi La Fume. MT Frederick Mallard, no relation to Margo Mallard, was hearing Buster moaning hard, knowing for sure that he was getting oral by his girlfriend, so he noticed a small satellite close to the mailbox which was Johnny's intended target. He's trying to get every satellite rigged to switch to KMAX TV in order to air their sex video involving Fifi and Pepé. Frederick, a master technician, marked with his MT moniker, noticed a small crack from the satellite. Without hesitation, he quickly inserted a Foul Chip, which was a microchip destined to switch normal channels at a given time to switch to KMAX TV. However, as for the BOD, Frederick decided to put a hidden package of what they called "Rubbers" near the doorway. But, again, it's nasty. But even nasty was the fact that he actually hacked into Babs' Ja! Ja! Ja! account to buy, you guessed it, rubbers. Babs and Buster have yet to push towards sexual intercourse, so Babs bought a special brand that would last them all through the night. Could you say six hours? But for Frederick, he replaced the rubbers in order to come up with a news report to ruin Pepé's image. He quickly placed the note on the box and hightailed it out of here. Soon, the door opened up, and Babs, after finishing up her session with Buster, found the package from her doorway with a note on it. She read the note and...hmm. Babs, who may be smart in her studies, is not too keen on languages. But this one was odd. It read this:
Paecog Dadu Duppa, fug vo wohoteep eitewotapegt eqpegtpipi vig jaemipi bevixiveu hroo ap upmnoyp itowr, ye jaxe fope vig upvipmadne apf feekef vo ra' vig vovan oh 'qut raemaig yivi ann giiqrut vo meer 'qu hroo noukog ann oh 'qut xanwadne kohotoaviqo.
"What in the name of...," said Babs Bunny, who can't quite lay a finger on this strange writing on this note. "Buster, could you lend me a bust...I mean, hand, on this oddball note I have here with the package?"
Buster rose up, despite being all red after "finishing," and started reading the letter, which was something that he recognized when things are not in someone's favor. He said:
"Good thing you gave me the letter for me to read it. In the comedy world, this is known as Scratchtatch. Scratchtatch is where, in discretion, you replace a letter by two steps, even three, or four, depending on how the word works. The word "total" would be marked as vovan, t going to v, and l to n. Vowels are in discretion, may be kept intact or not at all. So with this letter, it reads:
Madame Babs Bunny, due to unforeseen circumstances concerning the hacking activities from an unknown group, we have done the unthinkable and decided to pay the total of your package with all efforts to keep you from losing all of your valuable information.
"My word," said Babs. "It almost sounds Filipino, albeit Finnish, but thank goodness now I know. As for the package, I ordered specialized rubbers for you to last longer when we begin our true romance scene. Our Modus Operandi. Right now, I got to go meet Hamton and help him out prepare for his nephew's Brit Milah, or Bris, or something like that. Would you mind placing the rubbers in my bathroom at this time?"
Buster, a master Scratchtatch decoder, happily abided by Babs and placed the rubbers into Babs' medicine cabinet and head back to his home to relax and get some lunch. That is, if his satellite has got hacked by Frederick Mallard. Well, even so, after Frederick left Buster's outside compound, Buster's little satellite did not take the microchip. In fact, it spat it out, leaving to believe that Buster has got something up his sleeves.
[Montana Max's Mansion's KMAX TV Station / Noon]
Back at the mansion, Montana already has a setback in his plans to play the video at the exact time, which was noontime. For the rich, spoiled son of a bitch, he forgot to mention that during the time being, the watershed was in effect until 9:00pm, which means anything explicit regarding to violence, sex, or language, is not allowed. That flustered Johnny Pew to the core, however, he still has plans to break the code of television laws and he'll do it with no remorse. He quietly said to himself:
"Luckily enough that fucking bastard, who initiated the Hayes Code, is dead as a doorknob being fucked by a stupid prick. Soon enough, I'll be rewarding two whoring skunks, minus Fifi, if she commits non-comical suicide. (Hears Warning Signals) What the fuck?! Plucky! What's the problem?"
(On Monitor) "Great Master," said Plucky, "urgent alert! Two birds are crossing into the vicinity of where Elmyra is currently working at, albeit living there as well."
"Fine time to see some droplets of little bird shit," said Johnny. "Tell Roderick to stand by to shoot Tweety and Sweetie when they get closer to the entrance of that Animalium. If that Southern Hick did that unbearable task of flushing you down the toilet, do the same against them, and this time, flush them with kerosene. Roast those little assholes from head to toe when flushed!"
"Will do," said Plucky as he signed off to continue his tasks.
[Hepzibah's home]
Back at Hepzibah's home, it was getting difficult for Hepzibah to handle the dreaded heat. Her A/C was destroyed by forcing Lil Beeper's tail feathers, which was part of the sabotage mission by the Brotherhood of Deceit. In the process, it was giving Hepzibah a major headache, leaving her useless to do things with Bimbette. Bimbette, who changed her clothes to a purple and black trimming tight tank and shorts, noticed Hepzibah's clinching of her head, but not only that, producing tears. Quickly into action, Bimbette approached Hepzibah and said:
"Miss Hepzibah, is there something wrong that I can take care of?"
"Bimbette," said Hepzibah, seeing her calming eyes in front of her. "Please a mil pardons for being such a mess. This heat...a heat so damning and unbearable, I just don't know what to do now. I just...just..."
"Hepzibah," said Bimbette, who was beginning to see Hepzibah cry. She realized too that the heat was coming in as well, on account of a broken A/C that was sabotaged. Luckily for Bimbette, she got a special A/C plug-in just in case of an emergency. After plugging in the outlet, she went to Hepzibah and sat down on the couch to calm her down. The outlet got the place to be a little bit cooler, causing Hepzibah to calm down a little. But for Bimbette, there was something coming from her heart. Trust. She noticed that Hepzibah quickly abided with her to approach to the couch to cool her down while the A/C plug-in was in effect. However, Bimbette noticed that she was feeling emotions and pity for Hepzibah from her headache. There was a remedy that she can handle to relieve stress and tension on Hepzibah, however...she was beginning to back off. Why the reason? Well, for Bimbette, Hepzibah is a woman, same to Bimbette. She's afraid of being spotted doing something with a woman and getting labeled as one, a derogatory word in the Comedy World. A Roseplucker. However, that's far rare than the other word which I cannot spew out. Resisting but being futile, Bimbette rubbed her hands in Green Tea Mint lotion and began rubbing Hepzibah's elbows to ease her headache. Hepzibah then realized something about the scent that Bimbette had on her hands. She remembers that it is used to alleviate the pain from the body, especially her head. Suddenly, her headache began to dissipate due to the mint flowing within her body. Bimbette's face was getting red because she was giving Hepzibah a elbow rub and sometimes it could be a factor in something that she doesn't want to discuss. That is, if you want to hear Hepzibah moan in relief, feeling like a million bucks out of the gate. Hepzibah, enjoying the backrub, flaunted her pure white hair, causing it to cover her right in a coquette style, but for her, grabbing on Bimbette's hands during the massage session on her elbows was a meaning to bring forth the returning youth of an actress now turned therapist. Bimbette, trying to stop, did not. Her confidence level was going up.
[Granny's Animalium / 12:30pm]
At lunchtime down at the Animalium, the Pies, Tweety and Sweetie, were walking inside the place to look for Elmyra Duff and warn her about the upcoming warfare between Acme and Perfecto Prep, because of overhearing the possible destruction of Fifi and Pepé's lives with a edited videotape they are working on. Now, honestly enough, despite Elmyra being a very airheaded girl when taking care of animals, the animals don't seem to actually be phased by Elmyra anymore. Granny, the owner of the sanctuary, made her wise up if she was going to get housing before her home is reconstructed after her stupidity got the best of her caring of wild animals. They reached the dining area and saw Elmyra, in a surprising move, was watching Akimbo, which was a Tabloid Magazine television show dedicated to weed out the current celebrity events and some stories to concoct. But she was seeing it out of boredom because some channels got cut off due to static problems with the satellite. Fortunately enough, the Pies had a ton of time to talk with Elmyra. She was on an hour lunch, while Calamity was on duty. Elmyra, while eating, said to herself:
"Man agads. Still got the last four hours before I can lay on my soft, comfy womfy beddy bye so I can dream of a place where all my dubbly wubbly ani-meals are together with me again. But with all this crap they're smoking on TV, no wonder they get a "shot in the head" after just one season. Temptation was just nothing but a feminist game shack for high-priced tasteless bitches. Blech! (Sees a trail of bird tracks) huh? Bird tracks? How did they... (Sees Tweety and Sweetie) Ah, the Pies! I didn't suspect any visitors during my lunch time. Any mail to have by chance, Tweets?"
"Not of this point, Elmyra," said Tweety, "but this is not what we are here for. Sweetie and I have come by to ask you for a favor. You see, if you haven't been listening to the news recently, you know Acme Looniversity had suffered a setback when that school that the Looniversity Students shut down infiltrated the area for many things, right?"
"The only thing I was aware of is the award for our commitment to the performing arts," said Elmyra. Sweetie:
"Precisely, but there's more to it than shoving it into someone's gullet. Do you remember the talented and matured Fifi La Fume?"
"Oh, you mean stinky kitty, I presume?" said Elmyra using cute words. "Come to think of it, she looks very mature and very smart, getting closer to wearing the colors of the professors, no? Any reasons why you're talking about stinky kitty?"
Before they could say anything, a lot of the animals were growling at the window because two people with mini pellet guns were preparing to take down the birds. Elmyra said:
"What the heck has gone wrong with those poor ani-meals? Could you give me a second, please, Birds? (Walks towards the entrance) huh? That's strange. I don't know why my ani-meals were screaming at you. I take it your roach killers?"
Roderick and Frederick, trying not to blow their covers, said to Elmyra, mostly from Roderick, in this voice:
"Ugh, yah, ma pretty. We are bastard beaters from the city of Sponkmayass, Missoura, and we have been looking for oddball insects trying to moiderlize ya pretty animals. And mind us for being southern hicks, it's just our way of life. If ya wish, ma pretty, we would like to do a run-in to keep your store from getting eaten by those bastards. We're doing yas a favor by no charging for the service."
"Ah, exterminators," said Elmyra. "I got your point, men. I'll be glad to let you do service to keep this Animalium from being infested. Come on in."
Elmyra allowed the men to come in the begin their work, but as she was about to continue talking to the birds, Frederick grabbed an Acme Hammer and bashed Elmyra on the head, knocking her out completely. Tweety and Sweetie immediately went to the entranceway to see Elmyra on the floor, knocked out, and not moving. From there...
"PERFECTO PREP!" shouted Tweety. "MAKE A RUN FOR IT, SWEETIE!"
"Oh, no you don't!" shouted Frederick as he and Roderick began shooting at the birds using Paintballs filled with ether to stop the birds from escaping. However, every miss is a danger towards the animals. Roderick and Frederick continued to fire at them, but one shot went into Hilarity Mode. Tweety taunted Roderick by mooning his butt near Frederick's beak. He said:
"Hey, ya baddard! Look! Kidd my little yellow tanary add!"
Like Elmer, he has a problem in his speaking, but it's when he shouts it loud. Roderick, seeing Tweety mooning, immediately fired the shot, but Tweety escaped, hitting Frederick's beak, causing it to spin.
"Hey, heheheheeh, down here, ass pipe!" said Sweetie to Frederick, who closed his fist and prepared to sock Sweetie, but again, trickery. Sweetie was near Roderick's groin area, and as soon Sweetie was near the fist, she escaped the punch, but not Roderick. He felt it like a rocket went for the "two planets," mind the pun. The shooting was continuing to cause a heck of a ruckus inside the sanctuary, and that's where Lola and Plucky came by for some backup, despite seeing the damage happening. Plucky, disgusted with the two causing the ruckus, said this:
"Talk about the worst excuse to pay those fucking bastards money to roast the fuckers with kerosene in a crapper. Time we grab those pesky fuckers with our bare hands. Lola, you may have the first pluck."
Lola silently abided with Plucky and immediately got in to try to grab the birds. When Tweety spotted Plucky and Lola inside the Animalium, Tweety shouted to Sweetie:
"SWEETIE! PLUCKY DUCK AND LOLA BUNNY! ON OUR TAILS!"
"Oh, no!" said Sweetie as the two birds try to escape the carnage inside the sanctuary. Even so, Plucky, while allowing Lola to stop the birds, loaded up one pellet in his paintball gun, but the pellet was loaded with a spider web to catch the two on the spot. Lola, fighting the two birds with her bare hands, shouted with these words against the birds:
"Stupid little bratty-ass Granny Birds, hold the fuck still while I tried to wrangle your feathery pricks down your throats!"
For Tweety...
"Sweetie, I've got an idea! Go for the top portion! I'm gonna take a meat and two veg on the raw!"
"For once, try not to go dying on me, Tweety!" shouted Sweetie, fearing that tickling somewhere will suffocate the yellow canary. Lola tried to sock Sweetie up in the air, but a miss gave Sweetie an opportunity to get inside Lola's short yellow shirt. But, there's a problem. Lola is busty, somewhere within 23 C. When Sweetie got in, she was trapped in the middle area. However, that's where she wanted to be. Sweetie then said:
"Tight snug. No matter, she doesn't know how dumb she could be when her bust is the perfect weak spot to be tickled. (Pulls out an Albatross feather) luckily my lucky Albatross feather will tickle that sensitive part of her bust."
Not wasting any time, Sweetie immediately tickled one of Lola's nipples, causing Lola to giggle in excitation. Sweetie then gone for the other one, and this time, Lola was flailing her arms all around the area, while Roderick and Frederick were trying to shake the cobwebs out of themselves. But for Plucky, he shouted:
"Damn it, Lola, those birds are going to tickle you to the point of orgasm! Get those birds out of your bust and snatch!"
But Lola was not listening, instead she was laughing uncontrollably due to Sweetie tickling her bust. Tweety, on the other hand, was doing the same thing, but due to Lola's tight shorts, he was running out of air. When he opened up Lola's shorts, the zipper area, Tweety then said:
"Plagh! No wonder this witch is so baddy! Not being ladylike to not wash herself. Oh, well, when in Rome. Hey, you baddard! Wanna prize?!"
Frederick immediately went into frantic mode when he saw nearly the naked pelvic area of Lola Bunny, which in turn was getting aroused. Plucky shouted again:
"Roderick, don't just stand there! Restrain Frederick! He's about to get wood!"
However, he was still trying to recover, which gave Tweety a chance. He quickly pulled Lola's shorts down and hightailed it. Sweetie went out as well, which caused Lola to stop laughing.
"I'll strangle you little bastards! Trying to fuck me up!" said Lola angrily, but even so, her unbuttoned shorts was around her foot, causing her to trip. But the nail of the coffin hit when she landed straight onto Frederick's harden wood, causing him to smack hard on the floor backside, but with Lola on him. Frederick didn't smell the foul stench of Lola's "unladylike" hygiene, but he couldn't care less when he's knocked cold. Tweety and Sweetie managed to win the crazy battle at the Animalium, even with disgusting tactics. On the other hand, they did save Elmyra from being part of the battle. Sweetie, confident in winning this battle, said to Tweety:
"Tweets, my boy, heheeheheh, we sure know how to stop Perfecto Prep in their tracks, especially that disgusting little slut Lola Bunny. No wonder Bugs made the right choice; he would've thrown up if he ended up "riding" the gravy train and get "clapped.""
"I don't like how you say," said Tweety, "but whatever the read'in is, we taud that bish whose boss. Now, we better wake up Elmyra, inform Granny and get the heck out of here!"
However...
"The only way Granny will hear you if you scream bloody murder when I roast your fucking asses with kerosene in the toilet!" shouted Plucky as he shot the web paintball, which struck the ground, but produced a spider web, trapping Tweety and Sweetie in the process. With no hesitation, Plucky grabbed the birds and said to Roderick:
"Roderick, I know you've fucked up this assignment to stop the birds, but its best to claim redemption as a Viper Regni if you prepare the flushing ceremony at the Preparatory. Try to find the most dirtiest toilet and attach plumbing to it at the center of the Great Hall."
"I'll do so," said Roderick, "but remember, I just got more than 300 shots on my body after being slopped in shit. I'm not going to be a fool's errand again!"
"Heh," scoffed Plucky. "Arrogant as usual. And if you got the time, after Frederick creams Lola, make sure he sleeps with the dogs tonight."
Plucky, by orders of Johnny Pew, takes control of the situation even though the Great Master will not tolerate failure. But even so, their Trump Card, Montana Max, is one step away from being part of Johnny's Dirty Six, in which he will be in as an Isis, one of the ranks.
[Hepzibah's Home / 3:00pm]
Three o'clock has passed and still the Brotherhood is still finding a way to overpass the Watershed to bring that sex tape to life; however, their plans to make Hepzibah feel like shit with the sabotage of her AC failed. Bimbette cured her with her backup AC plug-in and using a cooling agent while rubbing Hepzibah's elbows, which made Hepzibah feel like new again. During that time, Hepzibah and Bimbette were enjoying the day relaxing and watching current events on TV. The thing about is that Hepzibah might be getting a little too cozy with Bimbette on account of her soft personality, despite a setback from the Summer Fiasco. Hepzibah was relaxing her head on Bimbette's lap while Bimbette was reading her affidavit for an upcoming customer needing of some help in his relationship problems. Buster might be correct, despite getting censored by Babs, because the two girls might have something in common, but could it be it? As the girls were about to switch the channel to their favorite show, the Toonywood Squares, suddenly, the TV started going haywire, switching channel from channel without the controller being touched. Hepzibah and Bimbette were confused on why it was going bonkers. Hepzibah said to Bimbette:
"Me don'ts get it. I just bought a brand new TV since weeks of two beforehand. I why wonder?"
"Hmm," said Bimbette as she went to check on the connectors and the physical forray. "That's odd. I don't see any physical damage on your TV, Hepzibah. I do know your Cable Box is well connected, but I have to say it's probably static discharge from a satellite. It should be back on in no time, Hepzy."
"Bimbette, are you getting cute on my name, darling?" said Hepzibah as she got up to get her tea. "I swear you just feel so peachy after bringing yourself in prominence to help me get ready for the big opening."
"I hope I'm not making you uncomfortable, Hepzibah," said Bimbette with a sad puppy look. "I'm just myself these days, being cute, saying such nice things, just wanting company to be so charming and elegant. I'm not afraid to show it. Unless...you got something in mind?"
"So is that, no?" said Hepzibah. "Your emotions are mostly on a mix bag of friendly and cute, I say take? It's too bad boyfriends are not on your mind now."
"They're just not the right ones for me, Hepzy," said Bimbette, "because of so much attitudes being snide or just plain assholes. I'm just better being myself, doing what I like do best, and sometimes when the time is right, my beautiful body tells the tale in a sapphire-style dream. But you got detractors all around, Hepzibah, but never listen to them anyway. They think I'm dumb as dirt like Kim Kardashian, which to me I believe she is dumber than that fool Lola Bunny."
"Yous are strong, Bimbette, with great reasons," said Hepzibah, cracking a smile. "I am glad so much for you to live here with me. It'll be even glad if we both bake some good sweets together. I'm already feeling a sweet crave now."
"Not a bad idea at all, Hepzy," said Bimbette. "Besides, cable can wait, and possibly catch the Toonywood Squares while baking."
As cute as she can be, Bimbette extended a arm to Hepzibah to join her in the kitchen to make some sweet desserts to cover the day instead of being lazy all day and such. But even so, by the time they went into the kitchen to bake, the TV then had the K-MAX channel on, which means that there's a sign that the video is about to come up. Back at Babs' home, although the place was quiet, something was not going right inside Babs' medicine cabinet. The rubbers Babs bought from Ja! Ja! Ja!'s website, well, like I said, something was not going to go well and it it's going to get nasty. Inside that box, Frederick planted a mini time bomb that is set to go off just before the sex tape begins, which will then explode with a mix bag of Hamton's worst nightmare: Paprika. But far beyond that, Acme Death Sauce, and Canine Dung. For them, the intended target has to be Buster Bunny because again, he was Fifi's love interest when they were young teenagers. Speaking of which, Buster and Babs were coming back from Hamton's nephew's brit milah, both exhausted from all that Jewish dancing and celebrating with wine, but for them, completely horny. They couldn't wait for tonight to rumble in the jungle. They quickly got into the rabbit hole and went on to their kissing war, tonguing each other out but very sloppy, due to the fact that they are drunk. How did they got permission to drink wine? I dunno, guess as good as mines. However, as Babs was about to get straight to her oral performance with Buster, the TV immediately goes on with the K-MAX call logo on, which immediately startled the Bunnies, no relations. Babs, confused, said to Buster:
"That's kind of odd, my television going on. I...I didn't even touch the remote controller, let alone stepped onto it."
"Then, who did turn on the TV for us?" said Buster. "I mean, we're not here to watch TV, we're here to have sex."
"Wait a minute," began Babs, "that call logo on television. Look at the face that is wearing the native Indian headdress. Could it...could it be...?"
Just as Babs was about to utter the name, her medicine cabinet opened up with the rubbers bouncing up and down, but then...The box fell to its horizontal position with the top opened up. Suddenly, the small time bomb exploded, spewing a disgusting mixture of dog shit, paprika, and Acme Death Sauce onto Buster's back. Buster, unlike Elmyra's resistance to the hot sauce on her skin, is very allergic to Hot Sauce, due to the acidic juices of Habanero and Ghost Chili. Paprika had no effect because the sauce embued to it. As for dog shit...well, you be the judge. Babs, shocked that her box was a trap, shouted this:
"Jesus Tap-dancing Christ! The box of rubbers that I bought from that adult website for us to have sex...that Scratchtatch letter...Ja! Ja! Ja! didn't gave us the box for free! Perfecto Prep must've sabotaged the original box for that booby trap that we got! Argh, we been had, Buster! H-A-D! HAD!"
"Had?!" shouted Buster. "HAD?! You're not the one being had! I was a goddamn target, for crying out loud! You know why?! They want me to suffer more than Fifi La Fume because I was her love interest before we hooked up together! Argh! Goddamn hot sauce! I fucking hate it! It makes me itchy!"
"Not to mention dog poo," said Babs. "Oh, man, this is bad, Buster! Get yourself into my bath and wash it all off before you get a hardcore reaction to the sauce."
However, just as Buster was about to hop into the shower, the TV then flickered to Johnny Pew's face as he was preparing to make a statement. In fact, all houses that had their satellites hacked by a member of the Brotherhood of Deceit were tuned automatically to K-MAX TV to prepare for the game changer of the rekindled battle between Perfecto and Acme Looniversity. However, back at Pepé's Estate, Pepé and Fifi were practicing their lines together from Oeil Pour Oeil, the script that Pepé wanted to use for Fifi's test of becoming the MERA successor. Technically, their television was off because they are far off from watching BS television, i.e. reality and propaganda. Pepé, reading into a scene where his lover, the character Bambi La Trouble, is taking a hot bath before retiring for the night, said to her:
"Madame La Trouble. Trouble me not of what I shall say to you, if you do not possess a nervous catch in your body. Yous is beautiful, quiet, elegant, respectful, powerful with perfect grammar...yet... you don't show yourself to be romantically connected. For why is that comes forth?"
"Ma Cherie," said Fifi playing La Trouble, "it's because of a troubling past. I was born to be unlucky with a mother and father being such bastards against my youth. Look at me, Ma Cherie. Look at me. My eyes, redden in sadness and in despair because of my troubled life. I carry so much scars throughout my body because they would come by after their daily duties to beat me up perversely, even doing what is worse to my life that I just cannot describe. Ma Cherie, that's the reason my last name is La Trouble, because it's I have been troubled all through my life and cannot escape the troubled past and its destiny it unfolds against me. Monsieur Le Tremble, for the sake of God, find my inner sanctum and try to get me out of this physical hell I have been through. Please. I'll do anything...to make your eyes widen in excitation. Please, mind my naked body. I know the scars are still there, but you can be my savior and heal them with your true passionate heart."
After Fifi finished her scene, Pepé used a straight hand wave movement to indicate a stop to their practice. However, Pepé was a little too close to Fifi, but he wouldn't mind as the two embraced for a tight hug. Pepé didn't tell her but Pepé has set up Fifi's test for after Spring Break, which would become the breaking ground for Acme Loo's first attempt at a successor in the Art of Theatre. However, the embrace was broken up after the television went on with the K-MAX automatically, startling the romantic skunks; however, it angers Pepé because he didn't want the TV to be on. He said this:
"Oh, Mon Dieu! That TV is no orders to have it on! Who actually turned it on while we were embracing? (Tries to turn it off...) what the...? It won't turn off! Ack! Et merde! ... No good! I have a feeling it's been hacked. (Sees Fifi's face in fraught) huh? Darling, what's with the frightful face?"
Fifi pointed to the television screen to see Johnny Pew waiting to tell about the night where Fifi and Pepé lingered in sexual romance...in a disgusting way. Johnny then begins to speak with this:
"(Holding a rose and smelling it) Love. Ah, what a great scent it can be for a budding rose full of life and nurture. Yet, it can also mean romance beyond two people with fluttering hearts. For those, it could be a further step towards a lifetime partnership and the creation of family. However, romance can sometimes be a bitch. (Crushes the rose in his hand) why is that I just said? Well, love is nothing but a wolf in sheep's clothing when it comes to the intention of having sexual relations, and no matter what of the situation, it can be heartbreaking. My fellow people of Acme Acres, please heed this warning. What you are about to see will not only upset you, but it will make you angry against two people. If you want to know by now, the Warner Award for the School of the Performing Arts was taken away a couple of days ago because of one professor's intention on entering relations with a fellow valedictorian-candidate student which I will not name, but for yourselves to know. Perfecto Prep was not involved with the stealing of the trophy because we had no intention of it, for so it may be. The two that fell in love is the problem that caused your favorite school to lose the award. Isn't the reason why they defeated the Expert Act that the Moral Guardians wanted to be implemented? Sooner or later, it will be re-examined and will cause a professor to be labeled as a CarPop. If you don't believe me, then this will help. You've been warned. If you cannot stomach this, then too bad. Let the truth be told."
Within a matter of moments, the video then produced static but visible scenes of Pepé Le Pew and Fifi La Fume, with every second, possibly longer, of then engaging in a romantic entourage; however, the clip of where Pepé was discussing his refusal to enter movies involving NC-17 stuff was edited out of context and this is what was heard for the people:
People...I can- handle -l'amour. It-'s right. I want to - be a CarPop. Alors, my decision has come.
Many of the people, especially compatriots of Pepe's ERA Class, were stunned and horrified at the video production of where Pepé and Fifi were having sex, even seeing some scenes, albeit in a Dutch angle close-up of the pelvic areas. All of which were completely graphic. The movie producers, directors, and paparazzo knew from that point on that Pepé...was lying. They fell for that choppy-edited footage of his speech, claiming that he's a CarPop, but they decided not to believe that he wasn't one. Of all the students, who were on their spring break festivities, caught the video tape on their television screens, and from that point on, many of those that were skeptical of Fifi La Fume felt that they were betrayed by her "decision," or so may seem. The professors, on the other hand, didn't believe in the footage that was made to ruin Fifi's career, especially MERA Le Pew. They were stunned in silence, but Bugs Bunny, the superintendent, felt that all this production...had a weak point. To him, Pepé would never do something to hurt everyone's feelings, not even his students. Even though he didn't see the logo for K-MAX, he felt that it might be the work of Perfecto Prep and such. He didn't see a watermark during the movie. Even so, Bugs felt that he can round up his compatriots, especially his favorite students Buster, Babs, and Hamton, to find clues to what cause this video to surface. Babs and Buster, who were overcoming a swerve trap because of someone tampering with their order of a box of rubbers, were in total shock as well, especially when they knew that the plan worked to have their romance fluttered together, but not in a situation like this. As for Elmyra Duff, back at the Animalium, Granny, the owner, was devastated in seeing her dedicated worker knocked out hard, even though she didn't see the chaos that ensued when the Birds were comically fighting against Perfecto Prep's Frederick Mallard and Viper Regni Roderick Rat. However, her heart began to sink hard when she noticed Tweety and Sweetie Pies' loose feathers, feeling that Sylvester was at it again, but it held supportive evidence to their capture. Plucky's green feather. Granny knew something was not right, considering that he may be responsible for the mess he created by ordering his guys to ransack the Animalium but to get the birds. Soon, Granny felt drained from her heart sinking, causing her to collapse with the knocked Elmyra to her side. Luckily enough, both of them did not see the footage. As for the Metropolitan City, everyone began to raise their fist in anger against the Mastermind and his pupil for committing an atrocity...but then...had banners up...in support...of Perfecto Prep. Acme Acres was now at an un-comical standstill and near anarchy because of what happened, but again, the people are not realizing that Perfecto has done this to ruin the skunks. But they don't listen. Even so, the star pupils and the professors are not buying this crap. It's gonna take more than just students and professors to defend MERA Le Pew and Fifi La Fume. But are there any more that can clear the skunks' name because of their flourished romance? There is. While the riots began to meld, at Hepzibah's house, however...
[Clashes of plates, glass, clanging of metal posts, and static from the television set]
"Did you got that fucking whore undressed?" said an unknown accomplice. A guy, in a bellow deep voice, said to him:
"Don't worry, my pal. We're just getting started. K-MAX TV is going to have a field day. They're in for a cold day...Correction, a cold night in Hell. That pink slut...and her little "asset"... I can't wait to see those bastards feel so bad about them...when they be clapped forever!"
[Fade to Black]
[Author's Notes]
Temptation was an American attempt to bring back $ale of the Century, which originally aired with two versions, 1966-1972's then the 1983-1989's version. Aired in 2007, lasted a mere 23 episodes and was vehemently disowned because of gameplay not similar to the original that came from Australia.