Thanks for the 2 reveiws guys! And this is even my first fic posted on here! Lot's of adult content, eh? :p

I can't belive that bitch wanted my man! I don't want to go to this school. We have to live with humans for crying out loud!

"Alice, we can't cry." my brother said. Not looking up from Bella's face.

"It was a figure of speech, Eddie-Kinz." I retorted.

Then he looked up and glared at me.

"Speeches don't have figures, Shortie." Jacob said as he walked in, eating some repulsive human food with his other arm draped over Ness' shoulder.

I suddenly saw Carlisle coming in the door so I ignored his comment and opened the door.

"I got the uniforms today." he sighed as he handed them out one by one.

The females had a white dress shirt, a red tie, and a red jacket. How original. We also had a cute little black skirt. It was the only cute thing though.
The males had a red tie, white dress shirt, and a red jacket also. But sadly they had no skirt. That would be funny. But they otherwise had some dark blue jeans.

I zoomed through the room picking up every uniform. I was stopped at the door by my husband.

"Alice, love, you are not going to burn the uniforms." he stated, his words going right through me. I reached up on my tiptoes and pecked him on the lips.

"You're still not burning them." he said in his charming southern accent.

"Fine." I narrowed my eyes.

Tomorrow is the first day. I don't wanna gooo! Well, atleast I could shop for dorm furniture. I bought a white box with a blue cushioun that we could sit on, two pink beanbag chairs and two lime green ones. I got some pink, green, and blue wall art too. Those were Nessie's favorite colors.

Apparently Rose will be wearing her glasses. She had become obsessed with glasses when we went to the mall and she saw these cute square ones. They had a bit of round on the edges and had a black frame. They were 100% scratch resistant and 98.7% smudge resistant. Of course she would enjoy them. She looked sophisticated and beautiful. But of course she breaks a pair or two everyday. The only reasons are either the mutt blurts out some stupid blonde joke or her and Emmett "accidently" get busy when she has them on. But they attract Emmett. It's good we have about 300 pairs in a storage. Yeah, Carlisle knows people that know people.

"GUYS! TIME TO GET YOUR HAIR READY! YOU ALREADY MESSED IT UP ONCE!" I screamed at my brothers and sisters who didn't get enough time in bed. I mean, I limited my Jasper time. I should get an award... OOH! Maybe that strapless silk top that Esme wouldn't let me buy because I'm grounded from shopping...

"Alice..." Edward narrowed his eyes. I just noticed they were all lined up in front of me. Lovely. They all had major "love" hair.