Ya. Finally updated!
I OWNS NUFFINK T.T
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"Umm, Hinata-Chan, what does fuck mean?"
And it was at this time that the rest of the ninja sighed. Naruto was pathetically innocent.
"Ya'll can just sing Push it to the limit by Corbin Bleu, bitch."
"But Hinata, that guy should never have signed the contract for that movie! He looked so gay!"
All the ninja, along with Tsunade's boobs nodded. Hinata made Naruto sing it anyway. After 3 minutes of gay dancing and singing by Naruto, Gaara came in. Screaming, he walked straight past Tsunade and used his sand coffin to rip the door off. He bent down and picked up his Nintendo DS he had left during his and Tsunade's last meeting. He started squealing with joy as he turned on Nintendogs and walked out.
And so the game continued.
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"Tsunade-baa-Chan, truth or dare?"
"WHAT? You can't pick me; I decided to make you do this!"
"And therefore you have to play." Sakura added.
Sighing, Tsunade said, "Fine. Dare."
Naruto racked his brains for what he could make her do. He HAD to be the next Hokage, and he wouldn't be able to do that if he couldn't think of something very embarrassing.
"I dare you to make out with Ero-Sannin for 10 minutes, in front of us all!"
"WHAAAAAT? Kiss that idiot for 10 minutes?"
And that was Jiraya hung down from the ceiling again. "Wooh, I get to try out the tactics in the new Make Out Paradise!"
And Jiraya glomped Tsunade and began kissing her. And, rather surprisingly, she kissed back. After 10 minutes, Sakura and Naruto pulled them apart quickly.
"At least I only had to deal with Orochimaru's weird curse mark and tales of his son Michael Jackson..."
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Yay for insanity!