Holy crap! I am officially back! That was the longest grounding ever! Now prepare for the most undates ever! Oh my gosh I missed this place so much!!!!!!
"So... this is sopposed to be what exactly?" I asked staring at Haku and Neji as they fought over hair products.
"Sakura!" Haku cried blushing slightly before elbowing Neji in the forehead. Falling back Neji laid on the ground twitching as blood slid through his open wound.
"So am I to presume that your both gay?" I asked simply looking around the room. "So this is our new room... Huh I guess I gotta change in the bathroom. You never know what perverted freak will wana watch me undress. Just kidding you two aren't like that!" I grinned then glanced at them to see perverted smiles on their faces.
"Ah so that's where you went..." Gaara said staring at me oddly. He was wearing panda pajamas making me notice that everyone else was wearing their pajamas as well. Everyone stared at me oddly.
"Why are you all staring at me like that?" I asked taking a step back.
"Shouldn't you be getting ready? The Akatsuki are going to take us all hostage tonight. Didn't you get the memo?" Neji asked heading toward my suite case making me jump in front of him.
"No way do I want you rumaging your dirty hands through my underwear!" I cried shoving him away. "So in this school I'm supposed to send out memos?" I asked making Haku rush up to me and cover my mouth.
"Tsunanade said we can't do that anymore! She can't give her consent, so we'd get in trouble!" He hissed making my eyes widen as tears began to well up.
"SO YOU'RE TELLING ME I CAN'T KIDNAP PEOPLE ANYMORE?!" I screamed sobbing into my suite case.
"Of course the girl crying about not being able to break the law would be you Sakura." Sasori smirked making me jump up and grin.
"Hey there exy!" I smiled making the whole room sweat drop except for us.
"It still baffles me that your friends would allow you to kidnap me. Then again they were playing good cop bad cop. Holy crap! Haku you have a twin!" Sasori cried making me laugh and shake my head.
"No no no that's Neji!" I said making Neji hold out his hand to Sasori, unable to keep his eyebrow from twitching.
"You better get ready Saku. We're going to love kidnapping you!" He grinned.
"Okay then I gotta change." I sighed and shoved them all out of my way so I could go to the bathroom. Suddenly Sasuke was at the door slinding a finger under my chin.
"Do you want me to join you?" He whispered making me gasp and duck just as Itachi punched him in the gut.
"Don't play with our little Sakura!" Itachi said smirking. Sasuke was able to compose himself enough after the blow to raise an eyebrow.
"So she's our Sakura?" Sasuke smirked.
"No she belongs to the Akatsuki." Sasori and Itachi said at the same time making me glare.
"Actually she belongs to me and Naruto." Haku corrected.
"To tell you guys the truth... I belong to Lee. I've lived at his place for years and now I'm on my own." I said simply making everyone stare at me in horror.
"I guess the truth isn't pretty." I muttered and slipped inside the bathroom.