Mizu: ...
Konton: Sooo, you finnaly noticed... What a nice day it is.
Kai: A nice day?! It's cloudy outside, what do you take me for. A fool?
Konton: Never.
Kai: Get to work!
Chapter Three
I watch as three elves walk into the town. I run into my house and hug onto Mother. [Burn, Kill, Maim.] (Attack, kill, Punish, revenge.) How scary, for once they both agree on violence. While they're weaker than I thought I know they must be at least above level 5.
"So what does she look like?" One of the elves says, he says it in a way that makes me think he is stupid. What do you mean you don't know what your target looks like or how to find her? That was just being pathetic!
"Or he, you know that Kitsune's can change genders!" The second one says, he has a gruff voice. One that probably doesn't usually speak to people because they are enchanted with reading or learning something.
"Kitsune's cant change genders." The third one scolds. [Not entirely wrong, but we can transform and make it appear we can become different genders.] So does that mean that I will be able to plant my seed in other woman?
[I wouldn't know, I mean I was never with a child in a female body...] (Does that mean that you are originally male?) Wait?! Maou's a male?! [Yeah, what of it?] I can't believe this, he seems so feminine. [How so?! What makes you think I am a female?!] (Well, your appearance beforehand didn't help. That and you are in a female body right now.)
[I feel so oppressed right now, I was in the appearance of a female because it's hard to walk into a city when you are known as the demon lord.] That makes sense, Maou is smarter than he seems. (Well you whistled a lot when we battled, carried a tune well.)
[That makes me female? I was just enjoying the view!] What view did he have in his castle at the time, I hear it's actually a pretty gloomy place... (No! Don't even think about that. This has to be the most embarrassing thing to happen to me yet!) [I can't help it. No one ever visits me, I need company to.] (Go burn in hell!) Poor Maou, just because he's a closet pervert. Actually to even cross-dress that's a whole new level. Then again it was a good reason. [On that note the flames of hell have nothing on my fox fire.] (Just die you dog!) It seems that their relationship has digressed majorly. [I may be a canine but I'm a fox not a dog!] SHUT UP! (Ahhh!) [Oi, I'm in an argument here.] The elves are walking through the village, they don't need to think I'm crazy. I can't draw attention to myself.
"What about her boss" says one of the elves pointing at me. Damn it they caught me! (Plan A, kill them) [Yes, destroy and kill.] I will if I have to but I want to remain in this village.
"Does she look like the most destructive being in the universe to you, this much cuteness." Says the officer. (Eww, don't look so lecherously on me.) [… DESTROY!]
"Sir, she's the crazy one they were talking about, the one with voices in her head." Said the third elf. (I resent that, I'm the hero.) [I'm no mere voice! I'm Maou conquer of worlds!] Maou you didn't even conquer your own world. Wait, I'm not crazy. They aren't voices in my head right. (Damn elves, making Emelia doubt us.) No I'm not doubting you. [Sounds like doubting to me.] No, I believe in you. It's just I'm the only one who hears you. Plus most people think I'm in my own world because of you.
"See she hasn't reacted in the last four minutes while you've been staring at her." Said the third elf. Noooo, they think I'm crazy now. (Don't worry we believe you.) Yeah says the voices in my head. [Don't you use that tone on us missy. Believe us when we say you aren't crazy.] Yes... ma'am. [Oi, that's sir to you.] Yes sir... (pfft, Maou you've lost all respect now, hahaha.) [yeah says the one wearing a skirt into battle.] Wow that was a low blow. You're losing even more respect now. No wait I'm keeping them waiting even longer. I look up and see they've moved on. That was a close call. But now they think I'm crazy. [Why does it matter, you'll never see them again.] (You just don't understand.)
"Emelia, let's get inside the house" Mother says pushing me into our house. I see Father standing at the door watching us as we enter into the house. [He was watching ready to enter combat like any noble demon from my clan.] (Noble isn't the words I'd use, more like battle crazed.) I disagree, for one I don't like battle. "Emelia I'd like you to go to bed please."
"But, Mother, I don't feel tired yet" I say. Why should I go to bed so early? (Your parents are probably going to talk about the elf inspection.) But then why send me to bed? [Well, you're not exactly the picture of mental stability.] Wait then does that mean this is all false? (Maou!) [Hey, I'm just saying it from their point of view.] (Maou be more subtle with these things, we have a young impressionable girl here.) [Okay.] So I'm still sane? [Well I don't think any of us are.]
"Just go to bed." Mother says. I head into my room and slink into bed. Ahh, I want to get rid of this collar. Actually why am I the one who has voices in my head. Crazy, right? Maou... Yuusha... Come on this isn't funny. Don't stay silent, it's creepy being the only one in here.
Mizu: ... He got me too...
Konton: I found a way out of the lecture... Give him deals... thankfully i stocked up chapters just in case.