(Sup my people how've ya been? I'm sending this from beyond the grave. What was the cause of death you ask? Death by social stress. Me, plus autism, plus socializing does not mix. Not to mention being in my senior year. Anyway onto the fanfic! Hit it my man Shunsui!

Shunsui: FoxDemonKing doesn't own Bleach. So don't sue her.)

Ryuu chucked everyone into the main room. "Hey everybody miss me," He asked.

"NO" was the simultaneous answer from the cast. Ryuu pouted but cheered up as he grabbed the dares. The others groaned, not wanting to continue this.

He held the dares up, "I got the dares right here. The first ones are from the guest from before."

Dare: Gin has to use a dimensional machine and go to the anime world of Detective Conan and annoy the DC World's Gin (Pronounced as Jin).

Jin is a silver-haired emerald-eyed assassin that is cold-hearted and will kill anyone.

Dare: Mayuri has to go into the Fangirl Pit for ten minutes

Dare: Ryuken has to act like Grand Theft Auto. Yes, that means beating people up and jacking cars.

"Ok Gin your dare is to go to another anime to annoy their Gin using a dimensional machine to get there," Ryuu said informatively. Gin grinned creepily and nodded. Getting Mayuri to build the machine Gin got there.

Ryuu showed the first few hours of Bleach Gin annoying DC Gin. But let's just say that after DC Gin snapped it wasn't pretty. Dear log so much blood. I had no idea so much blood could come from one person. Ryuu nodded in agreement and snapped Bleach Gin out of there. You know that blob Ed from FMA looks like after Winry beats him up for destroying his automail. That's basically what Gin looks like right now.

Ryuu got the paper up quickly and grinned, "Ok Mayuri you have to go into the fangirl pit." Everyone would have felt pity for him but honestly he's too creepy for them to care. Mayuri, the creepy scientist of the Gotei 13 tried to get away. But Ryuu grabbed him before he could and chucked him in there. He came out ten minutes later looking worse that Gin did.

Grabbing Ryuken, Ryuu made sure he couldn't escape as Ryuu read off his dare. "Ok Ryuken you're going to be jacking cars and beating people up GTA style." Ryuken glared menancaly but Ryuu wasn't affected at all.

Agarfinkel

Truths:

1. Hallibel- did you ever interact with Neliel, the former espada #3, when she was still an espada? If so, how will did you know her?

2. Ichigo- of the women who were at the beach with you (it was a filler episode, when the Soul Reaper's Women's Association decided to go to the beach), whose swimsuit did you like the most (be honest)?

3. Mayuri- how were turn Luppi into one of your zombies if his body was completely obliterated by Grimmjow?

4. Senbonzakura, Hyorinmaru, Suzumebachi, and Tengen- how angry were you four when your bankais were stolen by the Sternritter?

Dares:

1. Renji- make fun of Rukia's drawings

2. Ichigo and Unohana- fight each other (want to see what happens when Ichigo goes up against the First Kenpachi) (Also, Unohana, DON'T hold back at all during the fight)

3. Rangiku- no sake for four chapters

4. Haineko and Tobiume- catfight

Ryuu practically teleported to Hallibel. "Here's your truth Hallibel. Did you know Nel when she was still the third espada, how did you know her, and did you interact with her at all."

Hallibel answered simply, "I knew her from when I was a more lower ranked arrancar. When she was still around, we crossed paths a few times."

"Ok that makes sense. Now Ichigo when you guys went to the beach, which one of the swimsuits did you like the most," asked Ryuu.

Blushing fiercely, Ichigo responded with, "I kinda liked Rukia and Orihime's to be honest." Both of the mentioned girls blushed while Renji glared in jealousy.

"Hey captain creepy," said Ryuu to Mayuri, "how did you make Luppi a zombie when he obliterated by the Grimm-kitty?"

"Oh I just used one of the body clones that were in Grant's secret lab and science too complex for your simple mind to understand," replied Mayuri.

Ryuu rolled his eyes and told the last truth, "Hey Senbonzakura, Hyorinmaru, Suzumebachi, and Tengen. How angry were ya when yer Bankais were stolen?"

The four answered in unison, "Pissed beyond all belief." Ryuu shrugged in an understanding manner.

He then started with the dares, "Ok, Renji make fun of Rukia's drawing, Ichigo has to fight Unohana with her not holding back, Rangiku can't have sake for four chapters," she protested the but he continued on," and Haineko and Tobiume have to do a cat fight." Our host glared at everyone involved in the dares except for Unohana to keep them from backing out.

Renji was the first one up. The red head nervously went to Rukia and said in a mocking tone, "Wow Rukia what's with those drawings of yours? Did a human toddler draw them because their horrible." Rukia got incredibly angry at this and kicked him in the groin.

Attention! The carnage caused by Unohana in the fight is too mature for this T rated fic. It was edited out to keep any young minds that read this as un traumatized as possible. Unohana I don't think that Ichigo's spine is supposed to be there.

I would show you the Haineko and Tobiume fight but they overpowered their first attacks in anger and they knocked it each other out.

"Well, that's the end of this chapter. See ya next time," said Ryuu.

(I'm dealing with a lot of schoolwork so both me and Ryuu are feeling it. Thank goodness I'm a day away from fall break where I can finally take a break. And hopefully get a haircut because my hair is getting too long for my tastes.

R&R)