Disclaimer: I don't own TMM or any of the songs used in this fic...
Mew Idol!
Round Four
"And we are back, to Mew Idol! Whose going to be voted off on round four? This envelope in my hand shall decide! The judges had made their very tough decision, as they will again tonight! Now, the moment of truth… The next person to be voted off Mew Idol is… I'm so sorry, Ms. Lettuce! Take a bow and head home! We're off to round four!!!" Lettuce just smiled and waved as she exited the stage.
"Our next six performers tonight are: Mint, Taruto, Miwa, Keiichirou, Moe, and Ryo! So, please welcome to the stage, Ms. Mint! She will be singing 'Rich Girl' by Gwen Steffani!" Everyone cheered and clapped as Mint picked up the microphone…
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
If I was a rich girl (na, na...)
See, I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthy girl
No man could test me, impress me, my cash flow would never ever end
Cause I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthy girl
Think what that money could bring
I'd buy everything
Clean out Vivienne Westwood
In my Galliano gown
No, wouldn't just have one hood
A Hollywood mansion if I could
Please book me first-class to my fancy house in London town
All the riches baby, won't mean anything
All the riches baby, won't bring what your love can bring
All the riches baby, won't mean anything
Don't need no other baby
Your lovin' is better than gold, and I know
If I was rich girl (na, na...)
See, I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthy girl
No man could test me, impress me, my cash flow would never ever end
Cause I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthy girl
I'd get me four T-o-k-y-o girls to (uh huh)
Inspire me and they'd come to my rescue
I'd dress them wicked, I'd give them names (yeah)
Love, Angel, Music, Baby
Hurry up and come and save me
All the riches baby, won't mean anything
All the riches baby, won't bring what your love can bring
All the riches baby, won't mean anything
Don't need no other baby
Your lovin' is better than gold, and I know
Eve
Come together all over the world
From the hoods of Japan, T-o-k-y-ogirls
What, it's all love
What, give it up
What (shouldn't matter 4x), what
Come together all over the world
From the hoods of Japan, T-o-k-y-o-girls
What, it's all love
What, give it up
What (shouldn't matter 4x)
What happened to my life
Turned upside down
Chicks that blew ya mind, ding, it's the second round
(Original track and ting, mmm)
You know you can't buy these things (no)
See Mint and her T.M.M.G., I rock the Fetish
People, you know who I am
Yes ma'am, we got the style that's wicked
I hope you can all keep up
We climbed all the way from the bottom to the top
Now we ain't gettin' nothin' but love
If I was rich girl (na, na...)
See, I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthy girl
No man could test me, impress me, my cash flow would never ever end
Cause I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthy girl
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na…
"More like 'if I were a better singer'! Pathetic!"
"I thought it was very original!" Tabby smiled.
"Only if your were a hot girl… Uh, I-I mean, it was okay…" Jiraiya smirked.
"Okay, everyone, now welcome to the stage, Taruto! He will be singing 'Bye, Bye, Bye' by N' Sync!" Taruto just picked up the microphone with a made glare on his face and began to sing…
(Hey, Hey)
Bye, Bye, Bye
Bye, Bye...
Bye, Bye...
Oh, Oh..
I'm doin' this tonight,
You're probably gonna start a fight.
I know this can't be right.
Hey baby come on,
I loved you endlessly,
When you weren't there for me.
So now it's time to leave and make it alone
I know that I can't take no more
It ain't no lie
I wanna see you out that door
Baby, bye, bye, bye...
Bye Bye
Don't wanna be a fool for you
Just another player in your game for two
You may hate me but it ain't no lie,
Baby, bye, bye, bye...
Bye Bye
Don't really wanna make it tough,
I just wanna tell you that I had enough.
It might sound crazy,
But it ain't no lie,
Baby, bye, bye, bye
(Oh, Oh)
Just hit me with the truth,
Now, girl you're more than welcome to.
So give me one good reason,
Baby come on
I live for you and me,
And now I really come to see,
That life would be much better once you're gone.
I know that I can't take no more
It ain't no lie,
I wanna see you out that door
Baby, bye, bye, bye...
Bye Bye
Don't wanna be a fool for you
Just another player in your game for two
You may hate me but it ain't no lie,
Baby Bye, bye, bye...
Bye Bye
Don't really wanna make it tough,
I just wanna tell you that I had enough (ooh ooh)
It might sound crazy,
But it ain't no lie,
Baby, bye, bye, bye
I'm giving up I know for sure
I don't wanna be the reason for your love no more
Bye Bye
I'm checkin' out
I'm signin' off
Don't wanna be the loser and I've had enough
Don't wanna be your fool
In this game for two
So I'm leavin' you behind
Bye, bye, bye...
"Bye, bye, bye, off the stage… Twerp…"
"Oh that song is so amazing! And so are you!" Tabby smiled.
"That song is overrated…" Jiraiya smirked.
"Okay, now our next contestant is… Ms. Miwa! She will be singing 'Everywhere' by Michelle Branch!" Everyone clapped as she shyly, held up the microphone…
Turn it inside out so I can see
The part of you that's drifting over me
And when I wake you're, you're never there
But when I sleep you're, you're everywhere
You're everywhere
Just tell me how I got this far
Just tell me why you're here and who you are
'Cause every time I look
You're never there
And every time I sleep
You're always there
'Cause you're everywhere to me
And when I close my eyes it's you I see
You're everything I know
That makes me believe
I'm not alone
I'm not alone
I recognize the way you make me feel
It's hard to think that
You might not be real
I sense it now, the water's getting deep
I try to wash the pain away from me
Away from me
'Cause you're everywhere to me
And when I close my eyes it's you I see
You're everything I know
That makes me believe
I'm not alone
I'm not alone
I am not alone
Whoa, oh, oooh, oh
And when I touch your hand
It's then I understand
The beauty that's within
It's now that we begin
You always light my way
I hope there never comes a day
No matter where I go
I always feel you so
'Cause you're everywhere to me
And when I close my eyes it's you I see
You're everything I know
That makes me believe
I'm not alone
'Cause you're everywhere to me
And when I catch my breath
It's you I breathe
You're everything I know
That makes me believe
I'm not alone…
"It was fine… Probably the best performance tonight, but that really isn't saying much, I mean, have you seen these losers?" Vegeta laughed a bit and sat back in his chair.
"Well, I guess that was a compliment… Tabby?"
"Wonderful!" she smiled brightly.
"I guess I agree with fur ball over here…" Jiraiya smirked.
"Okay, our next performer is, Mr. Keiichirou! He will be singing 'I love this bar' by Toby Keith!" Keiichirou walked on stage waving at the audience and picked up the microphone…
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar-
We got cowboys, we got truckers
Broken-hearted fools and suckers
And we got hustlers, we got fighters
Early birds and all-nighters
And the veterans talk about their battle scars
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
I've seen short skirts, we got high-techs
Blue-collar boys and rednecks
And we got lovers, lots of lookers
And I've even seen dancing girls and hookers
And we like to drink our beer from a mason jar
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
Yes I do
I like my truck (I like my truck)
I like my girlfriend (I like my girlfriend)
I like to take her out to dinner
I like a movie now and then
But I love this bar
It's my kind of place
Just trollin' around the dance floor
Puts a big smile on my face
No cover charge, come as you are
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
We got divorcees and a big bouncer man
An old jukebox and a real bad band
We got waitresses and we got barflies
A dumb-ass and a wise-guy
If you get too drunk just sleep out in your car...
"I can give you just one good reason why I hated this performance and song… It sucked worse than a bloodthirsty bat!" Vegeta crossed his arms.
"Ooh… Tabby?"
"I thought it was… inspirational!" Tabby smiled.
"I thought it was… true! Except my song would have been called 'I love this girl'! Haha!" Jiraiya smirked.
"Okay, our next performer shall be Ms. Moe! She will be singing 'Milkshake' by Kellis! Come on out! " Moe entered the stage and smiled kindly at Ryo…
My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,
and they're like,
its better than yours,
darn right its better than yours,
I can teach you,
but I have to charge
My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,
and they're like,
its better than yours,
darn right its better than yours,
I can teach you,
but I have to charge
I know you want it,
the thing that makes me,
what the guys go crazy for.
They lose their minds,
the way I wind,
I think its time
la la-la la la,
warm it up.
la la-la la la,
the boys are waiting
la la-la la la,
warm it up.
la la-la la la,
the boys are waiting
My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,
and they're like,
its better than yours,
darn right its better than yours,
I can teach you,
but I have to charge
My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,
and they're like,
its better than yours,
darn right its better than yours,
I can teach you,
but I have to charge
I can see youre on it,
you want me to teach the
techniques that freaks these boys,
it can't be bought,
just know, thieves get caught,
watch if your smart,
la la-la la la,
warm it up,
la la-la la la,
the boys are waiting,
la la-la la la,
warm it up,
la la-la la la,
the boys are waiting,
My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,
and they're like,
its better than yours,
darn right its better than yours,
I can teach you,
but I have to charge…
Lala…
"Right, okay one: No one, wants that milkshake and two: that was completely dreadful. Never dance like that again…"
"I thought it was something really good to dance to!" Tabby smiled.
"I thought it was pretty cool, I guess." Jiraiya smiled.
"Alright, please welcome our last performer for the night… Mr. Ryo! And he will be singing 'Can't Touch This' by MC Hammer!" Ryo entered onto the stage with his hands in his pockets, looking all cool…
Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Can't touch this
My, my, my, my music hits me so hard
Makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
Feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known
as such
And this is a beat uh you can't touch
I told you homeboy,can't touch this
Yeah, that's how we livin' and ya know,
can't touch this
Look in my eyes man, can't touch this
Yo let me bust the funky lyrics, you can't touch this
Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on
Pump a little bit and let them know it's going on
Like that, like that
Cold on a mission so fall on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh they can't touch
Yo I told you, can't touch this
Why you standing there man, can't touch this
Yo sound the bell school is in sucker
, can't touch this
Give me a song or rhythm
Making no sweat that's what I'm giving 'em
So now they know
You talk about the Hammer when you're talking 'bout a show
That's hyped and tight
Singers are sweatin' so pass them a wipe
Or a tape to learn
What it's gonna take in the 90's to burn
The charts legit
Either work hard or you might as well quit
That's word because you know
Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Break it down!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Stop! Shirogane time!
" 'Stop'! Just stop! It's done time!"
"I loved it, completely!" Tabby smiled joyfully.
"I like my song better… I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts…" Jiraiya smirked.
"Okay, that's all the time we have for round four! Wait out for round five!"
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