DISCLAIMER: You should know it by now
Columbia has commenced to time warping until the point of exhaustion. Rocky and I just watch. I've said it before and I shall say it again. Some people are just to optimistic...
"Frank! Rocky! Come quick I think it's working!!"
"What?! You mean—"
"Yeah! The time warp! It's working!"
"God Bless Lily Saint Sin!"
Rocky and I dash to where Columbia was dancing like a maniac. And there it was … a portal! Oh thank the heavens!
"We're SAVED!" I shout out "Oh! Rocky! We're saved!"
I grab Rocky and give him such a earth shaking kiss…oh I'm such a hopeless romantic sometimes. Columbia just stands there, looking much annoyed.
"Erm…do you mind Columbia" I ask in between kisses
"Do you? We need to get out of here"
"Uraugh!"
"See…Rocky wants to stay just a bit ooh! Rocky! Longer…"
And just as things were getting all hot and bothered between Rocky and I, Columbia pried me off Rocky's marvelous, godly, beautiful body. Damn her! Damn that Groupie!!
"We've got to go Frank"
"Alright, fine. We're going"
"Ugh!"
Taking Rocky's hand into my left and Columbia's into my right,the three of us step through the portal, and suddenly it's so COLD! I, instinctly turn towards Rocky to cuddle and keep warm, but was shocked by what I seen. COLUMBIA! THAT WHORE! HOW DARE SHE!!! She and Rocky were doing some intense cuddling. A kind of cuddling that involved moaning and urgging.
"Rocky?" I whisper
"Urrm! EARRRMMM!"
"Frank! Oh God Frank! He came on to me! I swear it!"
My eyes well up with tears. The only two I had left in the world, exsisting and non, betrayed me. Why?!
"As soon as this portal stops, Columbia you are fired and Rocky! You can go with her!" I yell, trying to pin back the tears. I wasn't supressing me tears to look manly you know, it would have ruined my mascara and my flawless make up.
And letting them seeing me a mess, would just ruin my reputation.
Columbia has commenced to time warping until the point of exhaustion. Rocky and I just watch. I've said it before and I shall say it again. Some people are just to optimistic...
"Frank! Rocky! Come quick I think it's working!!"
"What?! You mean—"
"Yeah! The time warp! It's working!"
"God Bless Lily Saint Sin!"
Rocky and I dash to where Columbia was dancing like a maniac. And there it was … a portal! Oh thank the heavens!
"We're SAVED!" I shout out "Oh! Rocky! We're saved!"
I grab Rocky and give him such a earth shaking kiss…oh I'm such a hopeless romantic sometimes. Columbia just stands there, looking much annoyed.
"Erm…do you mind Columbia" I ask in between kisses
"Do you? We need to get out of here"
"Uraugh!"
"See…Rocky wants to stay just a bit ooh! Rocky! Longer…"
And just as things were getting all hot and bothered between Rocky and I, Columbia pried me off Rocky's marvelous, godly, beautiful body. Damn her! Damn that Groupie!!
"We've got to go Frank"
"Alright, fine. We're going"
"Ugh!"
Taking Rocky's hand into my left and Columbia's into my right,the three of us step through the portal, and suddenly it's so COLD! I, instinctly turn towards Rocky to cuddle and keep warm, but was shocked by what I seen. COLUMBIA! THAT WHORE! HOW DARE SHE!!! She and Rocky were doing some intense cuddling. A kind of cuddling that involved moaning and urgging.
"Rocky?" I whisper
"Urrm! EARRRMMM!"
"Frank! Oh God Frank! He came on to me! I swear it!"
My eyes well up with tears. The only two I had left in the world, exsisting and non, betrayed me. Why?!
"As soon as this portal stops, Columbia you are fired and Rocky! You can go with her!" I yell, trying to pin back the tears. I wasn't supressing me tears to look manly you know, it would have ruined my mascara and my flawless make up.
And letting them seeing me a mess, would just ruin my reputation.