Pokémon Harley Chapter 4
May: Harley... I hate 4kids too you know. They not only censored the relationship between me and Ash, but they also have put several cannons for AshxMisty in the English dub of Pokémon. They clearly are corrupted people who are willing to change their ways only if they'll get more money from it. That's why they started the Toonzai thing: kids today like ninjas.
Harley: Haruka, I thought you liked Shuu-kun.
Drew: You bet she likes me!
May: Uh... Drew, you suck. You're too girly for me.
Drew: What! How is Harley manlier than me?
Harley then spoke in one of his low voices: I can be quite manly when I'm serious.
Drew: When are you serious?
Harley: Like in when I'm mad, tired, angry, trying to attract-
Drew: THAT IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION!
Harley: Well SORRY if I want to talk about my love life!
May: Harley, I may still not be very smart, but I am wiser than when we first met. Couldn't I PLEASE travel with you?
Harley smirked again, then he started whistling.
May thought: Oh god is he going to...
Harley: Consider yourself-
May: HARLEY DON'T SING THAT!
Harley:Why?
May: It's that song from the play Oliver!
Harley:If you don't let me sing it I won't let you come with me.
May: Okay... I'll listen to the first part of the song, if you sing anymore I'm not going with you.
Harley smiled again: Deal.
Harley: Come on out everyone!
He then let out his Pokémon: Wigglytuff, Banette, Cacturne, Ariados, and Octillery; or as the Japanese say: Piriin, Jupette, Noctus, Octan, and I don't know what Ariodo's Japanese name is.
May: Why did you let your Pokémon out?
Harley: I wnt them to sing to.
May: ...fine...
Harley then sang, Cacturne whistle, and the rest of the Pokémon just sang their name to the right notes.
After a while the group sang: ... and the drinks are on the house!
May: Harley STOP!
The group stopped singing.
Harley: Well, I guess that's enough to let you come with me.
Could someone please reveiw! I'd like to know if someone is reading this!