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After the nations finally decided to quiet down, England took the job of spokesperson.
"Ok, why don't we calm down so we can discuss what we need to do about America."
England was worried about America. Not because he cared, mind you, but because there could be something wrong with the young nation. Not because he cared. He didn't. However, there were still times whenever England looked at him, all he saw was a small colony that chased rabbits and always smiled at him like he was the most important person in the world.
"Ve, why don't we just ask him? I'm sure that if we ask him what he is doing he will tell us."
"Italy for once you said an intelligent thing. Let's all stalk America and try to find out what he is doing by violating his privacy!" England said.
"That is not what I-
"I volunteer to spy on Amerika, da. It will be just like old times." Russia said while the others tried to get as far away from him with out him noticing.
"Ja, we should have someone go with Russia to make sure America stays ALIVE." Germany directed that last part to Russia because lets face it, no one wants another Cold War.
No one raised their hands.
"Alright. Those that don't volunteer will have to train with me."
Of all the hands that went up, Romano and Italy's hands were the first and the highest. Russia said nothing as he threw the two over his shoulder and walked out the doors smiling. Once Spain realized what just happened, he ran after them shouting Spanish at Russia to slow down and wait for him.
"Britain, what are we going to do with the information that they might acquire?" Austria asked.
"I don't know. Maybe what Canadia,"
"HE IS CANADA AND HE IS ONE AWESOME BIRDIE!"
"Shut up, Prussia. Maybe what Canada said is true. Perhaps it is just the elections.
With Russia:
"So, Senor Russia, how are we going to spy on America?" Spain asked, either not caring about being near the Russian or masking everything with a smile again.
"I have secret cameras left over from Cold War, da."*
And they just drove past a diner that if they looked closely, they would have saw America, Canada, and Israel in the booth by the window.
*no idea if that is true...
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