Deidara quickly shoved Hidan off him, no matter how much his lower half rejected the idea. Deidara quickly made it to his feet and bolted his back upright stiffly as if he had been caught in a lude act, well he had been. Hidan was the first to speak. "Well if it isn't the red- haired asshole himself?" He smiled as he got up on his own.

Deidara shot him a glare along with Sasori. "Hidan! Don't be like that!" he commanded. Hidan shrugged and Deidara let it go. The blond sighed and looked to the red head. "Da- Sasori." he nodded with what seemed to be either longing or sadness. "This is Hidan, he's my boyfriend." Deidara gave a light blush.

But apparently the puppet didn't find it as cute as the bomber did for he glared a death storm to the Jashinist. "We've met..." he said flatly, not letting his eyes leave Hidan.

"That's good!" Deidara smiled and brought his fingers together. "Then we wont have to go through long introductions." his smile weakened as he saw Sasori's glare towards Hidand and Hidan's con smile to Sasori. "Sooooo~" he tried to lighten the mood.

"I never said that I was on good terms with him." Sasori's glare flashed to Deidara then back to Hidan. Deidara flinched back seeing the danger of the situation they were in.

A comforting arm wrapped itself around his neck. "Now that's just unkind." Hidan cheered out not letting seriousness leave his voice. "Dei-chan didn't do anything wrong." He smiled down at Deidara, which in turn earned him a smile from the blond. "So why don't you go fuck yourself and make your stupid ass puppets somewhere else." Hidan shooed the red head.

The puppet of a man's glare deepened but Deidara was the first to speak. "Hida-kun!" He shouted ripping the other males arm off his shoulder. "Don't act that way in front of Danna!" just as the words escaped the blonds mouth he covered it as if to take it back. Hidan's face turned menacing and twisted with disgust.

"How many fucking times do I have to fucking tell you not to use that Jashin damned name?" He exploded. Deidara whimpered knowing that he had done something wrong. Sasori watched in shock and what felt to him like anger. "It's annoying and I'm supposed to be your boyfriend now not him." he pointed to the red head who was silently observing. "It's just not right when you give some other guy a better nickname than mine." Hidan pouted.

Deidara hugged the taller silver haired man. "Hida-ku~n I'm sorry. It's a force of habit!" Deidara whined. Sasori felt another twang of anger, he hadn't felt this for a while instead it was a different feeling he got. But now he didn't know which was worse.

Hidan hugged the bomber back. "It's impossible to stay mad at my Deidei." he smiled enjoying the embrace he saw Sasori off to the side looking a bit depressed and lonely, he took this as a victory. So he removed one hand from Deidara's back and showed the classical middle finger to the red head puppet.

Unfortunately Deidara caught him in the act. "Hidan!" he instantly released his hold on his boyfriend. Hidan tried to keep the hug going but with the single hold he had with one arm Deidara broke free with ease.

"What I do it to Kakuzu and everyone else in the group! Hell I did it to leader!" Hidan complained! Deidara looked on him scoldingly.

"You didn't do it to me." Deidara scowled.

Hidan frowned. "That's because you're my fucking boyfriend!" he growled.

"So you can show everyone else the sign that say's 'Fuck you', but you can't do that to your own boyfriend?" Deidara put his hands on his hips to make it look more effective.

"Yes... I mean no ... I mean..." Hidan stopped. "Why are you being so Jashin damn protective of this guy? You dumped him for me remember?" Hidan pointed at Sasori. Then paused and thought. Deidara had a light blush scattered across his face. Sasori as well listened attentively to this. Hidan looked at Deidara then to Sasori then to Deidara again.

"... I get it now..." he glared at the red head. " You still have fucking lingering feelings for this guy don't you?" Hidan looked to Deidara who's blush had turned at least 7 shades darker to match Sasori's hair. "Well I'll give everybody a fucking news flash then." Hidan grabbed Deidara by the waist and dragged him close to himself, forcing their lower halves to collide but not in a harmful way. He used his other, free hand to force Deidara's face to meet his.

Their mouths crashed into one another, Hidan taking full control since he was the only one in the room that knew what was really going on. He force his tongue into Deidara's mouth exploring the caverns that were his cheeks. Deidara's tongue on the other hand was completely out of it just siting there not doing anything it didn't know what to do it was taken by surprise like the rest of him. Hidan danced around Deidara's mouth a little while longer then finally came out for air. Trailing out a string of saliva on his tongue. That's when Deidara snapped back to what had just happened.

Hidan brought Deidara closer which just made their pelvis's come closer. Deidara was madly blushing obviously something was going on. But Hidan turned his head to smirk in triumph at the red head. "I'm his boyfriend and there's nothing you can do about it that will change that fact." He sang wrapping a second arm around Deidara this one going much lower than the first, making Deidara shift a bit.

That's when Kakuzu opened the door. He looked at the scene, which didn't seem to be the prettiest. A murderess looking Sasori... A hard on Deidara... and a happy looking Hidan... the last one meant nothing ever good would come from this. Kakuzu looked past the scene to find his cereal bowl so he could leave and get the heck out of here. It was there, only... empty... "HI~DAN~!" He gruffly yelled glaring at the only one that would dare steal his cereal.

"Pardon me Mr. Old fart fucker, but me and Dei-chan here have some business to take care of in the bedroom." He smiled wickedly at Sasori then gave a fake crocodile smile to Kakuzu. "See ya!" And with that he ran out of the room dragging Deidara along with him.

"Fucking asshole!" Kakuzu yelled after him. Then turned to Sasori who was slowly turning from great ball of rage to expressionless puppet once more. "What's wrong?" he asked sympathetically as he grabbed his "would be" bowl as if it were contaminated.

"I come in here to get a cup of coffee and I find Hidan and Deidara on the floor just about to fuck. And what do they do when they leave? Go fuck! Seriously what's wrong with kids these day's?" Sasori complained.

Kakuzu poured out two cups of coffee. "Well Hidan's Hidan, so can't help him. Now what I want to know is why you are so worked up over their relationship?" Kakuzu handed him a cup.

Sasori turned a light pink. He really didn't know why he was so upset. If Deidara was with anyone else he guessed it would've been fine but Hidan is just a Fucker so why him. He's just so... AHHHH! Kakuzu gave a smirk and took a sip of coffee.

A/N: OMJ BEDROOM SCENE NEXT XD can't wait but must for it it 12 am and I am tired :P and I got school *cough* lousy *cough* good for nothing *cough cough* hmm am I getting sick? . lol okay so I actually don't know what's going on with my magical Sasori yet we'll see where it goes but HIDADEI WILL PREVAIL! yay fangirldome :D I do not own Naruto nor the characters of it I do own my writing though... I don't think I own spell check though either so I'll go debate on that now I'm tired so bed rant end. READ ON MY FRIENDS! :D lol I did this one in kitty ears and a uke button on XD